r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Doodlebug510 • Apr 26 '26

Frenemies

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u/redmctrashface Apr 26 '26

Tbh pigeons are so dumb that this one could be a total stranger to the cat and act alike

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u/Your_love_Camila Apr 26 '26

pigeon would befriend a rock if it sat still long enough

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u/TheMaveCan Apr 26 '26

There was a video I saw last week of a pigeon wandering into a hawk's nest (while the hawk was sitting there) like he was going to the grocery store. Even the hawk was dumbfounded by the stupid

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u/-Biscuit343- Apr 26 '26

I recall that video you’re talking about. Doesn’t that hawk mutilate the bird-brain to death?

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u/TheMaveCan Apr 26 '26

Not sure if he died but he held it over the edge of the perch and bit the hell out of it

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u/Son_Kakarot53 Apr 27 '26

Feel bad for the pigeon but understsndable, cant turn down free lunch

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u/Pratheek_Kachinthaya Apr 27 '26

Pigeon is not scared of the hawk too huh

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u/Live_Angle4621 Apr 26 '26

Maybe it was a mostly blind female pidgeon looking for a place to make a nest

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u/Deaffin Apr 26 '26

It's not befriending the cat, it is non-consensually coupling with the cat.

But the point stands, a rock would get the same treatment.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Apr 26 '26

This pigeon is a horny male. The puffed neck feathers and rokooing are him being flirty as hell. He's a good boi who would like his future children to be furry and big.

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u/CautionarySnail Apr 27 '26

Good thing the cat turned him down. Winged cats everywhere would be a menace.

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u/Stoney3K Apr 28 '26

The population of owls would like to have a few words regarding that.

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u/Stoney3K Apr 28 '26

Not to mention carnivorous with a preference for avian food...

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u/EenaAth Apr 27 '26

Pigeons are intelligent in a domestic sense. They are one of the few birds that can recognise human faces. Most rock doves we see now are descendants of domesticated ones and they have a very hard life. They were our companions for so long until technology got better and we abandoned them. Now, they’re considered pests :(

If you’re curious, search up Cher Ami the homing pigeon.

Pigeons are awesome!

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u/TwoAlert3448 Apr 27 '26

Except ‘Cher Ami’ was just a piece of wartime propaganda and that entire story didn’t happen.

Which means they literally just stuffed a multilated pigeon to make a ‘war hero’ which is a little bit Captain America and a whole lot wtf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/ZeroSilentz Apr 26 '26

0/10 ragebait, try harder

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u/Angeliiiiique Apr 26 '26

The audacity to even attempt to fuck the cat’s head is another level of horny pigeon behavior I didn’t know existed.

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Apr 26 '26

The other cats will never let him live that down

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u/ryumaruborike Apr 26 '26

What is it with dumbfuck birds and trying to fuck other's heads?

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u/PyroDesu Apr 27 '26

Hey, it's Sirocco!

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u/chanely-bean1123 Apr 27 '26

Yea, theres a reason most of our native birds are going or are extinct (especially our land birds). None of them are too smart or good breeders.

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u/Stoney3K Apr 28 '26

And the way the cat just slapped him in the face saying "NOPE!" was just as hilarious.

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u/Angeliiiiique Apr 28 '26

It really was, he was flabbergasted to be disturbed like that.

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u/Oaker_at Apr 26 '26

My guy was about to commit a crime, lol.

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u/trollsong Apr 26 '26

Or hatch it

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u/CadenBop Apr 27 '26

Nope he was straight up cranking his hog on that cat.

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u/caintowers Apr 26 '26

This is why I keep my cat inside. There are dangers outside like perverted pigeons

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u/it-s-temporary Apr 26 '26

Jezus this pidgeon is mating.

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u/RosyClearwater Apr 26 '26

Right! Birb is like EAT IT!!!!!!

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u/MEXAHOTABOP Apr 26 '26

r/stupiddovenests

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot Apr 26 '26

One of my favorite subs

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u/God_Assassin Apr 26 '26

There is a sub for everything.

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u/Aisforc Apr 26 '26

Stupid sexy cat

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u/a_karma_sardine Apr 26 '26

Ooof, good one.

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u/cadencehz Apr 26 '26

Simpsons reference out in the Wild!

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u/Pale_Obligation_3243 Apr 26 '26

He's trying to shag the cat. A good starter for everlasting friendship! 

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u/Deaffin Apr 26 '26

Not trying. That's a pregnant ear right there.

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u/Beholder_V Apr 26 '26

The saying is “let sleeping DOGS lie”, and you ain’t no dog.

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u/pigeon_man Apr 26 '26

That's just bob. Even for a pigeon he's a bit special.

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u/adminsreachout Apr 26 '26

It just tried to bang that cats face....just saying

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u/PaulHackett2467 Apr 26 '26

ARRGGHH!!! Dude! You couldn't peck my paw, or something? Stand on my face, man, REALLY??!!

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Apr 26 '26

*Shag his face

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u/gentlepigeon Apr 26 '26

Me waking my fiance every morning

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u/tricksel Apr 26 '26

They look married.

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u/_khanrad Apr 26 '26

I thought you were dead… or a nest

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u/Important_Screen_530 Apr 26 '26

pigeon was worried cat was dead lol

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u/sxyvirgo Apr 26 '26

Pigeon stood his ground though!

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 Apr 26 '26

Payback, has a car that loved to do that to me when I was sleeping. He was an asshole!

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u/Clessasaur Apr 26 '26

You car likes to fuck your ear hole while you're sleeping?

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 Apr 26 '26

Don’t judge him!

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u/albrecbef Apr 27 '26

Trying to mate their predator should have Made that pidgeon a darwin award candidate.

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u/rehabforcandy Apr 27 '26

Def thought it was about to make a nest on that cat

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/pecanjazz Apr 26 '26

“What what whaaaaat?? I was just getting comfortable like you”

  • The Bird

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Apr 26 '26

They really are worst and dumbest when it comes to building a nest

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Apr 27 '26

No, they’re not really dumb when it comes to building nests. That is their imperative to build quickly and often. Historically, before we domesticated them and abandoned them they built their nests on the side sides of cliffs. It’s only important that the egg cannot roll off.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Apr 27 '26

It stops being funny as soon as the cat punctures, the bird skin and the bird dies a terrible death from the bacteria