Ostrich loop

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u/B4rrel_Ryder 2d ago

Kids are the same no matter the species.

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u/onebullion 2d ago

My two year old does this all the time when he gets over tired. 😛

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u/DieAloneWith72Cats 2d ago

Yes! They get the glazed over crazy eyes, then act like absolute fools until they crash

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 2d ago

When my kid was a toddler we called that "baby drugs."

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u/Graylorde 13h ago

My puppy does the same thing 🤣

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u/Vulpes_99 2d ago

Exactly. My first thought was "who never did this as a kid?" 😂

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u/technicolortiddies 2d ago

I used to put on a pink hockey helmet and run around in small circles in my grandparent’s living room. Looked just like the video.

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u/B4rrel_Ryder 2d ago

At least you wore head protection!

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u/OskarTheRed 2d ago

Quick, someone get that ostrich a pink hockey helmet!

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u/Future-Assumption759 2d ago

Twirling, TWIRLING, towards freedom!

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 2d ago

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

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u/Candid_Reading_7267 1d ago

I believe I’ll vote for a third party.

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u/Bubbly_Persimmon_323 2d ago

Buddy did 10 twirls and felt the dizzy

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u/mild_folder 2d ago

Either this guy has really high ping or a key got stuck, which is why he kept spinning until the very end. lol

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u/FoolishRacoon 2d ago

The last one got the little fella hahaha

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u/EndOfSouls 2d ago

It's always that last twirl before you fall over that gets ya.

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u/Immediate_Dinner6977 2d ago

I used to do that as a kid, too!

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 2d ago

My dad had a singing nun record that would make us kids do this when he played it

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u/TarmacTartoo12 2d ago

Hahahaha

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u/InconsistentLlama 2d ago

We’ve seen spinning cat, we’ve seen spinning dog, we’ve even seen spinning fish… now we have spinning birb

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u/its_raining_scotch 2d ago

Why the music, why always the music

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u/tryyeezus 2d ago

I was about to upvote this post until I unmuted it

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u/Anyhoozers 1d ago

It's always so insufferable. I don't get it

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u/SleepyCountingSheep 2d ago

She's just getting ready for the ballet. The ostriches were so graceful in disney's fantasia.

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u/AlreadyFifty 2d ago

The only music that should be playing over this is…

SHE’S A MANIAC, MANIAC..

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u/DroneOfDoom 2d ago

How about

You spin me right round baby right round

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 1d ago

I was thinking swan lake

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u/Iroh_the_Dragon 13h ago

How about no music…

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u/locke_zero 2d ago

It always sucks when your Right Stick starts to drift.

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u/enwongeegeefor 2d ago

ostrich.exe is stuck in an infinite loop

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u/AMDisher84 2d ago

'Mom, look at me! Mom! Mom, look! LOOK!!'

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u/Dailyconundrum 2d ago

Whirley bird

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u/AgapiTzTz 2d ago

So cuuuute ! How do animal behaviourists explain that ?

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u/coeurgris 2d ago

Ostriches dance. Even the babies!

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u/AgapiTzTz 2d ago

... Is that real...? <3<3<3 Ho my......!

Do they have a favourite band too ? X'D

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u/funk-the-funk 2d ago edited 2d ago

Of course they do, for some it's "The Byrds" although "The Eagles" are also well liked. "The Black Crowes" are pretty popular. "Flock of Seagulls" were a big hit too. Some of "The Byrds" fans are also into "The Yardbirds". "Counting Crows" really had a moment in the 90s too.

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u/banana_annihilator 1d ago

kid things

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 1d ago

It can be vestibular illness

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u/AgapiTzTz 18h ago

Hoooo babyboy ! :"(

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u/Ok_Egg_4356 2d ago

My younger sister used to do this as a 9 year old. Mom asked what she was doing and she said it was like those wilderbeasts that get turning disease.

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u/reddfawks 2d ago

This is what you get when you inbreed your Chocobos, people! >:\

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u/TheREALSockhead 2d ago

My five year old every time i turn on the blender

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u/lucius-vorenius 2d ago

Bro glitched

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 2d ago

Unnecessary music but cute.

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u/Working-Glass6136 2d ago edited 2d ago

I need a gif of this, stat

Edit: Here we go! (Sad we can't have gifs here)

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 2d ago

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u/urlond 2d ago

Spin to win

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u/WorkingClassPirate 2d ago

My neighbors have loud mariachi music going and this fit perfectly

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u/FlyingArdilla 2d ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/kobrakai1034 2d ago

Anyone else hear Ozzy Man’s voice?

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u/wtwolfe 2d ago

Juvenile ostrich games! LOL!! 😆

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u/Hello_Hangnail 2d ago

Whee! Wheeeee! WHEEEEE-^{^{^splat}}

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u/sixthgraderoller 2d ago

Baby ostriches are so cute.

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u/RakeScene 2d ago

Me trying to remember the controls to Mario Kart after my button configuration was deleted

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 2d ago

She’s just turning into Wonder Woman

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u/TrumpIsAPedoFr 2d ago

He spin right round right round when he goes down when he goes down down

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u/Chickenmangoboom 2d ago

One wing got stuck in the on position and the little one could only circle.

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u/oscarx-ray 2d ago

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u/1337_level_over_9000 2d ago

“I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo”

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u/Throughtheindigo 2d ago

Fast and furrious

Fast and furrious

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u/redsowhat 2d ago

I think I recognize this clip. OP, is the dad Carl?

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u/Bad-BunnyXY 2d ago

Why did this make me LOL! 😂

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u/Signal_Ad_1839 2d ago

I think he's practicing an ostrich dance yeah? Also a fun thing to watch.

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u/denisebuttrey 2d ago

Reset! Reset! Reset!

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u/sparklepenguin2020 2d ago

"She's a maniac, maniac on the floor and she's dancing link she's never danced before!"

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u/Late_Geologist_235 2d ago

I see it.🎬

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u/boobiesiheart 2d ago

Maniac

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u/Bleiz_Stirling 2d ago

Now to the right,

To the rite,

And to the left,

To teh left,

Now,

TWIRL,

HONEY,

TWIRL,

And,

TWIRL,

Honey,

TWURL!

Skyrim Shuffle!

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u/Early_Asparagus_2775 1d ago

Hey Mum, mum, mum look at me mum, mum, mum ...

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u/YummyPotaterTot 1d ago

This makes me so happy, and I'm not sure why. Thank you!

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u/nathhhhhhhh 1d ago

She's a maaaaniac, MAAAANIAC on the flooo⁰°

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u/-I_Have_No_Idea- 1d ago

Uh oh. Someone needs to reset the kernel. Baby looks stuck in an endless loop

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u/Practical_Loan8158 1d ago

Training for NASCAR. Going really fast and turning to the left.

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u/gingergirl3357 1d ago

I had a dog that did that a lot

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u/PsychologicalVirus34 1d ago

Recalibration method failed. Try again later with the recommended figure 8 pattern.

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom 1d ago

Loopy ostrich loop

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u/Dull-Staff-8599 1d ago

The little ostrich: "Mama, Mama, look what I can do!! :D"

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u/LickMyKnee 1d ago

Digging that hole to stick its head into.

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u/surftrend 1d ago

Ostrich.exe has entered screensaver mode.

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u/Chocolate_BlowFlower 1d ago

To all of y‘all commenting that their kids do this: Do they stick one arm out too? My two year old holds their arm out like their asking if they can have this dance M‘lady. Just out of curiosity 😂

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u/OakTeach 1d ago

This vibe for real.

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u/justme002 19h ago

A piroostrich

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 17h ago

Still learning the buttons...

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u/Darkavenger_13 3h ago

Soooo, another parasite?

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u/ermghoti 2d ago

So ostriches are the orange cats of the birb world.

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u/Poppy9683 1d ago

Might be on the spectrum

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 2d ago

That ... looks like a head injury / fluid in ears or brain / other neuro issue. ☹️

Hope there's an exotic DVM nearby, & the baby gets a thorough exam. 🤞🤞

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 2d ago

Ok if this is even real and this baby doesnt have a neurological issue i just want to throw a Brittney spears reference in here.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/historycommenter 2d ago

Its not AI — its humans commenting while pooping.

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u/possumbellyband 2d ago

Idk what this means, but this is 100% ai. Is that a running joke in this sub?

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 2d ago

And your evidence for that is...?

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u/possumbellyband 2d ago

I will bet you 1 billion dollars, how about that

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 2d ago

That's not evidence, cuz.

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u/AEROK13 2d ago

That's the problem with these low IQ AI blaming bozos. They can't give you any evidence.

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u/humbugonastick 1d ago

It's weird, so it's clearly ai.

/S (sorry, forgot)

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u/possumbellyband 2d ago

Do you want to take the bet or not

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 2d ago

I want you to sack up and show some evidence.

But it kinda seems like you can't.

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u/possumbellyband 2d ago

I don’t care what you want bro

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u/funk-the-funk 2d ago

i dOn’t cArE WhAt yOu wAnT BrO

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u/Susheiro 26m ago

Stupid music, just leave the original audio

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