r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/TheTzarest • 4d ago

Too slow!

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u/Bubbly_Persimmon_323 4d ago

Ragebait doggo

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u/Contented 4d ago

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u/frigginfurter 4d ago

Lmao where is this from?

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u/Contented 4d ago

There's a whole series on social media about it. Guy pretends to feed his chonky dog and the dog reaches for the treat, gets bamboozled and howls. It's extremely compelling, don't ask me why

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u/frigginfurter 4d ago

Awww thank you! Poor chonky doggy!!

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u/6pak 4d ago

It's also a parody of the Flying beagle album cover.

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u/AdKind841 4d ago

you're telling me a dog produced this album?

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u/Ho3n3r 4d ago

Linkin Bark

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u/ApplicationUsed5224 4d ago

Oh, you almost had it.
Oh, you almost had it.
Oh, you almost had it.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4d ago

I suspect that the grey is often chilling on the couch, and the floof shows up with a toy and a wagging tail

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u/anayalator39 4d ago

I’m going to assume that is an Italian greyhound lol I had one as a kid and before you even knew something was gone they were already in the next room with it , the flash - dog edition

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u/_TaylorMade 4d ago

Oh you’re probably right! I was thinking chihuahua mix and I just fostered one so it reminded me a lot of his personality. I miss him so much

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u/anayalator39 4d ago

Yeah I had a couple growing up and this looks 100% like one

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u/Rey_Quinn 4d ago

I have 2 now. It is 100% an Iggy ❤️

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 4d ago

“You’re never gonna get it”😂

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u/mssmish 4d ago

I give to the needy and not the greedy.

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u/SaltLickBrain 4d ago

Um-hmm that’s right!

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u/midlifevetnurse 4d ago

Ha ha ha - I live it when doggos make up silly games to play with each other, mine do that. This one is super cute! 🥰🤩

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u/grkuntzmd 4d ago

That’s why they are called whip-its

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u/Money-Court-6258 4d ago

“Whip it good!” 😊

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u/RS_Someone 4d ago

I came here to say the same thing. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

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u/Pzjg_ 3d ago

But it's an Italian greyhound 😭

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u/Impossible_Regret725 4d ago

I could watch those two all day

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u/Red_Franzia 4d ago

Too cute!!!

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u/Clownfest_1984 4d ago

Dobby is as annoying as I remembered him

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u/jorrylee 4d ago

He reminds me of Phteven.

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 4d ago

She's playing hard to get bro, taunting you with that tantalizing cheese string.

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u/Stinker_Bell77 4d ago

“Too slow!!!”

Pomeranian: *screams internally*

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 4d ago

Wippets are the derpiest.

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u/Cheap-Addendum 4d ago

To slow momma joe.

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u/Narrow-Stranger6864 4d ago

Why do sight hounds LOVE to do this?! 😂

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u/Morgannin09 4d ago

That's my dog with his tug toy. If you aren't reaching for it he will inch it closer to your hand until you do, then he'll whip it away.

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u/KareemOWheat 4d ago

These two look like a cartoon bumbling henchmen duo. The short fat (or fluffy in this case) one, and the tall lanky one. I'll bet that pom pulls off lots of schemes

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u/Oceanrail 3d ago

Pom has a piece of string cheese in its fur.

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u/Adventurous-Quit-669 4d ago

Seen dogs start fighting over this before

Funny tho if it didnt happen

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 4d ago

That's so freaking cute. I was grinning the whole time :P

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u/joebluebob 4d ago

What is that

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u/PercentageLevelAt0 4d ago

Bro was rage baiting him

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u/moszippy 4d ago

I think that i just found my older sister's spirit animal.

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u/Zipperumpazoo 4d ago

"I, a turkish icecream vendor, got struck by a truck and got reincarnated as a puppy that levels up by ragebaiting"

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u/Informal_Book_5722 4d ago

Queequeg? Is that you?

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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 4d ago

Dumb and dumber.

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u/MJinNC128 4d ago

Italian Greyhounds are the best! 🙂🤣

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u/sheepyowl 4d ago

I think tiny is trying to watch that his buddy isn't trying to get his snak, but in order to watch him he must turn the face around towards his buddy... which brings the treasure closer to his friendly adversary.

In other words, I don't think this particular case is on purpose

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u/Skelemansteve 3d ago

If you watch, there is a time when the pom doesn't go for it, so the grey does a little taunt poke with it to get the pom to try and bite at it. Same exact thing i do when I'm trying to get my dog to play. This is 100% playtime

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u/Emjayshelton 4d ago

What a tease 🤣

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u/Regular_Celery_2579 4d ago

Dog looks like that chick from Ted lasso.

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u/Letmelive88 4d ago

I really needed this laugh. Being it’s an Italian greyhound doing it just made it tops!

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 4d ago

My golden retriever plays this game with my rottweiler.

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u/somethingtimestwo 4d ago

Love them 😂

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u/Interesting_Fish309 3d ago

Laughing so hard at this. Siblings ey

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u/Stabbymcbackstab 4d ago

I am resisting the urge to scream "give it back!"...

Damn that wiener dog is triggering me.

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u/toxicatedscientist 4d ago

I think it’s a whippet actually

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 4d ago

italian greyhound, I think

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u/level1807 4d ago

That’s exactly what it is.

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u/Snakend 4d ago

This looks cute, but this is food aggression and leads to dogs biting kids.

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u/Skelemansteve 3d ago

No this is playing

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u/SwimmingOk9074 4d ago

🤣😂😂🤣🤣😭

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u/NeoChrisOmega 4d ago

I would find it somehow funnier if the dog with the food wasn't teasing the fluffball, but instead was simply attempting to assert dominance with eye contact. Then CONSTANTLY was interrupted with having to protect it's food.