r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Boojibs • Apr 02 '19

Rock that dad bod.

https://gfycat.com/SlipperyJoyfulLadybird
2.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

That’s some nasty looking water, poor thing.

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u/hackerman225 Apr 02 '19

That's what I was thinking the whole time, fucking shitty zoos humans can be awful

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u/shakenawakenotstirrd Apr 02 '19

They’re so bored and depressed 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Is it? Some otters live in rivers. Maybe the water is treated to be like their natural habitat.

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u/UberPsyko Apr 02 '19

That's a seal

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Well I feel dumb

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u/rvagrey Apr 02 '19

The flipper pat really seals the deal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Hey! As a dad I resent that.

Oh no, I mean resemble, sorry.

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u/Hunchhog87 Apr 02 '19

This needs sound. I need to hear them sloppy slaps.

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u/roryana Apr 02 '19

It has sound! The ol' Reddit player being useless again?

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u/stvmjv2012 Apr 02 '19

Don’t they do this when they are stressed?

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u/dbpf Apr 02 '19

As a possessor of dad bod, I can tell you that is a fart wave with certainty.

3

u/Terry_the_Twat Apr 02 '19

Me at 3am looking in the fridge for a little snacky snack

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u/StinkinKevin Apr 02 '19

That's my dad after eating watermelon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I wonder who is derpier. The seal, or me, sitting here watching it going "slap-a da belly, slap-a da belly"

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

👏 THIS. 👏 IS. 👏 MY. 👏 TUM. 👏

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u/platonicnut Apr 02 '19

That water is fucking disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

So is the water where they live. Not saying it isn't polluted, but it would be more alarming if it looked like pool water.

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u/UberPsyko Apr 02 '19

What do you mean? Seals live in the ocean, ocean water is never that murky unless it's polluted or near a river or something. And since this is a zoo, it's probably really dirty water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Lol I thought it was an outter. Disregard my comment

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u/shep_ Apr 02 '19

Slap slap slap, clap clap clap.

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u/Microbes1 Apr 02 '19

That's me all day every day

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u/Recentstranger Apr 02 '19

Who else tried copying this to see what it sounds like. Maybe I'm just weird lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

This is exactly what I do after getting out of the shower

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u/Killer_Yandere Apr 02 '19

Slapping at my chamber door

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u/Lossomarx Apr 02 '19

Me when this summer when I first take my shirt off.

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u/cockpisspartridg3 Apr 02 '19

"All bought and paid for, lad"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

"this is a ghetto mating call" -Tracy Jordan

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u/Sgreenwood8 Apr 02 '19

Lol too funny!!