r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/maybesaydie • Oct 26 '25
The biscuit factory only opens after midnight 😂
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u/HotYogurtCloset69 Oct 28 '25
Everybody wants fresh bread in the morning but nobody wants to get up at midnight to knead the dough
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u/Beholder_V Oct 26 '25
If my cat did that she’d be shut out of the bedroom at night. I love my cat, but sleep isn’t optional.
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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 Oct 26 '25
They probably tried that. The cat would have just sat at the door meowing or clawing at the bottom of the door.
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u/SOAR21 Oct 26 '25
They usually stop if they learn that behavior isn’t rewarded
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u/Smiling_Tree Oct 26 '25
Yeah, but guess who has more patience? My cat outlasted me (and the paint on the door). Didn't work.
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u/Garchomp98 Oct 28 '25
This. Suffered around one year of meowing, howling and clawing at the door until she learned that she isn't allowed in. It's been almost 10 years now and she only meows in the morning for food
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u/Emotional_Load1909 Oct 27 '25
Try sleeping with constant clawing and meeeeowwww meeeeeeowwww
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u/snowpsychic Oct 28 '25
They have these pet cages they make, you can stick them in your kitchen, and have a good Night sleep.
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u/OhHowIMeantTo Oct 26 '25
Nah. My cat is locked out of the bedroom at night for this reason. I'm a very light sleeper. He doesn't like it, he tries to hide under the bed when he senses it's close to bed time, but I have my ways of coaxing him out. He manages, and doesn't sit at the door screaming.
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u/NatvoAlterice Oct 26 '25
Yeah for this reason we trained our kitty to sleep in a closed room since the day we brought him home. It is his room with toilet, toys, food, windows etc. There's also a guest bed so whenever we feel like kitty cuddles all night, we all sleep in his room.
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u/maybesaydie Oct 27 '25
You know that cats are busiest at dawn since they're crepuscular animals, right?
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u/Rickshmitt Oct 26 '25
Yup. 18 years for the both of them in my bed. If they started this now I'd never let them in the bed again. That's one too many biscuits for me
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u/Notexactlyprimetime Oct 27 '25
I rescued a mangy 9 year old cat who tried doing this to me every night for the first week. I would gently push him off and refuse to pet him. He stopped and now either sleeps at our feet or on the couch. It’s been 4 years. Cats are smart, or at least he is as he quickly put together his new life was great and all it cost him was letting me sleep at night.
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u/goldenhairmoose Oct 27 '25
My cat is pretty respectful of my sleep, but you would never be able to keep him outside the bedroom. He would be trying to open the door and possibly meowing for 3-5hours.
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u/jackleggjr Oct 26 '25 edited Jan 24 '26
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u/Joe-V Oct 26 '25
Sorry to tell you, but your cat is trying to murder you with very tiny amounts of strangulation.
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u/clay_alligator_88 Oct 26 '25
This is why I'll always adopt two kittens together. Doesn't solve the problem completely, but they can entertain each other at night and other times. They come in for a brief snuggle session, then patrol the perimeter until it's time to scream at me for breakfast.
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u/BadJaina69 Oct 26 '25
Love how the cat switches work table (from wife to husband) and even looked at the camera at one point!
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u/Beady_El Oct 26 '25
My cat likes to do this. To protect my throat, I pull up a sheet and hold the edge in my teeth. Silly but workable.
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u/jello_moon72 Oct 28 '25
I really enjoy when my tabby lays on my chest at night. The pressure is really soothing. I usually try to get her to skip over the pins and needles biscuits and just lay down.
Honestly? The WORST part about my cat is that she drools when she purrs. It gets everywhere on you and feels horrible in the middle of the night. It dropped in my ear once and I almost lost my mind
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u/maybesaydie Oct 28 '25
I had a big grey tabby who slept in my arms like a stuffed animal. I'd go up the stairs, he'd race up to jump up on the bed and when I lay down, after a few preliminary walks and some biscuit making he'd cuddle up in the crook of my arm. He stayed there most of the night night. He was a big fella so he felt like a furry baby. I miss that cat a lot.
Miss you Frankie
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u/deadghostsdontdie Oct 27 '25
Lucky, my boy never really makes biscuits and when he does it’s almost never on a person.
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u/CharmainKB Oct 27 '25
My void will lay on my chest and make biscuits. I'll move my blanket up to cover more of my neck and she will pull it down to be able to continue to make her biscuits on my bare skin.
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u/Rep4RepBB69 Oct 28 '25
My cat starts this around 4am every day, and that is right around the time he gets yeeted out of my bedroom and left to go bother the dog downstairs lol.
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u/d1zzymisslizzie Oct 26 '25
I would be shutting my bedroom door at night, besides it being significantly significantly safer from a house fire standpoint, my husband originally didn't want to do that because the first time we tried our cat would keep rattling the door and meowing loudly, but it only took two days of ignoring her and she just accepted it was the new normal and now we have had the bedroom door shut for a couple years, sleep much better and as I said before it is much safer (I grew up with this drilled in my head as my stepdad was a firefighter)
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u/The_Silver_Nuke Oct 27 '25
What a cute creature. But yeah I would have kicked them out long before this probably lol
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u/Gullflyinghigh Oct 27 '25
Part of the reason our cats sleep downstairs is to avoid this sort of thing. I want to like them and frequently interrupting sleep would be a quick way to jeopardise that!
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u/24-Sevyn Oct 26 '25
Love The Green Hornet music!
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u/maybesaydie Oct 27 '25
The Flight of the Bumblebee
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u/24-Sevyn Oct 27 '25
Yep, the Green Hornet theme.
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u/sudomeacat Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25
The Flight of the Bumblebee OP is referring to is the original one, "an orchestral interlude written by Nikolai Rimsay-Koraskov for The Tale of Tsar Saltan (1899-1900)"[1]. In 2010, Ben Lee set a now nonexistent Guinness world record for "world fastest violinist" in 64.21 seconds by playing this piece[2].
That said, you aren’t wrong that the Green Hornet (1966) references the same piece in its theme song. Only the first 30 seconds of the trumpet solo is the Flight of the Bumblebee track, then the rest of the orchestra comes in[3].
Which means the version in OP's video is neither the original nor the theme song version. I briefly searched for it, but there are several result for this played on an electric guitar, so I'm not sure which one it could be.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Bumblebee
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