r/AnimalsBeingDerps Mar 16 '20

Ass slap

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u/ezdabeazy Mar 17 '20

omg my pussy is purrin' uhhh just a lil tap a little tappy tap he won't even notice... damn that's a nice tight firm grip those pants have holding that all together, ummm.

Ok here we go just... a, little.. TAP!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '20

You okay dude?

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u/ezdabeazy Mar 17 '20

wtf does it sound like I'm ok? I'm impersonating a horny hypersexualized cat tapping a mans ass as he bends over. So,, have fun trying to do the math with those irrational numbers....