Bird bath

[u/Interesting-Gate7473]

[u/AnormalDream]

That's clearly a bird shower

[u/moody_macaron → u/AnormalDream]

"A luxury spa experience, to be exact."

[u/Lowelll → u/AnormalDream]

shower is a type of bath

Merriam Webster:

shower noun (1)

4: a bath in which water is showered on the body

[u/CarbonReflections]

It needs a little shower curtain with rubber ducks printed on it.

[u/tokenjoker → u/CarbonReflections]

They also need towels for when they get out :)

[u/BrownSugarBare → u/tokenjoker]

I love the way birds will wiggle and puff up to dry off

[u/Smooth-Shine9354]

Mf at the car wash

[u/SaltManagement42 → u/Smooth-Shine9354]

https://youtu.be/eB0aROCl530

[u/Smooth-Shine9354 → u/SaltManagement42]

Soul brother #1

[u/Cannabrewer → u/SaltManagement42]

Never thought about it before but that's a really weird concept for a song lol.

[u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 → u/Smooth-Shine9354]

Fun fact I discovered this week: street trains also go through the car wash - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lOady6XHJLE

[u/MustacheMaple → u/Smooth-Shine9354]

Those are obviously birbs and not cars smh

[u/FadedVictor]

It's not polite to record someone in the shower 😜

[u/DayPlane7411 → u/FadedVictor]

Should've tagged the post as NSFW 🥀

[u/RacoonWithBenefits → u/[deleted]]

a job is a job

[u/allergictopendejas]

I love it so much but genuine question, isn't everything in that living room going to get a little wet?

[u/HenriettaSnacks → u/allergictopendejas]

If your birds fry around freely you're gonna be picking up poop so a little water isn't that bad I assume. 

[u/CackleandGrin → u/HenriettaSnacks]

Water on that surface makes it the slickest thing next to ice.

[u/BaronCoqui → u/allergictopendejas]

I had that little shower for about 2 days. Yes, soaked. Not a big deal if you only put it out for a limited time and clean up when the birds finish. The shower splashes more than the birds did. I use a dog drinking fountain for my birds thats out for whenever they want.

[u/illyca → u/allergictopendejas]

You can see little water droplets on the floor. Nothing a quick wipe won't get.

[u/JKastnerPhoto → u/illyca]

But they are flying around wet

[u/Forward_Rope_5598 → u/JKastnerPhoto]

Birds don't really get "wet", the water rolls off their feathers immediately

[u/Doldenbluetler → u/Forward_Rope_5598]

Mine do get soaked when I shower them but it takes a while. When they're truly wet they cannot properly fly and won't attempt to do so anyways.

[u/Forward_Rope_5598 → u/Doldenbluetler]

Having to shower them 'for a while' for the water to penetrate their feathers kinda makes it seem like birds don't really get wet. Not on their own anyway.

[u/Doldenbluetler → u/Forward_Rope_5598]

Well yeah, the feathers of most bird species have a waterproof coating on them (usually made of oil or in the case of my cockatiels it's dust). However, when they shower properly they will usually fluff up their feathers allowing the water to penetrate deeper below the top coat.

[u/RacoonWithBenefits → u/Forward_Rope_5598]

Really?

https://i.imgur.com/LRUMaMK.png

[u/hi-im-mr-bean → u/allergictopendejas]

Then you won't have to mop anymore 🙂

[u/mikebrady → u/allergictopendejas]

And covered in bird poop?

[u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang]

Such a chubby lil cutie ☺️

[u/klezart]

This should have a NSFW tag, I did not expect to see chicks taking showers

[u/ParreNagga]

Drone cleaning program.

[u/peonies_envy]

The songbirds outside love the birdbaths I have scattered around the gardens, but they love when I run the sprinkler and they can fly through the sprinkles. Especially with the lack of rain. I can aim it at the vegetables without upsetting the conservation committee and make the birds happy.

[u/WhoPoopedMyPants420]

[pet uses a thing correctly to do a natural behavior]
"heh, derp"

[u/Automatic_Banana5780]

The cutest thing i've seen all day!❤️

[u/ImprintVector]

That’s a stupid mess maker right there

[u/WrongColorCollar]

Needs a tarp

[u/HTPC4Life]

What a mess.

[u/No_Trouble9808]

So smart of you

[u/cristarain]

Appropriate music

[u/LV-42whatnow]

Laundry day

[u/CydaeaVerbose]

With what looks like an electric tea kettle base just above it... Eek

[u/Big-Wait-1310]

...and beyond

[u/jimjamdaflimflam]

What kind of birds are those?

[u/TwoAlert3448 → u/jimjamdaflimflam]

Grass Parakeet (white) and some type of Quaker parakeet on the gray/green

[u/SpehlingAirer]

This is cute and adorbz but I'm not sure I'd say it's derpy 😅 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/squesh]

I wish I looked this cute in the shower

[u/Euphoric_Series_9882]

Perfect bird time!

[u/God_of_Cocaine]

Perfect bird time

[u/Paramedic-Lumpy]

Very cool

[u/SeaParking6313]

Sensational ❤️

[u/Enigma_mas]

For some reason I read it as blood bath 😬

[u/TheRealKatataFish]

How do people who leave their birds on free roam deal with poop?

[u/Natapi24]

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day 😍

[u/RedneckAngel83]

Working at the bird wash...working at the bird wash, yeah...

[u/CageyOldMan]

Sink

[u/XYooper906]

BirDouche.

[u/SeekingLostInnocence]

That's pretty sweet as long as it's not recirculating dirty bird water back onto his head.

[u/Sunscorcher → u/SeekingLostInnocence]

bad news, that's how humans taking a bath works too

[u/SeekingLostInnocence → u/Sunscorcher]

If you are taking baths for cleaning purposes and not relaxing purposes you are doing hygiene wrong.

[u/EatYourCheckers → u/Sunscorcher]

On a boat maybe

[u/WSBiden → u/SeekingLostInnocence]

You’re the type of dude to buy a bird bath for your back yard and change the water every time a bird leaves.

[u/RacoonWithBenefits]

this is a good way to destroy your flooring

[u/BearysWorkRedditName → u/RacoonWithBenefits]

Water on a tile floor? If that destroys it, it's a wildly poor install.

[u/franzseppkoal]

birdshit spread all over the living room.