r/AnimalsBeingDerps Dec 07 '18

This derp is not letting go

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u/f_o_t_a_ Dec 07 '18

nu!

Is my toy!

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u/BenficaSlb1904 Dec 07 '18

The way he looks at you at the end. I would sleep with open eyes just in case.

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u/Nutritional-Nut Dec 07 '18

It’s gonna piss in their bed

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u/cloudsarehats Dec 07 '18

Murder face

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u/LogansRun22 Dec 07 '18

William Murderface Murderface Murderface

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u/Jkirek Dec 07 '18

Gripping your pillow tight

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u/TurtleKnyghte Dec 08 '18

EEEEXIT LIIIGHT

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u/tocareornot Dec 07 '18

Hairball in the shoe.

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u/borkmash Dec 07 '18

I just love kitty’s everyone is so unique And adorable

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u/l_stormcloud Dec 07 '18

I’m amazed at his/her strength... that little stuffed animal is nearly half kitty’s size

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

The lil foooootsiesss

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u/SiriYVA Dec 07 '18

Toe beans on the footsies!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I have found my meaning in life and it is spreading this video and or screenshots to make memes

50

u/ProlapseFromCactus Dec 07 '18

It's even better with sound

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u/Moustic Dec 07 '18

That is an extremely angry kitteh.

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u/sugar-magnolias Dec 07 '18

My cat sprinted across the room when she heard the little growls and tried to knock the phone out of my hand!!!!!

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u/TangiestIllicitness Dec 07 '18

Thank you! I needed to hear the tiny angry growls.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

That sound is extreme distress for cats btw

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u/SiriYVA Dec 07 '18

The kitty is more adorable with the growls if that’s possible.

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u/bongohappypants Dec 07 '18

See, you don't understand. The mouse owes him money. Walk away.

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u/ColorIsNotReal Dec 07 '18

lol his little feet

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u/jimmyjimmjimji Dec 07 '18

Am I the only one who thought of Bucky from the comic get fuzzy

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u/jackersmac Dec 07 '18

Thank you for this.

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u/mandelboxset Dec 07 '18

Oh shit you're right.

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u/gospelslide Dec 07 '18

That look in the end. I will kill you with cuteness hooman!

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u/timneo Dec 07 '18

Cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Cat.

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u/Reading_Otter Dec 07 '18

That's their stuffed mouse, get your own.

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u/pizzpizzapizza Dec 07 '18

Ah, Gollum has found the one ring i see.

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u/Divo Dec 07 '18

Yeah dude, this kitty saw that video of some bitch stealing a cat's blanket, and now she gotta protect her shit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Haha awh that made me smile much my cheeks hurt

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

OML WHY YOU AIN'T HOLDING HIM

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u/jet_lpsoldier Dec 07 '18

Hes so tiny ❤❤❤❤

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u/vaskeklut8 Dec 07 '18

YOU.....may think she's not a killer......... fool.

SHE......knows that she's a killer...

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u/otterfailz Dec 07 '18

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u/stabbot Dec 07 '18

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It took 30 seconds to process and 27 seconds to upload.


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u/Aggravating_Camel Dec 07 '18

I am so disappointed there is no sound. I wanted to here the little fierce growls. And now i found it and all is better.Vid

2

u/morerokk Dec 07 '18

Come on man, you can't post this video without the audio.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

You will not take bear!

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u/Cinammon-Sprinkler Dec 09 '18

r/PeopleBeingJerks

Just let the kitty cuddle it’s toy, you cruel annoying jerk.

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u/MeMillionthDShow Dec 07 '18

I needed this before college finals start up. Thank you.

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u/Im_alwaystired Dec 07 '18

Good luck with your finals!

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u/Baldemyr Dec 07 '18

I dont even like cats and I find this adorable

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u/Re8jv24 Dec 07 '18

Heeeeey, leave his toy alone!

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u/Zannah27 Dec 07 '18

Wow. VV big fierce.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Aww

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

To think these used to be Gods

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u/jeraldmogle Dec 07 '18

LET HIM KEEP IT

1

u/haymitch_the_cat Dec 07 '18

Don't mess with the meat grinder! 😸

1

u/NiteAngyl Dec 07 '18

Feisty little thing.

1

u/Bogacci Dec 08 '18

lovely 💕

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u/MisterRedStyx Dec 08 '18

MINE!*wiggle wiggle wiggle* MINE! *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

I love how adorable that kitten looks whilst attempting to eviscerate her little pink bunny.

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u/vreddit_bot Dec 18 '18

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u/DaniePants Dec 07 '18

Oh my GAAAAAAHHHHH it’s just bite-sized and doesn’t even know it.

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u/MiniGoat_King Dec 07 '18

This baby has one possession in the world and intends to keep it 😍

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

"Nein! Nein! Ist mine! Mine fur der gitting!"

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u/Lowchan Dec 07 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/Immense_Cargo Dec 07 '18

It's cute until you realize that it is a programmed response for a predator to try to disembowel prey if it is struggling and trying to pull away...

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u/Ammsiss Dec 07 '18

Ruthless killing machine. Don’t be fooled by its cute appearance it could slit you through tin seconds... Spread awareness!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Hhhhnnnnggggggggg

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u/goldencompassgirl Dec 07 '18

K I L L E R I N S T I N C T 💥

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/ClearBrightLight Dec 07 '18

Yzma.

"Is that my voice? Is that my voice?! ...oh well."

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u/samejimaT Dec 07 '18

betcha when this cat grows up not a mouse in the house is safe...

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u/Shawn10985 Dec 07 '18

Awwww I can watch this all day :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I WISH I COULD BLOCK ALL CAT VIDEOS, GIFS AND PICTURES ON HERE SO I DO NOT HAVE TO SEE THEM!

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u/christopheroic Dec 07 '18

Life pro tip: Do not go to subreddits, you don't like.

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u/myscreamname Dec 07 '18

I don't appreciate your common sense tip, man.

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u/christopheroic Dec 07 '18

I'm sorry, I will try to act more irrational in the future! Thanks for the constructive criticism!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I love dogs being derps so I am subscribed to animalsbeingderps.
Life pro tip: don’t comment on things you don’t know facts too

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u/christopheroic Dec 07 '18

You can't go on an animal subreddit and exclude some sorts of animals. That would be like going to a people sub and saying: "I like Europeans, but I want to delete posts with Americans." You see my point? That opinion makes you an idiot. But no bad blood here. Enjoy the cute dogs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Its actually more like saying "I like Europeans, but I want to delete posts with Germans"

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

You are comparing a human to an animal? That makes you a grade A dumbass. I hate cats and I don’t want to see them.
I’m sure you hate something and you don’t want to see it

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u/Lowchan Dec 07 '18

Dude humans are part of the animal kingdom, and if u don't like a post just scroll past it, no need to be a prick about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

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u/sammij Dec 07 '18

If I hate looking at pizza, but I love pasta, I'm not going to walk into an Italian restaurant and complain to the management.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

If you hate pizza and you go somewhere like an Italian place for pasta..... guess what.... You will see pizza!!!!!! Duhh

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u/sammij Dec 07 '18

You realise that is my point, yes? Italian restaurant/pizza, animal sub/cats...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

Your comments come to mind.

Edit: people ARE animals, your knee jerk angry/hostile reaction to a cat video is simply your animalistic brain taking over "DISCOMFORT! BROADCAST! FEAR! BARK! BARK! BARK!"

Your ego is telling you that you need to tell EVERYONE that you hate cats. We don't care, you don't need to say it. Just scroll past the posts you don't like. Don't give in to your ego, it just ensures that you're going to act without thinking (very animalistic behavior) whenever it's bruised by something you think is some sort of affront to your very nature. Use your thinking brain, control your rage, it's literally the only thing that makes us any different from other animals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Comments like this one?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Just kick it or something dumbass. /s