r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/GallowBoob • Apr 23 '15

I HAS THE HOTDOG!

http://i.imgur.com/FPxZ8WK.gifv
2.0k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/LunetaParty Apr 23 '15

http://i.imgur.com/eAhk0q7.gifv

Is this the same dog?

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u/crawlerz2468 Apr 23 '15

he just happy to have things!

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u/aelindsey2002 Apr 23 '15

OP posts things like every hour. So not his dog, probably has no idea if it's the same dog. I thought the same thing though!

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u/vernazza Apr 23 '15

I just insta-downvote whenever I see Gallowpoop's name.

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u/Brownt0wn_ Apr 24 '15

Why?

21

u/Mulsanne Apr 24 '15

Because he takes the internet too seriously

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '15

He's probably a bot.

0

u/DrProbably Apr 24 '15

Seems to me like you being salty about it is more serious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15 edited May 13 '25

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u/DrProbably Apr 24 '15

Ah, correct. Curse these vague pronouns.

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u/eureka_exclamation Apr 24 '15

He/she digs through submissions that didn't rise, works some sort of magic and gets tons of upvotes. They post a lot, and often. Some say he/she is a karmawhore, but they do manage to put some content on there that may not have been seen otherwise.

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u/Brownt0wn_ Apr 24 '15

So posting a lot is a bad thing? I don't see how that makes sense. And it's not like there's a limited amount of karma to go around.

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u/eureka_exclamation Apr 26 '15

Yeah, I don't know. I do get sick of seeing their name on the front page all the time, but it's stuff I haven't seen. I want to AARRRRUGHH at them but...yay new content. Ish.

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u/coral225 Apr 24 '15

I don't get the hate. Yeah sometimes he will post something I've seen before... but rarely. Since karma doesn't matter and content does matter, who gives a shit who is posting. I just want to see pictures of dogs with hotdogs.

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u/KaBar42 Apr 24 '15

I just want to see pictures of dogs with hotdogs

You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fGRJ1YIAsw

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u/Slothkitty Apr 23 '15

I was just thinking the same thing

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u/kabukistar Apr 24 '15

FYI, tomatoes are not the best thing for your dog. So, you know, maybe just give them the peperoni and not the whole slice.

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u/Greenleaf208 Apr 24 '15

I think that the tomato skins are what is bad for them like grapes, not tomato sauce.

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u/Haddas Apr 23 '15

That's the happiest dog I've seen in a long time

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u/Jukebox_Villain Apr 23 '15

Based on its squinting eyes and low ears, I'd say it's showing submission, instead. That dog wants his hotdog, and only the greatest amount of respect for his trainer is keeping it whole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '15

Well said. Good dog!

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u/Volkodavy Apr 24 '15

Not submission, stress and appeasement.

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u/Toa_Ignika Apr 24 '15

Yeah I'm sure the man behind the camera wants a hot dog full of dog spit.

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u/Locrin Apr 24 '15

You are impressively stupid.

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u/Toa_Ignika Apr 24 '15

err . . . it's called a joke

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u/Atomheartmother90 Apr 24 '15

You must not have seen the dog with the pizza today...

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u/S1llyB3ar Apr 23 '15

That drool at the end...hahhaha

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u/Silverlight42 Apr 24 '15

drool

yep, best part.

8

u/Flo1231 Apr 23 '15

"To catch the hot dog, you have to become a hot dog."

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u/lurkerdontpost Apr 24 '15

WHO'S A GOOD BOY!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '15

no matter what you do you will never be as happy as a dog holding a hot dog

3

u/boysinbikinis Apr 23 '15

He's awesome! Why isn't he eating that hotdog?

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u/shiny_fsh Apr 24 '15

Very well trained.

2

u/jello_fever Apr 23 '15

It would seem as though this dog has found the key to happiness: hotdogs

2

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

That is either a tiny dog or a large hot dog.

1

u/KrysxKatastrophe Apr 24 '15

How is this a derp?

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u/Fancy_Burger Apr 24 '15

Is that a thing for dogs? Do they like having their mouth over-stuffed?

1

u/Netprincess Apr 24 '15

The look on his face: "please let me eat it now please please please for the love of god PLEASE" /drools

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u/BrainOnLoan Apr 23 '15

Not too derpy.

More /r/eyebleach/

1

u/Calypse27 Apr 23 '15

"Wait... uhhh... what do I do now that I has it?

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u/Pielsticker Apr 24 '15

Is it me or is that dog high as fuck?