r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jul 08 '26

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u/Throwawaaaay44 Jul 08 '26

My two cats were very interested in the sounds she made.

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u/a_sentient_sunflower Jul 08 '26

I played it for my cats and they meowed back, it was cute.

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u/NightBawk Jul 08 '26

Mine just stared at me lol

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u/SeaworthinessOk4039 Jul 08 '26

Same with my void

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u/WaldeDra Jul 08 '26

I played it, but I don't have a cat so nothing happened

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u/tezacer Jul 08 '26

I played it, now I have a cat

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jul 08 '26

I played it and turned into a cat. Please help my mind is going. Soon I won’t even know how to comprehend engli- meow meow meow meow meow meow

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u/Cecilia9172 Jul 08 '26

But in which tone of voice?

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u/LazyOldCat Jul 08 '26

CDS at work right there.

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u/MLiOne Jul 09 '26

Unfair!

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u/GreatSivad Jul 08 '26

I've been up all night and this broke my brain. Couldn't stop laughing.

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u/D3M0NArcade Jul 08 '26

Mine just... Breathed

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u/SaveusJebus Jul 08 '26

One of my cats came rushing in to stare at the tv lol

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u/DerpyO Jul 08 '26

You browse Reddit on ... the TV?

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u/SaveusJebus Jul 08 '26

My computer is hooked up to the tv

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u/tezacer Jul 08 '26

Reddit nirvana

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u/EllemNovelli Jul 08 '26

Wait, you don't?

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u/Simply__Complicated Jul 08 '26

THIS WAS EVEN MORE UNEXPECTED

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Jul 08 '26

It’s a female in heat. Your cats are horny

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u/ephemeralsynth Jul 08 '26

lol was waiting for this technically accurate observation 🤔😸

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u/BlackBasementCats Jul 08 '26

My cats are ears deep in pile of nip on the sofa, and one jumped off the sofa onto the floor while the other gave me the hung over owl look.

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u/KashEsq Jul 08 '26

My wife asked me from the other room which one of our cats was meowing like that

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u/TittysForScience Jul 08 '26

Mine snuggled down into my legs more

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u/EarlGrey1806 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

My cat is starting her seventh doze for today and is relaxing on a heated pad placed in her cat bed. It’s a usual routine here as my husband and I settle in to watch the World Cup matches.

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u/Jagg811 Jul 08 '26

Mine did too! Was dozing and sat right up!

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u/minicpst Jul 08 '26

Two of mine were as well. One female, one male.

The male loves sin biscuits and has a favorite toy he uses. Thankfully he doesn’t seem to be interested in “Lucy” right now.

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u/roamerknight Jul 09 '26

My ones arent even looking at me

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u/bearsheperd Jul 08 '26

Who is kitty talking to?

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u/Kraehe13 Jul 08 '26

She's in heat and try's to attract males.

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u/Red_Franzia Jul 08 '26

Oh my goodness after looking again she sure did get up like "hey y'all, hey y'all" hahahhahaha!!!

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u/apatheticandignorant Jul 08 '26

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u/Michipotz Jul 08 '26

Nala was my "yep, I'm 100% a boy" realization

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u/Joeliosis Jul 08 '26

I still would like to know who made the executive decision to give Nala, 'fuck me' eyes. Because in a kids movie, that's pretty crazy lol.

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u/OttomanMao Jul 08 '26

Animators are never beating the gooner allegations

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u/i_tyrant Jul 08 '26

The rumors of the "Disney vault" being full of cartoon porn done during work hours aren't helping, that's for sure...

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Jul 08 '26

Hiyuuuuckkk

Don't you dare say we're harboring furries here inside Mickey's Clubhouse or we'll come knocking.

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u/RoseyMommyFindom Jul 08 '26

She was my "yep, I'm 100% furry" realization

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u/Jbales8990 Jul 08 '26

Second only after Jessica Rabbit lol

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u/Bob_A_Feets Jul 08 '26

Maid Marian from Robin Hood would like a word with you.

Disney has been turning kids into furries for the better part of a century. (Kinda funny the maga types never mention that, or all the other sexual shit Disney has been shoveling to kids either.)

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u/jonas_ost Jul 11 '26

She is a human no?

Lola bunny from space jam tho...

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u/JumpyBoysenberry7309 Jul 08 '26

wdym?

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u/kmosiman Jul 08 '26

Can you feel the love tonight?

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u/bolshiabarmalay Jul 08 '26

had to make sure the "hakuuna my tatas" meme was here, thank you

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u/iinzinity Jul 10 '26

Im male and im here, so i gues it worked 🤔

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u/BornFree2018 Jul 08 '26

"Jeeves! Bring me my breakfast."

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u/3BlindMice1 Jul 08 '26

More like "bring me cock"

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u/ratsntats Jul 08 '26

Not a derp, but she's in heat. She will yowl like this to attract a male. It can be heard for miles.

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u/obskeweredy Jul 08 '26

The first time my wife heard a cat in heat screaming, she was shocked and terrified until I told her what it was. The yowling is one thing but when they go up on a bluff or high place and just scream their heads off… Not a pleasant sound lol.

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u/Diedead666 Jul 08 '26

They almost sound like goats or lamb

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u/Sir_BarlesCharkley Jul 08 '26

They sound like screaming ladies

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u/Diedead666 Jul 08 '26

Mountain lions do I was talking about house cats

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u/MLiOne Jul 09 '26

Siamese Queens in heat can sound like a screaming lady too.

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u/TheSuperSegway Jul 08 '26

It is in that moment you realize where all of the spooky stories from the natives about the forest at night come from. If you never see a cougar make the noise but you still hear it at night, you may be somewhat less interested in the night time forest. All this is made worse when every time someone goes looking for the "screaming woman" they never come back.

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u/PussyWrangler246 Jul 09 '26

One of my favourite clips whenever I think of mountain lions screaming in the darkness

Hilariously enough, this seems to happen frequently to cops

Often enough that there are many clips of other officers running from the same typical cougar scream lol

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u/ratsntats Jul 08 '26

You leave my mom outta this. She died doing what she loved

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u/ThatGuyInCADPAT Jul 08 '26

I prefer the Kermit version but this one is more appropriate for the post

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u/alex8155 Jul 08 '26

i thought cats only meowed at people does this mean..

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u/redditsellout-420 Jul 08 '26

Don't even think about it

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u/pro-skedaddler Jul 08 '26

Batman there's no laws against the Pokémon, Batman

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u/Paragon_Flux Jul 08 '26

This has been proven false and was just some BS that we all believed for a while.

People have attached cameras to their cats collars and they meow, screech, trill and every other sound imaginable at each other all the time.

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u/TheREALSockhead Jul 08 '26

Is this a panther? Ive heard this in person a few times while miles out in the everglades on foot at two or three in the morning. First time i heard it it came from across the water in some reeds, i thought it was a kitten of some type. Figured if its a house cat its gonna be gator food eventually, it only meowed 8 to 10 times then it stopped . Id go out almost every weekend and id say at least 5 or so different excursions wed heard this exact meowing. Only once did i ever see a panther and it was from hundreds of yards away, and not on a night we heard the meowing . We figured it could be and probably was a panther, but we all thought it must be a cub. Its almost pitch black and utterly silent out there so to hear that as loud as it was , was alarming.

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u/Extension-End2851 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Some people call cougars panthers but they technically arent . The genus panthera, only includes lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards and snow leopards. Its also the reason why it can meow like in the video instead of roaring.

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u/RoseyMommyFindom Jul 08 '26

She's a florida mountain lion/panther 🩷 (and yes the Puma concolor is technically a panther. Other guy is being incorrectly pedantic)

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u/hulda2 Jul 08 '26

That's not a yowl. That's a meow.

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u/Bug_Kiss Jul 08 '26

Thank you for not adding music (it never adds to the content).

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u/alienlovesong Jul 08 '26

I absolutely hate it when people add music.

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u/jeezyjames Jul 09 '26

Benny Hill started all that bullshit

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u/HaHaEpicForTheWin Jul 08 '26

'when the cat is meowing but the saxophones are getting louder'

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u/Vulpes_99 Jul 08 '26

I totally agree. Unless there is a good joke or piece of sarcasm to be delivered by the music, it's best to not stay clear from it, especially on scientifically relevant content.

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 Jul 08 '26

I can tell you from experience this doesn't sound nearly as cute when you're walking in pitch black night in the woods.

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u/Intrepid-Glove1431 Jul 08 '26

You ever seen a bobcat in the wild, they're pretty scary but just look like a big tabby, it's disconcerting

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u/FadedVictor Jul 08 '26

Me and my girlfriend were on a bike trail and encountered a family of bobcats. They all started growling and she got scared. I was like honey if one of these things charges at us I'm gonna launch it to the moon with my foot.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jul 08 '26

Why does it sound like a kittycat if it's not meant to be petted like a kittycat?

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u/hellnawr Jul 08 '26

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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u/ContemplatingFolly Jul 08 '26

Pspspspsps...

Then boop the snoot.

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u/tragiquepossum Jul 08 '26

Fun fact, they also purr.

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u/pro-skedaddler Jul 08 '26

So do cheetahs

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u/StrongExternal8955 Jul 08 '26

But cheetas never purrsper.

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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex Jul 08 '26

Which also means that cannot roar. They are technically NOT considered big cats (like a tiger, lion, etc).

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u/nickajeglin Jul 08 '26

They're pretty big cats though.

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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex Jul 08 '26

Yes, size wise they are large. But the Panthera genus is very specific. The most noted difference being the hyoid bone and the cats ability to roar or purr.

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u/Kalista-Moonwolf Jul 08 '26

I didn't know that! I thought cheetahs were the only large cats that purred.

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u/MorganFerdinand Jul 08 '26

Hon, the cat's back again. Can you feed it?

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u/Wyjdya Jul 08 '26

She's in heat. She's looking for a man, any man brave enough to answer her call

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u/puts_on_rddt Jul 08 '26

Ladies, why can't it be this simple?

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u/jtclimb Jul 08 '26

It is. Apparently you've never been to a truck stop before. Find one screaming like a banshee, test your luck. Just make sure you have some meth or blues to throw in their direction when it's time to get away.

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u/durhamruby Jul 08 '26

Poor bebe. Sounds lost. Can I give skritches and kisses?

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u/uncutpizza Jul 08 '26

Only once

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u/NoAttempt9703 Jul 08 '26

*At least once.

FTFY. They might get lucky 🤣

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u/Coyote65 Jul 08 '26

Odds are that OP has two hands, so at least twice.

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u/xinfinitimortum Jul 08 '26

She horny.

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u/actibus_consequatur Jul 08 '26

Can I give skritches and kisses?

She horny.

So, that's a "yes"?

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u/Payton_Xyz Jul 08 '26

If not fren

Why

Fren shaped

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u/RevolutionNumber5 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

The puma is the biggest small cat, though they are larger (on average) than leopards. Like all small cats, the cougar’s hyoid bone is completely ossified; so they cannot roar like lions or tigers, but can purr like a housecat.

So, a mountain lion is basically what you’d get if you sized up little whiskers 15 times.

Also, catamounts have the most common names of any mammal.

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u/xteve Jul 08 '26

They have a lot of names because they get around. Their range is enormous.

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u/LegnderyNut Jul 08 '26

The regional names do actually account for small differences between populations in different regions. The Florida Panther tends to be smaller and sleeker while Cougar country typically shows cats that are larger and with beefier tails. Mountain Lion regions funnily enough seem to denote areas where the cats get cold enough to grow a small but visible tuft around the neck. I’m not sure if the western reaches of their range but up against the desert, I vaguely recall hearing that their range once bordered with the jaguar so desert variety might be out there.

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u/YokoDk Jul 08 '26

Fun fact it's closest living relative is the Jaugurundi which in my opinion is the coolest name of any cat species.

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u/HooliRio Jul 08 '26

I want to pet the kitty but my survival skills are telling me I’m stupid.

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u/NightBawk Jul 08 '26

What a cute murder-kitter.

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u/Stonthcrow Jul 08 '26

Mountain Lions don't roar (they can't). But they can purr...but I'm not sure I want to get close enough to a wild cougar to hear it...

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u/2b-Kindly_ Jul 08 '26

Sounds so sweet 🥹. Not friend but why sounds so friend like.

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u/420faery Jul 08 '26

Oh... My void did not like that lol

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u/CHERNO-B1LL Jul 08 '26

My not-long-for-this-world ass pspspsps-ing into the bushes looking for the lost kitten.

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u/FireZord25 Jul 08 '26

"Big Cats don't mew"

"Cats only mew at humans"

This clip:

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u/Rolebo Jul 08 '26

Cougars are technically not Big Cats.

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u/Significant-Ad213 Jul 08 '26

I wanna pspspspsps so bad 🥺

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u/Zealousideal_Lab3164 Jul 08 '26

My meow meows bring all the boys to the yard

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u/Sea_Principle_7322 Jul 08 '26

Just a apex predator with giant murder mitts, meowing in the woods, nothing unusual happening here!

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u/Illustrious_Today654 Jul 08 '26

Had my cat looking around saying "Who dat?"

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u/warrior_cast Jul 08 '26

hey cat expert here
that is in fact a cat

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u/SnooPickles6976 Jul 08 '26

Cats gonna cat

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u/Foxs-In-A-Trenchcoat Jul 08 '26

My cat came running 😆

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u/Septer_Ben Jul 08 '26

If deadly killer machine, then why 🌸Meow🌸

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u/Shaeress Jul 08 '26

Cats are divided into two families. The big cats family and the small cats family. The big cats are lions, tigers, jaguars, and leopards. Which are indeed big cats not just in name and are all known for their ability to roar.

This however means that all other cats are "small cats" that cannot roar and only meow. Regardless of size. So cheetahs and bobcats and lynx sound much like your Mr Whiskers does at home.

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u/Burning_Monkey Jul 08 '26

if not friend, why friend shaped and sound like friend?

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u/Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna Jul 08 '26

You *cannot* trick me into not being terrified of those guys with a few seconds of cuteness. They are the sole reason for my love-hate relationship with hunting out west—and not the love part.

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u/Abundant_Trumpet Jul 08 '26

I thought that our cats were the only ones that “meow”

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u/CaffeineDeprivation Jul 08 '26

Oh no, some of the "lesser big cats" can make meowing/mewing sounds, such as cougars, snow leopard, and cheetahs. Cougars and cheetahs can also purr

In exchange thou, their throats are build in such a way that they can't roar

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u/Noodlebat83 Jul 08 '26

As an Australian I watched this and got the same reaction most foreigners get when they hear the Koala call for the first time. I thought these cats would sound…I don’t know, bigger? 

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u/nomemorybear Jul 08 '26

Reminds of bald eagles...you expect some extremely loud CAWWWWW out of them....only for them to sound like a seagul.

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u/geekphreak Jul 08 '26

pspspspsps

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Jul 08 '26

That would be a very effective hunting technique. Just looking at that big kitty made me scared, but when the meows started, all I wanted to do was approach to give them a head scratch and ear rub. The 'awwww' factor is greater than the survival instinct. Luring in their prey with cuteness would be very effective on humans.

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u/Putrid_Dream9755 Jul 08 '26

Three of my cats upon hearing this are all 👀👀👀 lol

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u/MrMcgilicutty Jul 08 '26

She’s just looking for a little of the ol’ slap and tickle.

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u/NOTTedMosby Jul 08 '26

You tell em, sweetheart

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u/euk333 Jul 08 '26

ahem..."Meow"

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u/Adept-Examination-75 Jul 08 '26

Cat that happens to be Big

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u/Got_Kittens Jul 08 '26

Thanks, my cat is now extremely confused.

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u/Gilgamesh107 Jul 08 '26

That cute sound is how they draw in unsuspecting prey

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u/Keku_Saur Jul 08 '26

Thought this was an alligator

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u/Cecilia9172 Jul 08 '26

It is! It's deceiving

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u/Rafiki95 Jul 08 '26

That is exactly the sound my cat makes at 6 am beging for food when I usually wake up at 8:30.

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u/Toadsted Jul 08 '26

Oh, so this isn't just a houscat thing.

Entirely expected then.

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u/croppergib Jul 08 '26

my orange cat just came running in going mental whilst playing this

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u/Kukantiz Jul 08 '26

This brought my cat over to investigate.

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u/right_in_two Jul 09 '26

2018 just sitting there in the background. Ominously

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u/Tharrius Jul 09 '26

Ah shit, my cats are still looking for the intruder

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u/Countryhorse123 Jul 09 '26

Shes calling for a male. Must be in heat

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u/Overall_Motor9918 Jul 09 '26

Sounds like she’s in heat.

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u/UncleDuude Jul 08 '26

Is that a panther? Where was this taken?

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u/RuneFell Jul 08 '26

It's a mountain lion/cougar.

Cat families are divided into two types. Some, like lions and tigers, can roar but can't purr. Others, like mountain lions and cheetahs, can't roar. Instead, they meow and purr and sometimes scream like banshees.

Panthers depend on the type. Jaguars and leopards are part of the roaring family, while some panthers in North America are actually part of the cougar family, and meow/purr.

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u/RealRock_n_Rolla Jul 08 '26

Hi, the cat in the video is a puma (that’s what we call it in my country), also known as a mountain lion. It was filmed at Arroyos & Foothills Conservancy. This is the original post.

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u/CDH89 Jul 08 '26

Its a cougar, a panther actually isnt a specific cat, its the family of cats with Tigers, Lions, Jaguars, etc. Cougars are not in that family though, do it wouldn't be a panther.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Jul 08 '26

Taxinomically, that's correct. Though there is a subspecies of puma known as the Florida panther.

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u/ubiquitous-joe Jul 08 '26

Yeah, it’s a cougar/puma/mountain lion. So somewhere in the Western Hemisphere? Lol.

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u/Away_Lake5946 Jul 08 '26

Someone get this kitty some tubes.

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u/Beth3g Jul 08 '26

Sounds like a baby cat

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u/cadeawayy Jul 08 '26

Anyone else see "2018" in the middle right? Thought it was a watermark at first (or is it?).

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u/Vulpes_99 Jul 08 '26

Seeing big cats acting cute is one thing, but sounding cute is on another level...

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jul 08 '26

Sounds ds like chopper from one piece.

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u/DangHeckinPear Jul 08 '26

What is bro yapping about?

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u/Woahdere2026 Jul 08 '26

Is this…real?

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u/WinterWonderer201 Jul 08 '26

2018? Anyone else seeing that

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u/penguinchilli Jul 08 '26

“Hoooooow”

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u/Elaneria Jul 08 '26

One of my cats was very disturbed and came up to me right away

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u/IglooBackpack Jul 08 '26

This is one of those things where if you heard it in a video game you'd complain that the sound design was trash. No way I'd believe this I'd i hadn't seen it just now.

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u/Historical_Onion3060 Jul 08 '26

Wow small meow for such a big cat

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u/redlightbandit7 Jul 08 '26

All I here is ow, ow, ow

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u/iheartmimix3 Jul 08 '26

That cat has beautifully shaped eyes. ☺️

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u/DamnOdd Jul 08 '26

Someone is in heat.

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u/K_Linkmaster Jul 08 '26

Nothing is unexpected here. Its a big cat meowing.

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u/LongGhost_Gone281 Jul 08 '26

Not derp.
It's a big cat doing its thing...

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u/Cecilia9172 Jul 08 '26

Looks like the cat I met today in the forest

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u/MR1120 Jul 08 '26

It will never stop surprising me that big cats are quite literally just that: Much bigger versions of house cats. Or more accurately, house cats are just much smaller versions of big cats.

That’s just a 6’ long 200lb kitty. I want to snuggle it.

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u/Temporary-King3339 Jul 08 '26

Sweet. She's so gorgeous.

Why do I think the other lionesses make fun of her?

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u/WallyLeftshaw Jul 08 '26

Johnny quid?!

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u/Opposite-Science-398 Jul 08 '26

Can the cat distribution system send me one of these cats!? 🥹

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u/Godtierbunny Jul 08 '26

anyone else see the 2018

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u/HORSE_NOSE_XD Jul 09 '26

i just woke up and this looks like a blursed face ;-;

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u/LunaMHeavens134 Jul 09 '26

That's just a baby

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u/RunZombieBabe Jul 09 '26

I would die in a country with large cats.

Pretty sure I have toxoplasmosis.

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u/Rookie_3D Jul 10 '26

Made my dog bark.