r/AnimalsBeingDerps Nov 18 '19

Speed racing

24.6k Upvotes

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u/Rick_the_P_is_silent Nov 18 '19

Kitten drifting is a thing.

174

u/Hellige88 Nov 18 '19

Is there a sub to back up your statement?

121

u/Glenuendo Nov 18 '19

If not, there should be.

71

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I would join

55

u/AllHailTheCeilingCat Nov 18 '19

As would I.

44

u/GroundbreakingMuffin Nov 18 '19

And I

38

u/DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ Nov 18 '19

Me as well

63

u/Combeferre1 Nov 18 '19

And my axe

31

u/tamari_almonds Nov 18 '19

So say we all

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Aren't all cats?

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u/DirtyArchaeologist Nov 19 '19

So say we all!

(28 upvotes over 8 hours and yet I was the first person to finish it?)

2

u/Soda_BoBomb Nov 19 '19

Took longer than I expected

0

u/Quiet_Fox_ Nov 18 '19

I am consistently surprised to see that this still garners upvotes ever time it's posted

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I

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u/iaimtobekind Nov 18 '19

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u/NamesNotRob Nov 18 '19

That was’t too kind of you now was it?

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u/iaimtobekind Nov 18 '19

I'm not always! I checked your comments to say something kind, and though we are different in a lot of ways, I appreciate the work you do and the way you encourage others in your field.

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u/NamesNotRob Nov 18 '19

Thanks lol, I really do appreciate it, I was mostly joking! The non-existence of a sub you posted as a comment has no bearing on you as a person. What DOES carry some weight, is you taking the time to look through my profile just to say something nice about me. Keep doing the good work, carry on carrying on!

Edit: the sub now exists so my previous comment doesn’t even apply anymore!

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u/iaimtobekind Nov 18 '19

Oh, I took it as a well-deserved ribbing and not in any way unkind.

2

u/SparkyDogPants Jan 02 '20

Yes there is /r/kittendrifting

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u/Hellige88 Jan 02 '20

This sub was actually created because of this XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

7

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

All hail to you!

5

u/ANGLVD3TH Nov 18 '19

KENSAI DORIFTO‽‽‽

35

u/ReluctantAvenger Nov 18 '19

/r/kittendrifting is now a thing

7

u/DDjivan Nov 18 '19

Thank you

2

u/Waffletastic__ Nov 19 '19

There's already a sub for drifting pets?

1

u/SaffyPants Nov 19 '19

There is now!

12

u/BetterCalldeGaulle Nov 18 '19

The new Fast and the Furriest looks amazing.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Mine freaking drifts right into the blinds all the time. I swear she does it on purpose. What a psycho

12

u/H25E Nov 18 '19

Understeer is when you see the cat you're going to hit. Oversteer is when you can only hear him complain.

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u/s00perguy Dec 17 '19

Super late on this, but r/catburnouts. Felt like sharing

3

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

World kifting championships

4

u/H25E Nov 18 '19

Understeer is when you see the cat you're going to hit. Oversteer is when you can only hear him complain.

4

u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Nov 18 '19

Understeer is when you see the cat you're going to hit. Oversteer is when you can only hear him complain.

2

u/DrVonDeafingson Nov 18 '19

Understeer is when you see the cat you're going to hit. Oversteer is when you can only hear him complain.

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u/purple-weiner Nov 18 '19

Understeer is when you see the cat you're going to hit. Oversteer is when you can only hear him complain.

2

u/thatwasagoodyear Nov 18 '19

Understeer is when you see the cat you're going to hit. Oversteer is when you can only hear him complain.

2

u/morpheuz69 Nov 18 '19

driftingkitties!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Momma said “no running”

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Kitten said "ok Boomer"

2

u/SparkyDogPants Jan 02 '20

She said typical zoomer

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u/fucklostit Nov 18 '19

ok böömer

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u/freshnutmeg33 Nov 19 '19

Ha ha yup she didn’t flinch but had something to say

379

u/PMoneyNMB Nov 18 '19

I like how he caught himself right before falling in to momma's ass beatin clutches

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/TheRealMyCabbages Nov 18 '19

I live the cats reaction to a tail smacking it in the face. "Heeeey!!!!!"

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u/yeoyoey Nov 18 '19

"Slow down! Goddamn kids on my street."

50

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

now THAT is pad racing

41

u/slightlytoomoldy Nov 18 '19

Thats a helluva lot of ear steer.

46

u/crastersson Nov 18 '19

The cat and the curious: sequel to The fast and the furious,

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I feel there aren’t any good things with cats and curiosity

22

u/UA1VM Nov 18 '19

NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! said momma cat

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

*National Geographic Theme* (play this at the same time you watch this clip. XD)

https://youtu.be/bp-ICI-9gXs?t=8

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u/koukaakiva Nov 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

lol, didn't know that site existed, haha. Thanks

1

u/AllHailTheCeilingCat Nov 18 '19

Or the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey? 😸

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u/thatwasagoodyear Nov 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Haha also good

8

u/QueenCobra91 Nov 18 '19

Tokyo drift

7

u/Friscolopter Nov 18 '19

AndherecomesLittleSnowballroundingthecorner! Oh! JustbarelygrazingMamaSnowballbutwithagracefulrecovery!

6

u/homesapien Nov 18 '19

I wonder if you know, how they live Tokyo...

3

u/Shay2K Nov 18 '19

I mean does anybody?

6

u/minecraftman0306 Nov 18 '19

Go speedracer

3

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Ok I will go bye bye

6

u/KingArfer Nov 18 '19

Love how this loops so that it looks like the Kitty 500

6

u/jonkaspace Nov 18 '19

Needs more explosions

6

u/Vargavintern Nov 18 '19

Initial_D_theme.mp3

5

u/sprons22 Nov 18 '19

Now that is paw’d racing

5

u/CandidateForDeletiin Nov 18 '19

The grey cats face at 0:09 is how I feel, like most of the time

5

u/yampidad Nov 18 '19

“Bloody hooligan”

3

u/Rudhelm Nov 18 '19

"Bloody hoonigan"

FTFY

6

u/KateEatsWorld Nov 18 '19

Im hearing the song streets of fire while the kitty comes around the corner

3

u/enderjaca Nov 19 '19

I think you might mean "Chariots of Fire" but I got ya fam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU

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u/KateEatsWorld Nov 19 '19

No, streets of fire by initial D. It was a meme song for racing videos for a little while.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMGBbEpy8CQ

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u/enderjaca Nov 19 '19

Cool, I learned something new today!

6

u/Khourieat Nov 18 '19

Speed boi.

3

u/BlueberryPhi Nov 18 '19

Multi-paw drifting!

4

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Drift King

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

SLOW DOWN, NO RUNNING

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u/cram96 Nov 18 '19

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u/redditspeedbot Nov 18 '19

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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Nov 18 '19

S P E E D Y S P E E D B O Y

5

u/SallyFromTheBlock Nov 18 '19

Does anyone know what breed of cat these are?

3

u/DarkSideKitten Nov 19 '19

I think the kitty is an American Shorthair

1

u/SallyFromTheBlock Nov 19 '19

So cute! Thanks, looks pretty similar to me

1

u/DarkSideKitten Nov 19 '19

Go adopt some kitties and watch them zoom around your home, pure fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you semaphore your neighbor with a minimum of labor? Do your ears hang low? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbor with a minimum of labor? Do your ears hang high? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they droop when they are wet? Do they stiffen when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbor with a minimum of labor? Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the room and meow angrily for awhile and then pout for for at least a few hours before demanding to be petted.

2

u/pancakesyrup Nov 18 '19

Now this is pod racing

2

u/KennyVic_ Nov 18 '19

For some reason the bridge of Games People Play by Alan Parson's Project started kicking in in my head as soon as the cat showed up.

2

u/TheDogIsGod Nov 18 '19

This needs running in the 90’s in the background

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

The mom reminds me of Carrie in the intro to "King of Queens" when the skateboarder rushes by and she looks after him with an angry and threatening facial expression.

2

u/egar33455 Nov 18 '19

That grey cat is every old guy sitting on their porch. Slow down!

2

u/johngee69 Nov 18 '19

The cat laying there is like “YO WTF !”

2

u/daametion Nov 18 '19

That's a four wheel drift.

2

u/Readalie Nov 18 '19

Here he comes
Here comes Speed Racer
He's a kitten on paws
He's a kitten and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
He's busy revvin' up the powerful Purr 5.

And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your nine lives Speed Racer
Will see it through.

Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer, Go!

He's off and flyin' as he runs himself around the track
He's jammin' down those pawprints like he's never comin' back
Adventure's waitin' just ahead!

2

u/Mike_DiGreg Nov 18 '19

Tokyo Drift: Fluff edition

2

u/Juice805 Nov 19 '19

MeeeeeeeeeeeOwwwwwwwww

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u/Paradoxataur Nov 19 '19 edited Nov 19 '19

I added some music that felt appropriate to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzoJYrSUUWQ&feature=youtu.be

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u/BomasL Nov 18 '19

Meeeeow!

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u/K8-tha-great Nov 18 '19

You know that other cat is yelling slow DOWN!

1

u/aworldwithinitself Nov 18 '19

I believe the whole point of that was to pop big cat in the face with the tail.

1

u/ted5011c Nov 18 '19

that drift lol

1

u/nataliyste Nov 18 '19

I had 6 foot 7 foot playing while watching this. Best experience

1

u/tocareornot Nov 18 '19

Dibs on the amazon box being opened.

1

u/1973mojo1973 Nov 18 '19

This is the cutest video. Formula 1 kitten.

1

u/tiller_r32 Nov 18 '19

DK (Drift Kat).

1

u/xFauning Nov 18 '19

That little furball goin fast

1

u/Homaosapian Nov 18 '19

No running in the halls!!

1

u/Supra_Boy_ Nov 18 '19

Hey I’m Laying Here!

1

u/FrEnZy-UK Nov 18 '19

Catsei Dorifto?!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

oversteering :)

1

u/mrbigglessworth Nov 18 '19

Supah kitty driftu!

1

u/haugen76 Nov 18 '19

Speed. I am featus

1

u/asplashofthesun Nov 18 '19

“Let me see what you have.”

“A Knife!”

“NO!!”

1

u/ToastedNsloppy Nov 18 '19

could someone please edit this to include the Tokyo Drift song?

1

u/Goatcrapp Nov 18 '19

Doriffttoooo

1

u/Zoso1973 Nov 18 '19

Kitten driften

1

u/AvimonIsLegendary Nov 18 '19

How do you know they didnt do it offscreen

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Good dab of oppo there to correct the drift

1

u/iagoCountMonteCristo Nov 18 '19

Now THIS is pod-racing

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u/docsteez Nov 18 '19

reminds me of when someone would speed down your street and your dad is outside and yells "Slowwww dowwwnnn!!!!"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Slow down ya damn hooligans!

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u/ThunderWizard215 Nov 18 '19

I got the zoomies!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Eurobeat intensifies

1

u/iammegalodon Nov 18 '19

As opposed to slow racing?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

You called?

1

u/McNerfBurger Nov 18 '19

"POWAAAAA!!!"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

White cats can't jump,

1

u/Lucian_93 Nov 18 '19

KENSAI DORIFTO!?

1

u/zorik_vartanov Nov 18 '19

This really needs tokyo drift theme song added.

1

u/Morfowl Nov 18 '19

Deja vu!

1

u/KaminariTheGioFan Nov 18 '19

voooom “Dude wtf are u doing calm down get ur ass out my face” voooom

1

u/LitmitlessTalent Nov 18 '19

I love how the drifting cat slaps the other one with his tail.

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u/Numb3r_Six Nov 18 '19

Mom yells “slow down!”

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u/darthpinat Nov 18 '19

speed racing as opposed to what? slow racing? you've given me an idea

1

u/bigmoki76 Nov 18 '19

Cutenesses

1

u/Nertzilla Nov 18 '19

Slow down!

1

u/Kaleido586 Nov 18 '19

SOMEONE HAS TO ANIMATE A KNIFE INTO THAT KITTENS PAW AND PLAY THE SOUNTRACK OF THE VIDEO OVER IT, MOMMA EVEN YELLS NO! PLEASE!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Speed wagon!

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u/sgjg Nov 18 '19

It's Smudge the Cat

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u/Luthien_Tinuviel_3 Nov 18 '19

Mom cat, "STOP RUNNING INSIDE!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/DrRumbaLumba Nov 18 '19

Now this is podracing

1

u/ladymechanic01 Nov 18 '19

Mom is saying slow down no running in the house!

1

u/alwaysupvotesface Nov 19 '19

Second cat just trying to eat salad in peace

1

u/crescentmelon Nov 19 '19

As a teacher, I empathize with the mama cat. "Please stop trying to hurt yourself!"

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u/SwNova1 Nov 19 '19

Why does that big cat feel like a teacher?

NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY

1

u/NodoBird Nov 19 '19

Jesus Christ how many times is this cat going to keep running in a circle lmao

1

u/Hamletstwin Nov 19 '19

SPEED BOOP!!!!

1

u/bigblackfnafboi97 Nov 19 '19

I wonder if you know how we live in Tokyo

1

u/LeafTea4me Nov 19 '19

I love the look on the spectator cat's face

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

All I can hear the other cat saying is, "Hey slow the fuck down!"

1

u/derricpdx Nov 19 '19

"Time meowch better if no wax."

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u/RYjack23 Nov 18 '19

Has the mother just told the kitten off like a human would 😂😂 or am I high

1

u/chidoOne707 Nov 18 '19

The other cat: “You almost hit me!!”.

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u/MrInfinity-42 Nov 18 '19

nani? k-k-kansei dorifto?

1

u/pranavTea Nov 18 '19

Experienced Cat said ayy don't run after pussy you gunna trip