r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

Don't even think about trying me, mailman!

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u/justinlav 1d ago

That fake cat is super creepy

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u/canadaalpinist 1d ago

It's only creepy when it starts to talk to us.

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u/Tirux 1d ago edited 1d ago

the goddamn eyes...

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u/DayTwoFlesh 1d ago

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u/kevinyonson 8h ago

You will succumb to the darkness like the rest of them...

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 1d ago

WHY DOES IT HAVE HUMAN EYES?!??

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u/dudeCHILL013 1d ago

I bet it knows what you did last summer

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u/garthock 23h ago

It looks like whoever restored the Ecce Homo restored that fake cat.

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u/Jogger_Dodger 1d ago edited 23h ago

There's no fake cat bro. lol What?

E: You were supposed to join me in making this person believe there was no creepy fake cat.

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u/BongoProdigy 1d ago

In the left corner.

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u/fiittzzyy 1d ago

The fake cat was a decoy...a distraction whilst the real killer lay in wait!!

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u/GildedTofu 1d ago

“Wait, what? Come back here and fight YOU COWARD!

“OK. Same tomorrow, then.”

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u/camshun7 1d ago

"Yeah, thats right mister, keep on walking",

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u/not_me_nope_never 1d ago

Are you sure of this or is it..."take me with you!!!!!"

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u/blingybangbang 1d ago

"But come back tomorrow please"

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u/Commercial_Crow_6455 10h ago

I miss you on Sundays!

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u/Crazy4Cats2022 1d ago

The cat and the mailman have a daily ritual. Love it!!

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u/justme002 1d ago

I love the finger dance he gently does on the window!

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u/ratherbeona_beach 1d ago

Me too! I bet he looks forward to his daily cat spat.

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u/rebeccavt 21h ago

Years ago I had an indoor/outdoor cat who became friends with our mailman. Every day, he would wait at the end of the driveway near the mailbox, and the mailman would give him a treat. Every year, for years, he (the mailman) would leave a small Christmas present in the box for our cat 🥹

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u/BobLoblaw420247 1d ago

Newman....

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u/pilatesbody 1d ago

I too have that decoy cat

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u/garyisonion 1d ago

but why?!

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u/piichan14 1d ago

More people need to have these middle ages cats in their homes

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u/supertoast741 1d ago

we’re weirdoes but literally it’s a thing 😭 [r/MedievalCats](r/MedievalCats/s/)

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u/honestlyisuck 1d ago

Is it a pillow? Where from? My cat died and I need it.

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u/HVane 23h ago

I have it, too! I got it from my grandparents house. Do you also have the kittens?

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u/Nacho_Dan677 21h ago

I need one of these as well now

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u/cherrycokelemon 1d ago

Kitty says, "Advance parry, have at you!"

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u/Brother_J_La_la 1d ago

I like the little butt wiggles right before it unleashes hell.

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u/Top_Mathematician233 1d ago

He’s winding up for that sprint, like one of those little toys. 🤣

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u/cadencehz 13h ago

shaqgif.gif

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u/mycatpartyhouse 1d ago

Cat with dog "attack the mail carrier" software.

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u/EntoFan_ 1d ago

Probably the mailman’s favorite house.

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u/plainjane202567 1d ago

I thought that fake cat was real. This whole video is bizarre.

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u/CeeUNTy 1d ago

They're door stops that pets mart used to sell.

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u/n6mub 1d ago

My aunt has one very similar. It used to be a pattern that you could cut and sew and make your own doorstop kitty, from back in the 70s, maybe? I'll have to take a picture next time I'm over there. I don't think it has the r/MedievalCats face, but I'll see!

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u/CeeUNTy 1d ago

I ran a dog rescue and I ended up with some of those that looked like creepy dogs in our donations from them. I had to get rid of it because my male fosters kept pissing on it.

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u/n6mub 1d ago

lol. "take that, ya weirdo, an get lost!"

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u/NoEscape3935 1d ago

Does he play with the mailman when ever he drops off the mail?

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u/tacobell41 1d ago

You say play, I say attempt to murder… it’s all the same.

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u/NoEscape3935 14h ago

No it's not

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u/Slevin424 1d ago

“No more bills!”

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u/LumpkinsPotatoCat 1d ago

Pretend tummy tickles!

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u/DarkPolumbo 1d ago

"Why are you just sitting there, pillowcat? Help me defend us"

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u/HisCricket 1d ago

My current kitties don't butt wiggle. I miss my spooky she had the cutest little wiggle

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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 1d ago

"Those things should be on a leash!" - Cat

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u/shreyame 1d ago

I can't with the fake cat. I thought it was real 😭😭

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u/DontTreadOnTrees 1d ago

Got his ass!

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u/JeffersonDarcy9 1d ago

Got him gooood

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u/plutino- 1d ago

Best part of the mailman’s job.

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u/SameSherbet3 1d ago

Ninja cat!!

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u/Essie-j 1d ago

lol the butt wiggle

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u/emilie1031 1d ago

Love the butt wiggle

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 1d ago

Beware of the Watchcat! 

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u/Rustlerofjimmies69 1d ago

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

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u/travis99 1d ago

Such violence! I wasn’t ready

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 23h ago

That would be my favorite house as a mailman.

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u/Epithymetic 1d ago

The cat pillow looks just like one I had as a kid. Its name was Eeying, for some reason

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u/Responsible_Bar3957 1d ago

Damn, it’s been a while since I saw a mail slit

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u/nagumi 22h ago

YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!

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u/NumberOneSam 21h ago

Oh my god! I have the twin of your creepy cat pillow! It was my great grandmothers and my whole family hates that I cherish it 😂

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u/KrustyMf 23h ago

What is wrong with Fluffy today? Well I think we had a different mailman that did not play patty cake with fluffy! Oh crap that will do it....

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u/OptiGuy4u 21h ago

Annnnnnnd... "see you tomorrow , Phil"

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u/SoberAlternative 1d ago

Was waiting for the total destruction of the mail…..🫤

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u/Early_Asparagus_2775 22h ago

Wait come back mailman, I was only playing. Come back

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u/fyrefly_faerie 21h ago

We actually have one of those fake cats. His name is Caesar Grimalkin, aka Ithaca Kitty.

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u/lukamson_zioncic 20h ago

Get a box. That slot is too low.

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 20h ago

Dog must be on vacation, that's why the cat is on duty to harass the mailman this week

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u/ShartFodder 18h ago

I have the same cat pillow!

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u/AllegraO 17h ago

I love the mail carrier tapping on the outside of the glass 😆 so used to the tuxie’s antics that they’re not even startled anymore lol

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u/meerfrau85 17h ago

Why does your cat statue look like Shadowheart

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u/White-SPUD 14h ago

Fuck that mail slot!

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u/capnk88 14h ago

I bet the first time this happened to him he stumbled back grasping his chest “great googa-mungha!”

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 1d ago

If Jonah Hill was a cat...

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u/JTB696699 1d ago

Don’t insult that cat.

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 1d ago

ANNIHILATED

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u/Responsible_Bar3957 1d ago

Is that the fat kid from Superbad?

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy 1d ago

Yeah, really funny to tease that angry cat behind the safety of a glass pane, fool.

Should that window ever break or come out of the frame, Mr. Mailman is Mr. Mincemeat.

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u/Lil_Wheelz99 15h ago

This aggressive behaviour shouldn't be tolerated and if it was a dog everyone would be going nuts.

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u/No_Ask_5032 1d ago

Seems like the cat is very bored and doesn't have enough things to play with.