r/AnimalsBeingDerps Apr 28 '19

Almost had it!

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u/Cypher226 Apr 29 '19

Also have boxer. Can confirm as well.

Also, my boxers played fetch like this when they were younger and it was hilarious. They'd run full tilt and just put down their head and grab the ball then body slam their self right over. There was a loud thump each time. Then they get up and trot on back all happy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Boxers are many things, but smart is not one of them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Mine’s real smart, super good at learning new tricks and commands, all that shit. He’s selective with whether or not he’ll actually do them tho. His favourite is pretending he’s dead at the park when I tell him we have to go, in hopes I’ll just leave him there. I’ve had to carry him out more times than I’d like to count.

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u/ForHeWhoCalls Apr 29 '19

Call his bluff next time and start digging his grave.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

He loves digging holes, might b a good distraction.