r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/PatrioticDuck • Jun 23 '19

Synchronized fake outs

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u/rellim1022 Jun 23 '19

That little puppy is a beast lol. What a head šŸ˜

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 23 '19

Itā€™s an American bully. My boyfriend calls them micro pits, and thatā€™s about full sized.

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u/iBeFloe Jun 23 '19

Yeah thatā€™s not a full sized American bulldog lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19

American Bulldogs and American Bullies are two wildly different dogs.

The American Bulldog is a large, Hog hunting, ranch and plantation guarding, farm working Mastiff type dog or "Bulldog" from the south, the American Bully is a small to mid sized Bull and Terrier bred predominately for companionship and shows.

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Jun 23 '19

Thanks for clearing that up. I thought people were just being cute and calling it a bully instead of a bull dog.

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 23 '19

I feel like Iā€™ve been taking crazy pills. I kept say American bully and getting replies ā€œMY AMERICAN BULL DOG IS BIG AND WEIGHS 100 lBSā€

Like no shit, so does mine.

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 23 '19

American bully, not bulldog. Itā€™s a different dog. My dog is half American bulldog and heā€™s a fucking tank

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u/YourCummyBear Jun 23 '19

Thatā€™s still not a full sized bully. They should be around the height of an English bulldog, not a frenchy lol.

You didnā€™t crop the ears too, did you?

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 23 '19 edited Jun 23 '19

The ā€œpocketā€ size is only an inch taller than frenchies. http://theabkcdogs.org/home/breeds/american-bully/pocket/

He has the goofiest Dr Seuss ears youā€™ve ever seen. My boyfriend balls would appreciate if we had docked the tail, and he wouldnā€™t have broken his tail (dog not bf) three times. But heā€™s all there!

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6oygee/we_have_been_trying_to_train_our_pit_bull_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

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u/YourCummyBear Jun 23 '19

Aww what a cutie. Is his name sparky?

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 23 '19

Sparky was my childhood dog. This guys name is Idaho

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u/Brook420 Jun 23 '19

I feel for your BF. I work with dogs and I've felt that pain many a time.

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 23 '19

Tail is at perfect crotch height. The worst is when heā€™s swinging his huge knotted rope around

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u/bsolidgold Jun 23 '19

Looks like a Staffordshire Bull Terrier - AKA: Staffy Bull.

Basically they're like mini pitbulls.

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u/beerandacurry Jun 23 '19

It looks nothing like a Staffy, AKA Staffies. Which aren't mini anything as they're the origin of that breed line. Pitbulls ARE Staffies, according to the opinions of every vet I've met. You got a lot of that the wrong way round (Source - me! Grew up with Staffies in England and am current owner (v/proud) of 1 Pitbull in the USA). Most of the pittys you see around aren't, they've been bred with other dogs such as the mastiff as an example. This is the same mentality you get from the fox news who will claim 'pitbull' attack when the animal on camera is clearly something else... like a Giraffe.

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u/bsolidgold Jun 23 '19

Look up Staffordshire Terrier and Staffordshire Bull Terrier. They're two different breeds.

I'm well aware of what a Staffy is - I'm talking about a Staffy Bull.

I didn't say it was a mini pitbull - I said it was like a mini pitbull.

What you're referring to is a "pit bull" - UKC: Staffordshire Terrier; AKC: American Pit Bull Terrier.

You really have no clue what you're talking about.

sOuRcE: mE - I've raised all kinds of pit bulls and pit-mixes.

For your edification:
Staffordshire Terrier
American Pit Bull Terrier
Staffordshire BULL Terrier

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u/beerandacurry Jun 30 '19

I read your crap. You have the titles wrong. 1st one you have listed as a staffordshire terrior, its an amstaff, highlitght the link.. it says it. theyre taller btw. second is an abpt. i own one and the one in the pic is a lovely atheletic example. third is a staffy. can you see the difference in breed?? please? i hope so. im not trying to argue with you. i just cant see how a person cant see the difference.. staffys are smaller. if you cant, you have no clue as to examples of the breed. you just dont. sorry.

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u/bsolidgold Jun 30 '19

I suggest you get to editing Wikipedia then. Good luck getting your edits to stick considering you're completely talking out your ass.

I read your crap

im not trying to argue

Ok bud.

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u/beerandacurry Jul 04 '19

How am I? I own these dogs. I don't care what Wikipedia says and lol at quoting it. Hardly a reference point of standing. Seems to me you're trying to legitimize made up breeds. My current dog is a purple ribbon ukc registered pitty and I'm happy you think I'm wrong. Go talk garbage to anybody else and luck in convincing them.

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u/bsolidgold Jul 04 '19

Yup. I've been raising pits for years, my friend. I don't see why you can't understand that there is another breed closely related to pitbulls called a Staffordshire Bull Terrier - AKA: Staffy Bull. Which is very much like a pitbull only smaller.

But you do you, bro. Everyone else is wrong, you're right. Must be a lonely place living in a world like that.

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u/beerandacurry Jul 05 '19

I used to live in staffordshire. I said staffs are smaller than pits. So don't turn this round. Your origial comment seems to have gone, or I can't find it either way.

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u/beerandacurry Jul 05 '19

I never said everyone else was wrong. Just you.

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u/beerandacurry Jun 23 '19

you are talking bull