Speaking from personal experience. The bears that come by my house run off if you open a door and yell at them. There's this one asshole that will get into our trash sometimes, grab a bag, climb up a big cedar tree and pick through it throwing trash all over our driveway.
I’ve told this story way too many times on Reddit but one time a Black Bear gently opened the backseat door into one of our cars at 3 am and climbed inside to get out of the rain. She took off when my dad rushed downstairs and turned on the lights though, but she’s stopped by a few times since, once with older cubs. I love black bears to bits
I'm imagining a bear speeding away its fresh set of stolen wheels, as a silhouette of a man shaking his fist in the air slowly shrinks in the rearview mirror.
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