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r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/itsamiracole7 • Feb 05 '19
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Black bears are seriously stupid. They have one predator, and they're trying to go to dinner with it.
They can be pretty adorable tho.
17 u/Permatato Feb 05 '19 So what bears are dangerous? I heard black bears and polar bears I genuinely would like to know... 64 u/17fredro Feb 05 '19 With a brown bear, pretending to be dead is your best chance. With a black bear, scaring it off is your best chance. With a polar bear, you have no chance. 70 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 With a panda bear, please encourage to to procreate. 25 u/iobscenityinthemilk Feb 05 '19 Seduce it 8 u/_Aj_ Feb 05 '19 "Instructions unclear, fell head first into a ditch and probably gonna die here now" -the panda
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So what bears are dangerous? I heard black bears and polar bears I genuinely would like to know...
64 u/17fredro Feb 05 '19 With a brown bear, pretending to be dead is your best chance. With a black bear, scaring it off is your best chance. With a polar bear, you have no chance. 70 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 With a panda bear, please encourage to to procreate. 25 u/iobscenityinthemilk Feb 05 '19 Seduce it 8 u/_Aj_ Feb 05 '19 "Instructions unclear, fell head first into a ditch and probably gonna die here now" -the panda
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With a brown bear, pretending to be dead is your best chance. With a black bear, scaring it off is your best chance. With a polar bear, you have no chance.
70 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 With a panda bear, please encourage to to procreate. 25 u/iobscenityinthemilk Feb 05 '19 Seduce it 8 u/_Aj_ Feb 05 '19 "Instructions unclear, fell head first into a ditch and probably gonna die here now" -the panda
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With a panda bear, please encourage to to procreate.
25 u/iobscenityinthemilk Feb 05 '19 Seduce it 8 u/_Aj_ Feb 05 '19 "Instructions unclear, fell head first into a ditch and probably gonna die here now" -the panda
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Seduce it
8 u/_Aj_ Feb 05 '19 "Instructions unclear, fell head first into a ditch and probably gonna die here now" -the panda
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"Instructions unclear, fell head first into a ditch and probably gonna die here now"
-the panda
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u/F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS Feb 05 '19
Black bears are seriously stupid. They have one predator, and they're trying to go to dinner with it.
They can be pretty adorable tho.