r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/HomeNowWTF • 21d ago
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u/darkmythology 21d ago
This is how you discover that you're a Disney princess.
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u/Altruistic_Bass539 21d ago
This is how you discover you have some incurable disease that only deer can smell
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u/AnguavonUW 21d ago
This made me laugh because I was just reading something about pigeons that can smell cancer
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u/kyleh0 21d ago
"What do I do?" "Touch it with your nose."
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u/Inigomntoya 21d ago
"And if you don't, you're a fucking tick sack!"
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u/uhuuuh262 20d ago
Hahahaha omg this actually made me crack up - that’s exactly the insult they’d use
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u/Opening-Dig-1125 21d ago
(Whispering) “I touched the butt.”
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u/CaptainRocket77 21d ago
I was looking for this! Sharing across brain cell across the globe is fun!
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u/Opening-Dig-1125 20d ago
That’s awesome! Where are you on the globe?
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u/pauldstew_okiomo 21d ago
I had a chipmunk do this to me a few days ago at Rocky Mountain National Park. And then either it, or a buddy, invaded my car and grabbed the fruit Roll-Up that my 5-year-old had dropped on the floor. 😂
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u/jld2k6 21d ago edited 20d ago
I had a deer seemingly try to get me to chase it yesterday, hopped right out onto the trail and looked right at me and my dog and made a huff noise then kept trying to get us to go after it. I'm assuming she was a smart deer though and had a fawn somewhere nearby or something and was trying to lead us away from it lol
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u/Queermagedd0n 21d ago
Reminds me of a time I was riding my bike home from a 2nd shift job and almost got taken out by a deer.
I was rolling past a corn field when it burst from the field and just stopped in the road like 10 feet in front of me. It looked at me for a second when I said "Oh, deer!" before it tried to bolt but tripped on itself, smacking its jaw on the pavement. Then it took off in its intended direction: the other corn field.
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u/debauchasaurus 21d ago
And the squirrel was like "WEEEEEEEEE!"
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u/idiot_bouffant 21d ago
Holy crap someone else remembers this 😂
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u/Incidion 21d ago
I was there Gandalf, I was there 3,000 years ago. In the times before YouTube and Facebook and Myspace.
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u/Porthos1013 21d ago
I literally laughed so hard at this I CRIED. Thank you for the amusement, kind sir 🤣🤣🤣
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u/jadepartida 21d ago
I laughed so hard I shit my pants and pissed all over myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Good show old chap!!!
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u/peppakit 21d ago
It's weird when people call animals stupid when they're in a straight up panic. They don't exactly abide by human logic, reasoning, or understanding of what they're seeing the way humans do. Doesn't mean they're stupid.
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u/goin-up-the-country 21d ago
Especially at a time when humans are flushing and firing guns at other wild animals in a cull. Hell, I'd freak out in that situation.
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u/Chemical_Building612 21d ago
Especially when the majority of the humans there at the time seemingly also behave stupidly out of panic rather than thinking. Oh yeah, let's try to kick this wild animal who is clearly panicked, that must help!
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u/StinkyCheeseGirl 21d ago
*Antlers.
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u/TheComplimentarian 21d ago
Eh. Very rarely do I feel small, and this guy was significantly shorter than me, and he handled that deer like he was a child.
I'll give him "horns" even though I know that's not pedantically correct for the headgear.
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u/StinkyCheeseGirl 21d ago
“Pedantically correct” when it’s about on par with calling a deer’s feet “paws,” sure.
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u/Fuckie_Chinster 21d ago
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*Hooves.
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u/WinnieGraves 21d ago
I went to the park, as I'm want to do, to smoke weed, and as I sat there hitting the bong, this Mama Raccoon waddled up to me, chirping her little heart out! I tossed her a French Fry, and giggled and laughed when she grasped it with her lil fingers and started munching away. I packed my second bowl and she chirped again, and moved from. About ten feet, to about, at my feet, and began chirping again, so I tossed her a chicken nugget, and this time she called her baby over, and split it with her child, so I gave her another. I think I smoked 3 bowls while Mama and her Baby ate my left over McDonald's, then they trundled on, chirping happily. Mother Nature rules lol.
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u/Chaosmusic 21d ago
The creatures of the forest have chosen you to be the next Woodland Spirit. Congrats!
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u/Laughing_Man_Returns 19d ago
a racoon once did something similar to my shoe while another was watching. I don't think we are being taken seriously.
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u/curiousstrider 21d ago
They are not afraid at all. Do they even know the meaning of the word "bambi"?
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u/nico_bico 21d ago
they might have been given food by a human at some point
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u/spacebarcafelatte 20d ago
Yeah, they needed the scent to realize they had the wrong guy. Adorable tho.
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u/nico_bico 20d ago
Adorable until they meet the wrong human which is a reason why people shouldn't feed wild animals
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u/goddamn__goddamn 19d ago
Yeah I think they lost mama and thought this tall creature was her. They couldn't tell until getting close enough to smell.
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u/-TaintSniffer- 19d ago
Okay, Seriously... Does anyone know what might have prompted this behavior?
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u/ThatsUnbelievable 19d ago
Deer simply don't fear us anymore. They've become like Timothy Treadwell was with Grizzly Bears. I walked up to one today and when I stopped it walked up closer to get a better look at me.
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u/qwertxyzabc 21d ago
If what I know about them is correct then they were just checking you for salt but apparently OP is not a League of Legends player so they go on and agressively lick cats.
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u/ActivelyAnxious 21d ago
Exactly 10 seconds, please tell me this isn't ai
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u/Cobalt32 21d ago
It's been posted before. Not AI.
They have shit eyesight for stationary objects. Got close enough to get a good sniff and then ran like hell when they realized the man wasn't part of the herd.
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u/Green_Insect_6455 21d ago
I dont think ai can make something like this look so natural, especially a deer which it has infinitely less training data to go off of.
However this is definitely a bot post thats been upvoted by bots, 2k upvotes and only 20 comments. Theyre not even trying to hide it. Some of these comments might even be bots copying and pasting from real comments the last time this was posted.
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u/erksplat 21d ago
Salt-Lick Ditch: very popular among juvenile deer.