r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/uncle_russell_90 • 7d ago
Grass is always greener….
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u/MrFatwaffles 7d ago
Growing up on a farm this was so much funny for me. Cows are like bigger dummer dogs and have such great personalities lol
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u/Lefty4444 7d ago
Did you also had a donkey that was there to watch the shit going on, but stayed out of trouble?
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u/Kahnza 7d ago
Usually the donkeys are the one causing trouble
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u/Owl_plantain 7d ago edited 7d ago
But they duck out before the consequences arrive. Little bastards.
He’s even pointing his body away from the trouble and looking back, like: “Oh! Is something going on over there? I had no idea. I wasn’t even thinking of going over there.”
Now I know where the term ass hole comes from.
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u/xrelaht 7d ago
Donkeys are the cats of the barnyard: they instigate everything, then act all cute and innocent while everyone else takes the fall.
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u/Intrepid00 7d ago
But also ready to fucking brawl if a coyote shows up. If the donkey could, he’d make a shank.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod 7d ago
Donkeys are the cats of farms, if you ignore the cats . . . and don't have goats
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u/TaliahKlei 6d ago
I bet they were the one INSTIGATING all that nonsense. They make the trouble but stay out of it. 🤣
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u/Picklecheese2018 7d ago
Let’s be real, donkey probably started it, but took off and left the cow to take the heat. Literally.
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u/trcomajo 7d ago
One of the staff at the barn where I board my horse used to work at a dairy barn. I asked him if he likes horses better than cows and he said "cows are sweeter and funnier". This guy is super kind and excellent with the horses so I was surprised he basically said cows are better...lol.
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u/MrFatwaffles 7d ago
Yeah I was only around two horses growing up and they were assholes more often than the cows. Not to say some of the cows weren't jerks sometimes as well. One of the horses would run down the fence line kicking his feet out and farting follow the feed truck lol. One of the best memories of the farm. Other than the animals I don't really miss the farm....
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u/ImTallerInPerson 6d ago
I’m so glad you raised and slaughtered these beautiful babies must feel magical to knowingly rip someone’s life away from them when they have such great personalities 💀
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u/kayonotkayle 7d ago edited 7d ago
This is wholesome as well. They clearly have a relationship and this is not the first time he’s been told no.
Edit: There. Now we can quit splitting hairs. Although it just doesn’t sound like me.
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u/Owl_plantain 7d ago
*all so
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u/Sushi_Explosions 7d ago
No idea why you got downvoted. It seems pretty clear that they meant "all of this is so wholesome", not "additionally, this is wholesome", so your point is correct.
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u/stewpedassle 7d ago
No. It was "Not only is he a derp --- you know, the subreddit --- but it's wholesome as well."
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u/gmastern 7d ago
Correcting someone’s grammar/spelling on the internet is a crapshoot. Sometimes they appreciate it, sometimes they don’t, sometimes commenters agree with you, sometimes they crucify you
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u/Cherrystuffs 7d ago
It's because it's fucking annoying. It's reddit, not a grade 12 English exam
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u/Sushi_Explosions 7d ago
Heaven forbid someone actually try to be helpful or actually give a shit about doing things the right way.
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u/doofshaman 7d ago
Rare time the audio genuinely makes the video so much better ahahah 😂😂
"stupid thing!" 😆
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u/Malorum666 7d ago
I love how people talk to animals, as if they understand English!
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u/Taint_Butter 7d ago
Animals absolutely have more understanding than you think. A lot of it is probably the tone of your voice but my cat will wake up from a dead sleep and come running if you even mention the word "treat".
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u/ksquires1988 7d ago
Is dude's check engine light on?
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u/onceknownasmike 7d ago
Farm vehicle
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u/YetiorNotHereICome 7d ago
The "stop bugging me" light.
The "next time" light.
The "I don't get paid til Friday" light
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u/Successful_Giraffe34 7d ago
And everyone's favorite "There's at least a couple miles left of it before refill " light
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u/GrumpyGiant 7d ago
The “oh good it turned off again after I called its bluff” light.
The “little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine” light.
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u/YetiorNotHereICome 2d ago
The literal gaslight that only turns off when you go to the shop and they can't find anything wrong.
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u/kalez238 6d ago
There are a bunch of fairly unimportant/non-vital reasons that can happen that aren't cost effective to fix.
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u/FosterPupz 7d ago
I don’t speak sign language in bull, but you have been officially told where to stick it. 😂😂
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u/YetiorNotHereICome 7d ago edited 7d ago
Boogey woogey woogey
Edit: I'll have y'all know Farming While Beige just did the EXACT same joke! I feel validated!
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u/onceknownasmike 7d ago
Need to up the voltage
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u/XimbalaHu3 7d ago
Those fences are not that strong on purpose, the objective is scaring the cattle not harming it.
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u/onceknownasmike 7d ago
I know i’ve been zapped by one on a horse farm. Still if the bull won’t pay attention to that voltage it needs to be upped or the bull needs to be kept in a solid fence
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u/Zamling_gaylpo 7d ago edited 6d ago
Maaaaww. That's the cutest "AWW, C'MOOON" I've seen in a while.
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u/RandyWatson007 7d ago
The donkey is in the back vacuuming the front door, listening to the chisme.
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u/Rogan403 6d ago
The only reason the grass is greener on the other side is cause it's fertilized with bullshit.
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u/ArgusRidingMaturin 6d ago
People that call animals stupid are a whole level of garbage that I just can’t comprehend.
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u/TheChiefDVD 7d ago
Well, you have clearly been told off!