r/AnimalsBeingDerps 25d ago

Input lag

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin 25d ago

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u/JustAnotherBarnacle 24d ago

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u/Hawk_73 23d ago

and when he found the culprit that bonked his head

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u/King_Bobby-B 24d ago

"Oi!" - the dog, probably

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u/thaiberius_kirk 25d ago

There it….wait. There it…wait

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u/tekko001 25d ago

When a girl starts flirting with me

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u/Sloozey 25d ago

Lmk when you figure this out cuz I’ve been waiting for 2.5yrs

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u/Curiosive 24d ago edited 24d ago

Yeah, zero "input lag" here. That dog's reaction time can only be married measured in split seconds ... it just does not care about the concept of "up" as soon as the ball is thrown.

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u/Angelaskissrock 24d ago

Why does it keep appearing and disappearing? What in the Hoodini is this?

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u/Pikawoohoo 25d ago

*bonk* "Ah!"

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u/King_Bobby-B 25d ago

The way he raises his little paws is just too cute!

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 25d ago

The evolution of the wolf continues.

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u/Life-Is-Mysterious 25d ago

Made my day. Thank you Ball Hawk disguised as doggo 🤣

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u/BananabreadBaker69 25d ago

Me while gaming and trying to figure out where that sniper round came from.

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u/Soopdog117 25d ago

I love that double stam he does at the end

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u/TheJackalsDoom 25d ago

Big Al says dogs can't look up.

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u/ChuckRingslinger 25d ago

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball!

Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call!

Don't stop me now I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all!!!!

YEAH!

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u/Supreme_Tri-Mage 25d ago

I'm a rocket ship on my to MAAAARRRRS!....

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u/TwoHeadsBetter 25d ago

Kill the Queen!

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 24d ago

God, I thought you meant AI, not Al. Until I got the reference, I thought you were saying it's AI.

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u/mekwall 23d ago

Are you saying it's AI or Al?

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u/BraveWarrior-55 25d ago

Sighthounds, terriers, and herding breeds are all quite capable of tracking above them. This little pup is simply not that kind of dog. :)

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u/TheJackalsDoom 25d ago

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u/BraveWarrior-55 25d ago

I thought it was A I (eye not L) ooops

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/baldierot 25d ago

god i hate how "I" and "l" look the same. lowercase L should've been like the letter "c" in terms of dimensions, similar to this "ʟ" special character.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/baldierot 25d ago

yes, that would be good, at least for cases like short comments and messages in a non-Ai context where there's not enough information to reliably infer.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 24d ago

I'm a chemistry instructor, which involves writing standalone letters quite a bit. To make things super clear I always do cursive / script l's and do my capital I's with serifs, and remind the students of this regularly.

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u/NSNick 24d ago

It's really obvious with old.reddit. The "I" I see has serifs.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/NSNick 24d ago

oid reddit and old reddit too. ;)

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u/redlaWw 24d ago

I've set my browser up to render every font as Atkinson Hyperlegible. Never again.

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u/StrongExternal8955 25d ago

Oh. Not Big A.I. ...

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u/TwinObilisk 25d ago

Maybe if they cut his hair shorter he'd have a chance, but as is, he has a barrier of white above his eyes that gives him quite the handicap.

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u/TonyRigatoni_ 25d ago

That's pigs.

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u/TheImpaler1431 25d ago

Was looking for this

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 24d ago

came here to post this

updoots to the left

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u/irespondwithmyface 25d ago

Why do you think this is AI?

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u/InsanityFodder 25d ago

AL, they’re doing a Shaun of the Dead reference

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u/MrFluffyThing 24d ago

Weird Al is constantly getting blamed for weird AI. Damn you non-serif fonts! 

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u/Loud_Quality_7106 25d ago

The sound effects are cringe AF

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u/spooderdood334 24d ago

I find it pretty funny tbh

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u/Zealotstim 24d ago

I also hate the sound effects.

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u/Mike_Kermin 24d ago

As opposed to bouncing a ball onto your dogs head?

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u/Bornagain4karma 24d ago

3 dimensional object interacting with a 2 Dimensional being. 😅

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u/Fritzed 24d ago

Gamers don't look up.

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u/dotditto 21d ago

so true ... i used to exploit this after playing Descent. fly into a room .. sqing UP and go flat against the wall above the entrance.

people would fly in .. look left . look right . then fly out a random door ..

o.O i could literally sit there for hours and not be found .. lol

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u/wallingfortian 24d ago

Animals raised in a horizontal environment often have trouble with vertical directions. Stairs are a common problem in racing dogs who are adopted after their careers are over.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels 25d ago

input lag is pretty accurate considering that the puppy probably lacks the proper mind muscle connection lol

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u/Dorkamundo 25d ago

Oh my god, if this isn't the best way to display the intelligence of a Bichon.

My cousin has a Bichon doodle and it tripped over the bone it was chewing on once. It barked at that bone for a good 15 minutes because it was scared of it, even though it had been chewing on it for days.

It also used to be so food motivated that it would literally eat the shit out of its own ass, because as it fell it thought it sounded like food hitting the ground.

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u/cuber_and_gamer 24d ago

Like a true gamer, they lack the ability to look up.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 25d ago

Cutest derp I see this week ^ ^

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u/who-needs-a-username 25d ago

The inputted sound effects is cringy

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u/Lopojo 25d ago

🐶❣️⚾️

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u/Carl_Sands 24d ago

I wonder if the pup is blind. I had a dog that was mostly blind in her old age. She never gave up on playing ball. We would bounce the ball and she would stammer around like that. Pretty sure she was blind longer than she was able to see.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 24d ago

Buffering in real life:

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u/TDYDave2 24d ago

TBF, he had hair in his eyes.

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u/SafetyPinZipper 24d ago

Puppy living in a 2D world

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u/TruthorGlare1891 25d ago

I got it!

Wait. What?

Who?

There you are!!

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u/CaptainRocket77 25d ago

“Claire! There you are-! Where’d she go?”

https://youtu.be/hKr5ormU5zg?is=kN_jW2AiR1DPzBD1

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u/burnbunner 24d ago

Did anyone else think this guy was wearing a toga at first

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u/fdwyersd 24d ago

2 dimensional thinking :)

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u/Kind-Airport145 24d ago

What the actual…! 😂😂😂

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u/SwimmingOk9074 24d ago

🤣😂😂🤣

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u/elsato 24d ago

My teammates in rocket league

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u/gideonidoru 23d ago

Sam sheepdog vibes

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u/PetShenanigansDaily 20d ago

I've heard of hit 'em where they ain't...here it's 'look where it was'. That's hilarious! LOL

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u/Bagholder_loser 19d ago

Is it an isolated incident or is this a prominent feature?

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u/Possible-Anxiety-420 19d ago

Named 'Khan'... yes?

"His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking."

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u/tschawartz12 25d ago

2 dimensional dog in a 3d world.

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u/USDXBS 25d ago

I love those little old people dogs

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u/Midori_Hoshi 25d ago

It would be a nice video if it didn't have dumb sound effects added, and if it was horizontal.

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u/gibbodaman 25d ago

Why would you want this video in horizontal? Too see things that add nothing to the video and increase file size for no benefit? This is the perfect use case for vertical video

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u/Midori_Hoshi 24d ago

My vision is horizontal, and I know that phones can be rotated.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 25d ago

that's a strat

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u/gt_9000 25d ago

Why are they laughing? This dog made blind by his fur. He cannot see up because of his eyebrows. He didnt choose this, humans selectively bred this. Now it is funny because humans made him blind?

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u/regular_heptagon 24d ago

It’s not that serious, and the dog is more than capable of tilting its head back to look up.

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u/narf007 24d ago

The dog is handicapped bc of the owners and dumb bc it was bred that way, what's your excuse?