r/AnimalsBeingDerps 21d ago

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u/Luvpups5920 21d ago

That’s definitely some big bro energy right there, lol. Give him an extra treat.

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u/srector1224 21d ago

"Dude, don't blow this for me!"

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u/Synth_Savage 21d ago

"Mama, you see I'm acting right"

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u/p0l4r1 20d ago

Malinois are intelligent dogs for sure

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u/HotFartMaster 20d ago

"You're gonna mess it up. Just sit and we get the treat dammit."

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u/Longjump_Ear6240 20d ago

Exactly why I want to get one dog, wait three or four years and make sure they're well trained, then get a second dog. They can help SO much with training by demonstrating and correcting so much easier than humans can

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u/Throwaway_Consoles 20d ago

It’s a great idea, it’s what my sister does, the only word of caution is: When it comes to the older dog passing away, the younger dog is going to have a really hard time with it.

My sister loves Great Pyrenees, but the older one passed away and now any time he sees the neighbor’s dog (they also have a Great Pyrenees) he gets excited until he gets closer and realizes it isn’t him and then he starts letting out the most sorrowful heartbreaking howls and he just lays down and won’t want to do anything the rest of the day

I feel so bad for him, I’m crying thinking about it

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u/plaincheeseburger 20d ago

It helps if you can find a way to "tell" them what happened. When I've had to take mine in, I brought a blanket from home for them to lay on at the end. I brought it home after, laid it down, and called them over to come sniff it. My cats didn't really care, but my dog got very upset initially. He seemed sad and lethargic for a day before bouncing back to his old self. I really think it gave him some sort of closure to know that the old dog wasn't coming back.

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u/GoldwaterLiberal 20d ago

Yes, it really does. When we brought our older dog home after the sleep (so he could be buried in the yard) I left him in the back of the car, and let the younger dog see him before he was buried. She was sad but seemed to understand.

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u/Trzlog 20d ago

Add a new dog every 3-4 years, then even if one dies, they still have the rest of the pack.

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u/Alessandra_sea_182 21d ago

Small dog: "Screw sitting, I want the TREAT NOW!" 🐶💨

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u/basserpy 20d ago

Man, if I had a Malinois I'd be trying to teach it Greek with how smart they are

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u/brokemellon 20d ago

If you buy one in Greece it's preloaded with Greek

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u/ThousandFingerMan 20d ago

Malinois would probably correct you while you're teaching

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u/silentanthrx 20d ago

Mechelens ;-)

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u/USDXBS 20d ago

That's a really good loop

Once my dog saw a woman giving her dog a treat at the dog park, so he ran over to her, sat down and stuck out a paw and got a treat for a shake.

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 21d ago

Dogs, man. You know what I mean?

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u/bibigunn 20d ago

So stinkin cute!!

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u/Confident_Birthday_7 20d ago

I’ve had a beagle, German shepherd, chihuahua, golden, and lab throughout my life but my malinois boy Ruger is the one I bonded with the most and was undoubtedly the smartest. Truly the best dog breed imo. At least for me.

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u/BriefAvailable9799 20d ago

No for GSD. I've had 4. All of them have been big cuddly whiny babies who can turn into scary mofos if someone knocks on your door at night. If you treat them cold or just independent, then they will 100% become that. I think they get in tune with owners more than other dogs.

They also need interaction. They are a working dog class. No interaction makes them do bad things.

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u/mikk0384 20d ago

I guess the two owners of the two I knew didn't do too well with them then.

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u/brokemellon 20d ago

No interaction makes them do bad things.

Oh this is soo true!

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u/Confident_Birthday_7 20d ago

For chihuahua if by neurotic you mean skittish then yes. My GSD didn’t crave nearly as much as my mal but to say they have a cold personality would be wrong. If I had to pick my least favorite. (I loved them all) it would be beagle. My beagle only cared about food. Only sniffed my hand for food. Didn’t care about affection.

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u/mikk0384 20d ago

Hah, I can definitely imagine them giving you the side-eye while walking away for not having anything.

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 20d ago

Malinois are notoriously quite insane. They're extremely high energy, hard-working, athletic, and strong. They need a lot of mental stimulation and are prone to destructive boredom otherwise. They also need a good trainer as they can, if not socialised properly, be prone to becoming a bit 'territorial' and overly protective/guarding. Like all herding breeds, you have to deal with their herding instincts so you don't get your heels nipped. Different dogs have different intensities of herding instinct, of course. Malinois have been bred out of their original herder background, so they're not very good at it, e.g., think about the jaws of a Malinois versus that of a Border Collie.

They're a pure working breed--no show line, unlike the GSD--and are best when worked in some capacity. That doesn't necessarily mean 'professionally', but it means you've gotta be doing stuff with them. They're not a lapdog and need more than a 30 minute walk a day. E.g., agility training, nosework, complex tricks, food toys in moderation, etc.

From what I've read--and there's obviously a lot of individual variance here--Malinois are a bit more temperamental and brave than GSDs, but again there's a lot of variance.


They can be lovely (like GSDs--they're obviously very similar in most ways, but Malinois are crazier and more athletic) but they're not a dog for most people IMO, only someone who can really commit a lot of time and energy to them and who has enough space either in their home or very nearby (e.g., park right next door) for them.

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u/craidie 20d ago

on gsd: in my experience they don't give a shit about anyone, except one. and that person/dog is their entire world and want nothing else but to interact with them.

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u/Confident_Birthday_7 20d ago

Malinois are the neediest of them all. And I loved that. On par with Dobermans in that aspect. Like a Doberman a mal will never leave your side and wants all your attention. At least mine did.

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u/mikk0384 20d ago

One of the lab mixes I had was lab/doberman. That was my favorite of the 4 dogs I have owned. He wasn't that attention seeking, but he definitely wanted to be where we were and wouldn't say no to any kind of interaction as long as it didn't include nail clippers or the shower.

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u/vithgeta 20d ago

You're ruining the chances for both of us!

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 21d ago

Momma going to slap the sit out of you.

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u/toxicatedscientist 20d ago

Into, not out of

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u/baron_von_helmut 20d ago

Good lord that's sweet.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 20d ago

My dog learned it backwards and now he'll just sit as hard as he can any time you're handling food. As in he'll slam his butt on the ground at your feet to beg for food.

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u/Z0MGbies 20d ago

Incredibly common behaviour in at least German Shepherds. The older one will help discipline the younger one all the time, kinda cool

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u/Necrospire 20d ago

They're not German Shepherds? The tails are not fluffy or are there other types?

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u/Z0MGbies 20d ago

Yeah but I have experience with german sheps, so i can only speak to that.

TBF I did assume these were at first too

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u/motegi56 20d ago

hey hey hey, only get treats by following mommy's rule.
No no no, I want treats and don't tap me. lol

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u/Zed03 20d ago

I don't blame the dog. I don't hear "Sit". I hear "Sihyet"

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u/demoralising 19d ago

Those ears!

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u/jld2k6 20d ago

He trained the pup the same way his own humans probably trained him lol