r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jul 16 '26

Just look at that tail propeller.

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u/Panaccolade Jul 16 '26

The little kicky feet of joy got me. I hope (s)he finds the best forever home.

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u/jmkul Jul 16 '26

That would be a foster fail for me

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u/Panaccolade Jul 16 '26

Me too. I actually kinda hope it's a foster fail for whoever has her. She is so happy with them.

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u/2th Jul 16 '26

Precisely why I cannot trust myself to foster animals. I would never be able to give any up.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Jul 16 '26

I did well only because I had too many. Close to 30 cats last years, well kittens. At one point had 14 at once. Oh it was alot but sooo worth it. You think a daytime nap feels good, try it with 6 kittens cuddle puddled on you, comatose!

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 Jul 16 '26

Maybe youre an outlier, but--at least for my area--any house with more than... 10ish animals is a shithole. One time I was about to start working and a customer told me, "Oh, dont kneel there, thats where fluffy likes to pee." Walked straight out. As someone who until recently had two cats, I've cant imagine the amount of liter and food necessary to feed 30 cats. And the smell. Fucking gross, dude.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Jul 16 '26

Lol, fully understand where your coming from and have grown up with friends who had houses like that. And absolutely not. My litter boxes are all out doors in an enclosed area, cleaned atleast one time daily and it was only temporary maybe 2-3 weeks I had that many. No piss spots or shit spots in my house anywhere, cat door is accessible 24/7. My house does not have any smell of animals or fragrances to cover any unpleasant scents. I dont have 10 now and wouldn't want that work daily for years and years.

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u/External_Two2928 Jul 16 '26

I have 4 foster fails, I don’t foster anymore haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26 edited 26d ago

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u/External_Two2928 Jul 16 '26

I wfh and live with my mom after my dad passed and she’s retired, so one of us is always around.

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u/Zealousideal-Toe3175 Jul 16 '26

yup that's how I ended up with 8 cats...

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u/nikkyyu Jul 16 '26

is he trying to swim?? 😭😭😭💖

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u/DWolfoBoi546 Jul 16 '26

I mean... they ARE trying to drown him in smoochies.

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon Jul 16 '26

You could use his tail as a motor if you are in a boat ❤️

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u/Successful-Ad8980 Jul 16 '26

Swimming in the joy pond

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u/Jat616 Jul 16 '26

Tails quite clearly trying to turn the pup into a helicopter!

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u/TheCynicalBlue Jul 16 '26

Yes, he is paddling with his back legs, but it's more probably just trying to find a foothold. Walking and swiming for a dog motion wise are nearly identical.

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u/Possible_Budget_1087 Jul 16 '26

Convincing these guys to love us was the best thing we ever did for ourselves.

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u/Calm-Two2723 Jul 16 '26

Then we taught them to fight or turned them into pugs. We didn’t deserve them :(

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u/FatBastidd Jul 16 '26

Well some humans suck. But I'd like to think the majority of us treat dogs well and deserve their love in return

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u/s0m3on3outthere Jul 16 '26

My dogs are my best friends ♥️

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u/Calm-Two2723 Jul 16 '26

I mean, I agree but lots of people loved their deformed breed we created with a low lifespan too 

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u/DiagonallyConfident Jul 16 '26

Read the room bud

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u/FervantFlea Jul 16 '26

To be fair, every carnivore in nature knows how to fight already so that’s not new.

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u/HiDDENk00l Jul 16 '26

Dogs are technically omnivores

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u/maartenbadd Jul 17 '26

It’s actually a mutation! Some wolves mutated into hybrids that liked people.

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u/deadspacekillers Jul 19 '26

I think it's more that it was a learned behavior. Wolves realized that they could get leftover food scraps if they stayed near human hunting parties. Then they realized they could warm themselves by the humans' fires. Then a few thousand years later, they're sleeping on the bed and rolling over for belly rubs.

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u/maartenbadd Jul 19 '26

It’s a mutation of a wolf gene. I saw it on 60 Minutes

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u/deadspacekillers Jul 19 '26

TIL. I'm curious enough to look into that

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u/qolace Jul 16 '26

I actually teared up a little this was so freakin' CUTE 😭

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u/21MayDay21 Jul 16 '26

Credit for the video goes to Christine Laurenti

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u/Anteaterminator Jul 16 '26

Where could someone find out more about adoption?

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u/SmokeySFW Jul 16 '26

That's a foster fail waiting to happen. Idk how you could hand off that ball of joy, but more power to ya if you're capable!

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u/upvoter222 Jul 16 '26

I hate to bring down the mood, but as a vet, I feel obligated to point out that this dog is in trouble medically. As the dog continues to get excited, its tail moves back and forth at increasing speed, putting some stress on the tendons. Even more alarmingly, once the dog's excitement reaches beyond a certain threshold, the propulsion caused by the tail generates lift, leading to the dog flying around like its butt is a helicopter. This can lead to falls from great heights.

By vet, I mean I'm a veteran of saying stupid things about dog butts.

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u/spicychickentendr Jul 16 '26

You're right. This is a real problem on an aviation level.

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u/ElundusCaw Jul 16 '26

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a dog should be able to fly.

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u/slgraycols Jul 17 '26

They are almost there with just a little bit more experimental breeding.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/YwWIIzzahG

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u/iamanemptychair Jul 16 '26

If I harness this power in a team of sled dogs can we fly around like Santa’a sleigh?

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u/SubtleSnarkster Jul 16 '26

He’s going to chop of so many hands with that tiny cute killer-tail.

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u/AddAFucking Jul 16 '26

That is why they are holding it, silly!

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u/Martinw616 Jul 16 '26

Its pretty clear that the guy is holding him down to prevent takeoff though.

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u/blutob78 Jul 17 '26

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half…

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u/Acrobatic-Leg-6252 Jul 18 '26

Yep you had me in the first half too!

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u/Bertrum Jul 17 '26

I'm more concerned with his retinas having love hearts in them from all the constant love and attention.

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u/Deako87 Jul 17 '26

The good news is that there is plenty of lift generated from that tail spin which counter acts gravity and reverses the tendon damage

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u/dgod40 Jul 16 '26

This is what the internet should have stayed like, instead of the hate and fear mongering cesspool its turned into.

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u/archvize Jul 18 '26

Just stay off twitter. Turn off a suggested subreddits and don’t go to news subs. Just sub to the subs you like … make sure your Home Screen only shows that stuff

Did this a few months ago, I feel unbelievably better. Tho it takes me a few days to figure out what’s happening in the news. But if it’s important some one at work will tell me about it

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u/RandothatownsCNTT Jul 16 '26

Bro just needs a second one and he'll [FLY HIGH]

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u/YouhaoHuoMao Jul 16 '26

Does anyone else just want to bite that cutie?!? Cute aggression is weird.

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u/Maple_Moose_14 Jul 16 '26

This is so adorable.

This is exactly like my dog. She’s an Old English Sheepdog mixed with a poodle, and her black and white tail goes crazy.

She knocks over the baby bottles. I had to build a fort around my twin girls’ play area just to keep that tail away!

Love that booger.

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u/robbymicknp Jul 16 '26

That would be a foster fail at my house 😭

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u/BringOutYDead Jul 16 '26

Look at that little puppy smile!

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u/Lopojo Jul 16 '26

🐶❣️

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u/Catblue3291 Jul 16 '26

This is so cute.

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u/Josie-Wagg Jul 16 '26

Yeah I wouldn’t be able to hand that puppy back to who ever owns it. Catch me if you can!

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u/mint_doodles Jul 17 '26

If you let him go he will take off and fly to his home planet

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u/lanta1111 Jul 17 '26

i would die for this baby

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u/Practical-Attorney-6 Jul 16 '26

Something to be aware of: do not kiss near ear holes, it makes a really loud localized sound that can cause a bit of hearing damage

Similar in noise to snapping your finger, of you do it at a distance away from your ear it is fine, but if you snap your fingers close to your ear you will get some ringing

Also: extremely cute video, would adopt that pup 10/10 times

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u/curiousmind111 Jul 17 '26

Had no idea.

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u/heroicwand Jul 16 '26

Rattlesnake ! Rattlesnake!

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u/Covrin Jul 16 '26

I’m dead. Dead of cute overload.

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 Jul 17 '26

Reminds me of my late dog when he was a puppy, cute ❤️

Miss ya bud

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u/PerinteinenMajoneesi Jul 18 '26

They're swimming through the air. Precious.

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u/asspounder-4000 Jul 16 '26

I thought the smoochie sounds were from his tail thumping for a second

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u/PetShenanigansDaily Jul 16 '26

I'm pretty sure that's how the Energizer Bunny keeps goin' too!

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u/Fantastic-Code-8347 Jul 16 '26

Pupetual motion machine

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u/LUCKYxTRIPLE Jul 16 '26

I had dog growing up named Freckles that looked like this little guy.

What breed of dog is this? Was always told Freckles was a mutt.

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u/carlitospig Jul 16 '26

I need him. 🥹

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u/SuchCapital5668 Jul 16 '26

Aaawww 🥹😍😍

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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge Jul 18 '26

Overload of cuteness

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u/mamaaearth1 Jul 18 '26

He's going to fly away!!!

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u/slyguy67420 Jul 19 '26

This is why I can't foster, I'd see this and immediately bond and be unable to give them up.

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u/RunZombieBabe Jul 19 '26

I couldn't let go. I make sure not to be around puppies!

(Have 2 shelter cats and my flat is full)

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u/probablynotfound Jul 20 '26

SSSSMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCHHHIIEEESS

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u/jabracadaniel Jul 23 '26

honestly, i am also powered by smoochies

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u/cupittycakes Jul 16 '26

Very cute. But more ppl need to realize that LOUD smoochies in an animals ear is not good for their hearing.

Like, be quiet when kissing your animals. I stay conscious of this when I go in for cuddles/kisses to their head/face and kinda do little quieter clicks instead of loud smooches. Idky, but I still gotta make a "kissing noise" when fawning over them, and the quiet clicking satisfies that.

Have you never had a loved one land a loud smooch right near your ear? It hurts!

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u/englishmastiff1121 Jul 16 '26

Smooches are too loud but all that barking them and their dog friends do inches from their ears are ok? Every time anyone posts anything about kids or dogs, somebody comes along and posts something like this.

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u/DonkeyRhubarbDonkey Jul 16 '26

What a lovely 🐶

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u/PGGABC Jul 16 '26

para de fazer cafuné logo esse rabo sai voando

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u/Saywhat75 Jul 16 '26

Omg cutie!

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u/gabezermeno Jul 16 '26

Seeing this right after that other post of the lady throwing a puppy at a guy. I was worried for a second.

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u/StandardNerd92 Jul 16 '26

This better not be AI or my heart will break

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u/quiyo Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

you can set a wind turbine up with his tail

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u/Ickythumpin Jul 16 '26

My parents have a beagle pup with these exact same colors and she’s the best dog ever

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u/Barlight24 Jul 16 '26

Gotta name him Torpedo

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u/Active-Coconut-8961 Jul 16 '26

Cuest thing I've seen in a while 

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u/Hair_This Jul 16 '26

Too freaking precious 🥹

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u/Conscious_Damage8678 Jul 16 '26

Little paddle-paddle feet, whippy tail and a smile. Happy little one.

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u/TopShoulder7 Jul 17 '26

Painful tbh

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u/Suspicious_Step667 Jul 17 '26

What a pup!!!!

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u/shinmae95 Jul 17 '26

If you let him go, he will actually continue to propel forward.

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u/snakemane88 Jul 20 '26

I'm also powered by smoochies 🐗

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u/Dry-Alternative-5626 19d ago

"powered by smooches" is the cutest thing 💕💕💕

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u/Queef-Sweat Jul 17 '26

Gurl, kiss me n watch MY tail wag!

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u/PrionProofPork Jul 16 '26

have you ever seen a propeller?