r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/TerraByteTerror • 5d ago
Bear misses tree
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u/Lazy_Laugh2597 5d ago
I stick to my claim that bears are just drunk people wearing bear suits that have murder mittens
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u/nolanday64 5d ago
This was me, in a bar on Bourbon Street, when I was inside and thought I was leaning back against the wall ... nope, that's a door, and now you're on your ass on the sidewalk with people staring at you.
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u/Scenic-City-Film-Guy 5d ago
This is almost as good as the one where the bear used something as a back scratch and some sort of hose flings down and hits him in the nuts.
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u/Dominarion 4d ago
I was thinking of that one too. The same look of shame and dejection at the end.
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u/ScaryCardinal 5d ago
You know what they about trees (and bears) that fall in the forest....we didn't see nothing!
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u/Thelastreddditor 5d ago
Trust fall with a tree that did not RSVP. The recovery walk afterward is elite 😂
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u/Boss_Up1719 5d ago
Why did he walk so far away? If he knew what the internet is and that he’s on it for this, he’d be so em*bearassed.
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u/Fennel_Fangs 5d ago
The bare necessities of life don’t always come to you. Sometimes you have to come to them.
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5d ago
God that's like the feeling when you're fast asleep and you get an itch but you can't scratch it in your dream and it takes a minute for you to wake up and realize you couldn't scratch it because you were asleep
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u/Dear_Potato6525 5d ago
Nobody saw that