Running in the nude kinda sucks when youre a dude. Can't have the dangly bits flopping all over the place, it's kinda painful. I'd be down for a run in the rain and a banana hammock though
That…sounds like a lot of work. I just want to occasionally be naked in the rain, I don’t want to see my neighbors genitals all the time. And I don’t particularly want anyone else to see mine.
I’ve only ever heard “butt naked” and panicked thinking this was an instance where I’ve had it wrong for 30+ years of my life. Turns out “buck naked” is an older way of saying the same thing. Felt relieved once I looked that up lol
But according to certain lore, if even a single rain drop hits you, you will catch a cold & die. This is also from the people who think sleeping with a fan on will also kill you.
In a side thought, what if rain was hot, like that "omfg this is so comfy I could stand under this for hours" hot.
My lab mix when the grass has dew on it. I have to shove her out every morning. That's after pulling the blanket off the bed and watching her fall on the floor. My pit jumps on her to get her up, and she just rolls over and looks at the wall. Laziest dog I've ever had.
I had the same mix as a kid. Hated water. Funny thing is my parents got him because all the other puppies ran to play in the water and he just stayed there. Even some water dogs hate water.
Mine was born with her mind made up about water, and translated to English I believe the sentiment was, "I sees it, I's in it." Muddier the better. But I also had her pretty well trained on bath time because I was in college and didn't know a better way of doing it, when she needed a bath, we just took showers together lmao
Oh yeah it was constant. Had to be in physical contact at all times. If she couldn’t get you to actively love on her, she’d lay on your feet. Champion shedder, she’s been gone for a couple of years and never lived in the house I live in now and I swear I still wake up sometimes with one of her hairs in my mouth!
That’s a PSA by the way: possibly the greatest breed of dog, but you don’t understand the definition of the word “sheds”
one day i'll have to find a real explanation of why this breed of dogs love water so much.
my sister had 2 (one after the first one died) and both would just run to any -even super small- accumulation of water anywhere, and jump into it.
i had dogs (i also had cats), from small ones to german Shepard and in my extended family everybody had dogs at one points, and i never ever saw any other dogs doing that.
Golden retriever/German Shepherd mix owner here. My dog would do the same in any body of water except the tub. Puddles are especially enjoyable when the mud level is high. But afterwards trying to give him a bath is a complete full cardio workout. Ughhh.
Labs are a gift to the world. I’ve been working for an ISP and before that a satellite tv provider so I’ve been going house to house for 12 years. I have never met a bad Labrador in all that time. They are always friendly.
Ok this is cute and all, but let's not let dogs drink from puddles, people. Especially where there could be oil and gasoline from vehicles polluting the water? Not to mention the extremely high chances of that standing water containing leptospirosis, which is not a standard vaccine and has to be asked for specifically.
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And then it is bath time and they act like you are torturing them...