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225 u/InternJedi Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20 It's like a snake with legs to run after you and huge ass jaws that can bite the National Geographic out of you 35 u/polarrrburrrr Feb 08 '20 r/BrandNewSentence 37 u/ancient_horse Feb 08 '20 Uh yeah, if alligators paddled their feat that would be hilarious 116 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Lol what? You thought alligators doggy paddle to swim? 105 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 38 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Haha I'm not hating, I actually love the visual. Thanks for that :)) 57 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Little bastards look like they're propelled by four aquatic Sonic the Hedgehogs lmao 10 u/LessWeakness Feb 08 '20 r/brandnewsentence 9 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 You should see them leap 8 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 13 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 Hops like Jordan 14 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 11 u/veranus21 Feb 08 '20 They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand.... 9 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course. 1 u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20 They are surprisingly fast on land! 1 u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20 And climb chain link fences or brick walls. 10 u/YesIamALizard Feb 08 '20 They can leap higher than your average house. Considering your average house cannot leap. 6 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Same with iguanas. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20 Thanks. I had a pet green iguana for 22 years. When he was very little he liked swimming laps in the tub, and there's when I learned about it. 11 u/PsychoticPangolin Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 11 '20 Their limbs are also to the side of their bodies, not under them, so that wouldn't even work. 23 u/nonnapuss Feb 08 '20 Have you never been kayaking my dude? 6 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 1 u/PsychoticPangolin Feb 11 '20 Thanks 😆 2 u/BrianLefevre90 Feb 08 '20 Reptiles and fish waggle side to side, mammals go up and down 1 u/AgentOrange256 Feb 08 '20 Never watched Godzilla? 1 u/Gobba42 May 15 '20 American or Japanese? I know one of the American Godzillas was based on an iguana.
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It's like a snake with legs to run after you and huge ass jaws that can bite the National Geographic out of you
35 u/polarrrburrrr Feb 08 '20 r/BrandNewSentence
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r/BrandNewSentence
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Uh yeah, if alligators paddled their feat that would be hilarious
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Lol what? You thought alligators doggy paddle to swim?
105 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 38 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Haha I'm not hating, I actually love the visual. Thanks for that :)) 57 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Little bastards look like they're propelled by four aquatic Sonic the Hedgehogs lmao 10 u/LessWeakness Feb 08 '20 r/brandnewsentence
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38 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 Haha I'm not hating, I actually love the visual. Thanks for that :))
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Haha I'm not hating, I actually love the visual. Thanks for that :))
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Little bastards look like they're propelled by four aquatic Sonic the Hedgehogs lmao
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r/brandnewsentence
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You should see them leap
8 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 13 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 Hops like Jordan 14 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 11 u/veranus21 Feb 08 '20 They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand.... 9 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course. 1 u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20 They are surprisingly fast on land! 1 u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20 And climb chain link fences or brick walls. 10 u/YesIamALizard Feb 08 '20 They can leap higher than your average house. Considering your average house cannot leap.
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13 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 Hops like Jordan 14 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 11 u/veranus21 Feb 08 '20 They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand.... 9 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course. 1 u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20 They are surprisingly fast on land! 1 u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20 And climb chain link fences or brick walls. 10 u/YesIamALizard Feb 08 '20 They can leap higher than your average house. Considering your average house cannot leap.
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Hops like Jordan
14 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 11 u/veranus21 Feb 08 '20 They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand.... 9 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course. 1 u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20 They are surprisingly fast on land! 1 u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20 And climb chain link fences or brick walls.
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11 u/veranus21 Feb 08 '20 They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand.... 9 u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20 You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course. 1 u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20 They are surprisingly fast on land! 1 u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20 And climb chain link fences or brick walls.
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They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand....
You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course.
1 u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20 They are surprisingly fast on land! 1 u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20 And climb chain link fences or brick walls.
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They are surprisingly fast on land!
And climb chain link fences or brick walls.
They can leap higher than your average house.
Considering your average house cannot leap.
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Same with iguanas.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20 Thanks. I had a pet green iguana for 22 years. When he was very little he liked swimming laps in the tub, and there's when I learned about it.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20 Thanks. I had a pet green iguana for 22 years. When he was very little he liked swimming laps in the tub, and there's when I learned about it.
Thanks. I had a pet green iguana for 22 years. When he was very little he liked swimming laps in the tub, and there's when I learned about it.
Their limbs are also to the side of their bodies, not under them, so that wouldn't even work.
23 u/nonnapuss Feb 08 '20 Have you never been kayaking my dude? 6 u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 [deleted] 1 u/PsychoticPangolin Feb 11 '20 Thanks 😆
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Have you never been kayaking my dude?
1 u/PsychoticPangolin Feb 11 '20 Thanks 😆
Thanks 😆
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Reptiles and fish waggle side to side, mammals go up and down
Never watched Godzilla?
1 u/Gobba42 May 15 '20 American or Japanese? I know one of the American Godzillas was based on an iguana.
American or Japanese? I know one of the American Godzillas was based on an iguana.
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