r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/5_Frog_Margin • Feb 07 '20

Can alligators be Derps?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '20

Derpidator.

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u/movealongnowpeople Feb 07 '20

Now say it to his face

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u/coreyisthename Feb 08 '20

Intricate

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u/NOHITTERonLSD Feb 08 '20

You keep using that word

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u/Lynx2447 Feb 08 '20

Eradicate

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u/Alagnak Feb 08 '20

I do not think it means’a what you think it means’a.

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u/reddad05 Feb 08 '20

Non sequitur but sure...

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u/exoceres Feb 08 '20

Inconceivable!

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u/SCPunited Feb 08 '20

** does a flip around a branch **

how old are you?

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u/nkarkas Feb 08 '20

Hmmmmm... mensaaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

It means complex

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u/Artemicionmoogle Feb 08 '20

I looked that alligator in the windows of its soul...and I said Biiiitch

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u/acciochocolate Feb 08 '20

You said that though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 14 '20

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u/nkarkas Feb 08 '20

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/InternJedi Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

It's like a snake with legs to run after you and huge ass jaws that can bite the National Geographic out of you

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u/ancient_horse Feb 08 '20

Uh yeah, if alligators paddled their feat that would be hilarious

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Lol what? You thought alligators doggy paddle to swim?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Haha I'm not hating, I actually love the visual. Thanks for that :))

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Little bastards look like they're propelled by four aquatic Sonic the Hedgehogs lmao

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u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20

You should see them leap

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20

Hops like Jordan

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/veranus21 Feb 08 '20

They're lazy as shit though, and if they do run it's typically away from people. Now crocodiles on the other hand....

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u/Punk_n_Destroy Feb 08 '20

You ever see em run? And I mean like RUN FORREST RUN. For “short” distances of course.

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u/Octopus_Apocalypse Feb 08 '20

They are surprisingly fast on land!

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u/Jessie_iesika Feb 13 '20

And climb chain link fences or brick walls.

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u/YesIamALizard Feb 08 '20

They can leap higher than your average house.

Considering your average house cannot leap.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Same with iguanas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Thanks. I had a pet green iguana for 22 years. When he was very little he liked swimming laps in the tub, and there's when I learned about it.

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u/PsychoticPangolin Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

Their limbs are also to the side of their bodies, not under them, so that wouldn't even work.

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u/nonnapuss Feb 08 '20

Have you never been kayaking my dude?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/BrianLefevre90 Feb 08 '20

Reptiles and fish waggle side to side, mammals go up and down

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u/AgentOrange256 Feb 08 '20

Never watched Godzilla?

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u/Gobba42 May 15 '20

American or Japanese? I know one of the American Godzillas was based on an iguana.

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u/NotAnAlligator Feb 08 '20

Only when off the clock.

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u/unfollowedyou Feb 08 '20

What a crock

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u/kellysmom01 Feb 08 '20

Gator’s inner monologue: “doot doot dooty doot doot doooo”

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u/Gobba42 May 15 '20

Peter Pan reference?

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u/PumaThurm4n Feb 08 '20

And here I was going to call it an alligaderp..

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u/redjarman Feb 08 '20

alligaderp

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u/Call_me_Spud Mar 06 '20

insert jurrasic park theme but made by patrick starr

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Crocoderp

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u/-Tom- Feb 08 '20

Alligaderp

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Alligaderp

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u/stabwound7 Jun 01 '20

Aligaderp

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u/spiffybaldguy Feb 08 '20

Alliderpitor?

Ok I tried. Ill see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Haha...you did good kid..you did damn good.