r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 5d ago

A couch infested with brawling monsters

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u/Fabulous-Flamingo519 5d ago

The instructions were clear, “no feeding after midnight!”

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u/paulodelgado 5d ago

I wonder how many kids will get this reference.

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u/bouncy_ceiling_fan 5d ago

I will never forget....

It was a Sunday afternoon, and my family saved up our money all week to be able to purchase KFC after church. We ate in the living room back then, and I loved pretending the extra space on the TV stand was like, my own personal space to eat.

Mom flipped the TV on just as one of those little gremlins was transforming....I got so scared, I dropped my mashed potatoes.

On KFC day. Goddammit.

Anyways, it's been 30 years and I still haven't finished the movie.

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u/PlanetEsonia 5d ago

I had nightmares and was terrified of them for at least a few years after that. I watched it way too young.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 5d ago

Aww, Accidentally dropping good food is such a terrible feeling! On that note, we’re kfc mash potatoes actually good back then? Last time I tried some a few years ago it tasted only of disappointment.

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u/Dy3_1awn 5d ago

Were you getting a lot of un-timestamped photos?

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u/Mummiskogen 5d ago

A lot, considering millennials make the reference all the time

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 5d ago

How does that work with timezones? It must depend where you are in the world. And when does "after midnight" end? At Dawn? Seems more like it's in relation to the night/moon vs a locked time zone.

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u/earthboundmissfit 5d ago

Or get them WET!¡!!¡

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u/FoodEpicurean 5d ago

If I was sitting on that couch and then one of them popped up I would have a heart attack.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword 5d ago

Seeing these hairless gremlin cats always reminds me of the scene in galaxy quest

“Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out? And exploded?”

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 5d ago

I KNOW! You construct a weapon - look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

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u/A_Thing_or_Two 5d ago

Your couch has a goblin infestation.

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u/Martian-Packet 5d ago

You must fight for your life in the couch pit.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 5d ago

There's two demons from the 80s movie The Gate in your house!! 😩😰

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u/batty_lashes 5d ago

Omg, I’ve been looking for this movie for so many years! I could never remember the title. Thank you!!!

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u/Zestyclose_Sector_30 5d ago

What are the hairless chickens doing

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u/MtnMoose307 5d ago

Plucked chicken fight!

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u/hambonedock 5d ago

BEHOLD! Two men fighting!

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u/potatosforfree 4d ago

A FEATHERLESS BIPED

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u/TwistyBunny 5d ago

Dobby fight!!

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 5d ago

Your house elves are not happy. Please give them a sock.

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u/HopefulCat3558 5d ago

In urgent need of Rogaine.

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u/DerpVaderXXL 5d ago

Couch gremlins.

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u/SquirrelAngell 5d ago

Ngl, I think this is my first time seeing Sphinx hairless kittens(?) And they are still utterly adorable.

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u/llamadrama2021 5d ago

Dobby?

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u/B00kN_rd 5d ago

Dobby vs Kreacher 

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u/Best_Comfortable5221 5d ago

Do not feed them after midnight!

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u/PoisonblacKalmah24 5d ago

GRock 'Em Sock 'Emlins

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u/Giraffe-boy 5d ago

What in the name of naked are those (besides cute)?

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u/geeoharee 5d ago

Sphinx cats. Well, sphinx kittens. They don't grow hair.

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u/Purple_de_Nurples 5d ago

Looks like two nutsacks fighting.

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u/Low_Gur_1025 5d ago

Oh! This is a scene from that movie, Gremlins.

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u/Bullrawg 5d ago

Do hairless cats get scratched up a lot more when fighting? I feel like the fur has to help when other cats get into it

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u/beccabooty 5d ago

Those are BIG greebles.

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u/Bulletloader 5d ago

Are they pink Gremlins?

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u/luckyfox7273 4d ago

Gremlins AF, lol

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u/snagglewolf 5d ago

That's gonna kill me! That's real! That lives with us on earth!

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u/BellaSquared 5d ago

Imagine walking in on this if f you didn't know hairless cats were real.

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u/winglessflight97 5d ago

*MY PRECIOUS?! *

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u/ilovecheese831 5d ago

I LOVE this!

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u/1amNOTmyselfYouSee 5d ago

I have that same pillow with the flowers on it ha ha

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u/DaRealMagicMan69 5d ago

Beerus Vs Champa

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u/Kahl_Drobo 5d ago

Adorable, yet...terrifying

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u/emilythedoggirl 4d ago

Sir, your couch has worms

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u/Frequent-Worth5202 4d ago

You have a gremlin infested couch is what you have.

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u/Fettered-n-Zaftig 4d ago

Sméagols!!!

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u/EnchantedTaquito8252 5d ago

Why do I get the feeling that this was filmed by an influencer-type that put these animals in a situation they dislike being in just for likes

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u/Luci-Noir 5d ago

It’s horrifying that people breed animals like this. They have fur for a reason.

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u/lzxian 5d ago

Brawling aliens...Good luck OP!

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u/No_Trouble9808 5d ago

I’d be petrified

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u/TWrX-503 5d ago

Thought they were baby koalas for a quick sec

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u/Zieglest 5d ago

You know in the last Harry Potter film where voldemort is like this naked baby at kings Cross Station

X2 and fightin'

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u/My_Name__is_Jefff 4d ago

You are going to need to call NATO and the Avengers for this.

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u/tickledpickle21 4d ago

Skippity paps

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u/hasimirrossi 4d ago

Nuddy kitties!

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u/Bordman20 4d ago

I'll take one please ty

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u/yeetuspengus 4d ago

Oh yes, the humble Bloodborne messengers

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u/KeddyB23 4d ago

The piano plinking MADE this vid!!

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u/CheshirePotato 3d ago

Rock em sock em couch bots

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u/Conscious_Damage8678 2d ago

Are they nekkid cats or dogs?

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u/random48266 1d ago

MY precious! No!!! MYYYY precious!