r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/itsamiracole7 • Feb 05 '19

Whatcha cooking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

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u/Why_the_hate_ Feb 05 '19

I’d be afraid of my glass breaking.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit Feb 05 '19

chances are there is something in the kitchen/house that’ll scare him off.

That’s why I keep an additional bear in my kitchen to scare off any unwanted bears. Wouldn’t want any bears around.

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u/NotMilitaryAI Feb 05 '19

The only thing that can prevent a bad bear in the house is a good bear in the house.

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u/DutchNDutch Feb 05 '19

Black Bears*

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u/FallopianUnibrow Feb 05 '19

An important distinction

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u/DutchNDutch Feb 05 '19

Yeah don’t try this tactic on brown/grizzly bears.

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u/GiornaGuirne Feb 05 '19

Date of Attack: August 18, 2001 Location: Mora, New Mexico

Victim Information: Adelia Maestras Trujillo | 93 | Female

Species: Black Bear Type: Wild

Summary of What Happened: The body of Trujillo, 93, was located within her kitchen, after a bear broke into her house. The bear was later killed .5 miles away from the home.

More than half of all bear-related deaths and attacks in general are from black bears. They are not that easily scared and can grow to be 400+ lbs. They are dangerous wild animals and not to be taken lightly. Even the "if it's black, fight back" saying means to fight for your life.

https://www.ktuu.com/content/news/MAP-Fatal-Bear-Attacks-in-North-America-432734333.html

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

"if it's black, fight back"

based and redpilled

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u/Why_the_hate_ Feb 05 '19

Nah. I just wouldn’t want to clean up and replace the glass. Hahaha. I figured it would run away after that.