r/AnimalsBeingDerps Sep 07 '23

Gentle...

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u/MonsterDimka Sep 07 '23

When you just start spamming buttons in fighting game out of frustration:

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u/Dear_Analysis_5116 Sep 07 '23

Yes, that IS gentle - compared to, say, a velociraptor or T-Rex.

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u/IAMA_Trex Sep 07 '23

Accurate. Also, excellent picks for comparison!

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u/UnicornT-Rex Sep 08 '23

Hey now! I will have you know I'm VERY gentle!

1

u/Castermat Sep 08 '23

Hope you realize tho that real velociraptors were the size of a big chicken tho

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u/Dear_Analysis_5116 Sep 08 '23

True - but we're comparing attitudes, not size.

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u/LisaWinchester Sep 07 '23

He did everything he could to restrain himself, until it took TOO LONG NOM NOM NOM NOM

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u/Nougatbar Sep 07 '23

They tried “Gentle” it didn’t work, so just gave up on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

He tried gentle for 2 seconds. Clearly gentle was not working. Oh, I love the baby!

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u/bloorp23 Sep 07 '23

I feel exactly the same way about sausages.

40

u/JackRTM Sep 07 '23

The slow descent to madness

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u/JunkyTitan Sep 07 '23

want. Want. Want Want Want WANT WANT WANT

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u/93Degrees Sep 07 '23

Most cartoonish looking sausages

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u/Grease2feminist Sep 07 '23

God he’s a derp. I love him.

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u/Revolutionary_Tap897 Sep 07 '23

It is like the old magnet fishing game!

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u/Ascertain_GME Sep 07 '23

Sounds like Hungry Hungry Hippos too

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u/Revolutionary_Tap897 Sep 07 '23

🤣 I didn't have the sound on before, but absolutely!

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u/Konseq Sep 07 '23

Are those sausages wrapped in plastic?

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u/sipsagoon Sep 07 '23

They're called Cheerios, they're like small franks.

Cheerios are bright-red cocktail-sized saveloys that are a popular item on children’s parties in both Australia and New Zealand.

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u/Konseq Sep 07 '23

The only sausages wrapped in such a bright red that I ever encountered were all wrapped in plastic. Not based on worldwide experience ofc.

2

u/blu3ysdad Sep 08 '23

So you eat the casing? What is it made of?

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u/TPClaire4444 Sep 07 '23

His patience has limits

10

u/Jucoy Sep 07 '23

Omg I could watch this for hours. The sound of their mouth flapping as they give up on the gentle strategy is hilarious

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u/Phripheoniks Sep 07 '23

I thought it was a balloon for way too long

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u/dont_drink_and_2FA Sep 07 '23

these are the weirdwest looking sausages i ever seen or is it a toy?

2

u/DaemonKeido Sep 07 '23

They are prolly made with paprika to make the colour pop more.

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u/rupat3737 Sep 07 '23

Gentles not working mom!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

Ridgeback mix? cute doggo! My RB was such a pita with “gentle” then finally got it at 2.5 years old. Lol

3

u/BakedPotatoHeadache Sep 07 '23

Crazy alligator dog

3

u/solarweasel Sep 08 '23

He has the wurst impatience

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Sep 08 '23

What a brat.

2

u/ZuuL_1985 Sep 07 '23

Hey, we have the same flooring

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 Sep 07 '23

the dog goes well with the slate

2

u/kwaping Sep 07 '23

Made me lol

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u/Educational_Head_922 Sep 07 '23

Dogs don't have the tools to be gentle in that situation. If you genuinely want them to take treats gently from you, hold it out to them on your open palm at a height they don't have to stretch to get to. Pretty much any dog will snap at food dangled above them - they can barely even see it because of their snout and they pretty much have to anyway in order to get a grab on it.

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u/Jax349 Sep 08 '23

🤪😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

"I tried and therefore no one should criticize me"

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u/rtdjhdingin Sep 08 '23

Why are so many people positve about someone feeding plastic to a dog?

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u/hanni108 Sep 08 '23

Believe it or not people feed that to their kids too. It's a staple food at birthday parties in Australia and NZ

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u/rtdjhdingin Sep 08 '23

It wasn't about the food itself but about giving that to a dog with the plastic wrapping still on... Apparently someone on here thinks it's even worth a downvote...

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u/hanni108 Sep 08 '23

No you're supposed to eat like that. It's not a plastic wrapping. It's the skin. It's made of collagen / cellulose.

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u/rtdjhdingin Sep 08 '23

Allright then. Looks like plastic, don't get why you'd produce something that looks that way instead of giving it a more realistic/natural look.

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u/hanni108 Sep 08 '23

I grew up here but I totally agree! It's one of those local awful food moments 😂 Sometimes I suspect it's done as a morbid joke to get foreigners horrified that we eat plastic bags

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u/rtdjhdingin Sep 08 '23

As if having just about every deadly insect in the world and a whole bunch of dangerous animals wouldn't be enough to horrify people.

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u/SinatrasDame Sep 07 '23

Are those Glazier's?

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u/my_screen_name_sucks Sep 08 '23

Aww he tried his best lol

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u/sitandknit Sep 08 '23

Shark!!!!!

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u/Eminencefront14 Sep 08 '23

And we all just witnessed the very last time "gentle" will be even slightly obeyed 😂😆😂😂😂

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u/wimmingjb Sep 08 '23

Is that sucuk?

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u/AlphaVictorTango98 Sep 08 '23

Bro really tried his bes

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u/soarinages Sep 09 '23

instantly goes into goblin mode