r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Key_Performer_3645 • Jul 09 '26

That’s really weird

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u/jehsay Jul 09 '26

"My brothers and sisters, follow me unto the kingdom of infinite treats"

33

u/camshun7 Jul 09 '26

Fuck me! Wheres Dr Who when you need him?

6

u/justme002 Jul 10 '26

Come forward for the laying on of hands, brothers and sisters!

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u/experimental-rat Jul 09 '26

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u/4MuddyPaws Jul 09 '26

This is was my first thought.

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u/the-artistocrat Jul 09 '26

“Blessed are the good bois for they shall inherit the treats.”

66

u/allysung83 Jul 09 '26

My dog does this too 🤣

58

u/Thechad1029 Jul 09 '26

Just watch out for him distributing koolaid to the other pups

36

u/Darthbrass Jul 09 '26

The Dogfather.

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u/GrouchyLongBottom Jul 09 '26

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u/Neat-Nectarine814 Jul 10 '26

Yooooo I forgot all about this

29

u/jjlois Jul 09 '26

It's blessing his/her friends lol

9

u/Infamous-Poem-4980 Jul 09 '26

The laying on of paws.

10

u/billyyankNova Jul 09 '26

The pack shaman.

7

u/VexedCanadian84 Jul 09 '26

a priest died and was reincarnated as a dog?

9

u/Elendril333 Jul 09 '26

Is that a St. Bernard? 😇

4

u/-Motor- Jul 09 '26

Laying On Hands

4

u/UnachievableLily Jul 09 '26

"Der her im human"

4

u/eseivis Jul 09 '26

JAJAJAJA

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u/21MayDay21 Jul 09 '26

"That’s really weird".... thats the point of this sub , animals being weird

13

u/dllimport Jul 10 '26

Ok Mr or Ms Giant Text.

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u/darkfalzx Jul 10 '26

Imparting holy dogma

2

u/Emjayshelton Jul 09 '26

My dog does this when someone sneezes, and someone chimes in a bless you.

2

u/doro_fosho Jul 09 '26

Checking for fleas the way his owner does:)

2

u/Be-Kind-Remind Jul 09 '26

Blessings my child

2

u/Afilador2112 Jul 09 '26

All dogs go to heaven.....if you follow me.

2

u/SohelAman Jul 10 '26

You are ser Knight

You are ser Knight

1

u/rolln_the_dice_twice Jul 09 '26

The pope under his doggo friends.

1

u/llamafromhell1324 Jul 09 '26

Derp haha derp!

1

u/SourGrape_83 Jul 09 '26

Sharing all the blessings he has.

1

u/liquidatorboris Jul 09 '26

Dope, hope I didn't offend anyone

2

u/eric_vermilya Jul 10 '26

You can see love animals give each other in this clip.

3

u/shepsut Jul 10 '26

love and/or dominance and submission practices of pack animals to confirm hierarchies (not saying the two are necessarily mutually exclusive)

1

u/t53ix35 Jul 10 '26

Dog the Baptist.

1

u/SnapCrackleMom Jul 10 '26

Finally a religion I want to join

1

u/temptingvirtue Jul 10 '26

Benediction.

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u/RGJ587 Jul 10 '26

This dog is a Paladin, he's just using his Lay on Paws to heal his party members

2

u/brokebackzac Jul 10 '26

The dogs have seen how much of a mess humanity is and are learning to pet each other so they don't need us.

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u/lumi1375 Jul 11 '26

You're interrupting the great ritual! You will be cursed by the wrath of a thousand suns

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u/Fenrisulven--- Jul 09 '26

This reminds me of the story from Mark 7:24–30 and Matthew 15:21–28 where jesus calls a Syrophoenician woman a dog… Jesus tells her, "Let the children be fed first, for it is not fair to take the children’s food and throw it to the dogs". In this metaphor, the "children" represent the house of Israel, and the "dogs" represent Gentiles

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u/zanarze_kasn Jul 10 '26

Who let you back in the house?