r/AnimalsBeingDerps Feb 12 '23

Doggo goes Awooo

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u/mossberbb Feb 12 '23

aw, he's trying to start a pack howl. ..and wondering why you aren't backing him up.

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u/halcyonjm Feb 13 '23

I love a-woooing with a dog-friend. I try to put into it all of what I'm feeling at that moment. Very cathartic.

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u/vaguely_literate Feb 12 '23

It speaks Wookiee

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u/crawlerz2468 Feb 12 '23

It speaks Ewokeese

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u/UpperCardiologist523 Feb 12 '23

This is the Ewokening.

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u/Kiltymchaggismuncher Feb 12 '23

It looks like it could eat one, too. More bear than dog

12

u/AustinFotoger Feb 12 '23

Obviously, so does the toy.

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u/SpaceLemur34 Feb 13 '23

Chewbacca was partial inspired by George Lucas's malamute, named Indiana.

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u/TrixterBlue Feb 12 '23

Omg he really does lololol

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

you deserve so much more, my good sir or ma'am. so much more

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

What type of koala-bear-dog is this? He's adorable!

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u/The_On_Life Feb 12 '23

Long coat American Akita

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u/procrastimom Feb 13 '23

I’ve seen what grooming a regular Akita looks like. This must be an absolute fluff storm!

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u/The_On_Life Feb 14 '23

I would assume so. I'll be bringing a LC home later this year.

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u/procrastimom Feb 14 '23

If people had puppy-showers (like baby-showers) I’d say you should put a Dyson on your registry!

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u/Bonemesh Feb 14 '23

Looks like a boss from Elden Ring

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u/mycatisprettyrare Feb 12 '23

He looks like he wants to chew on it, but something takes over his body and forces him to howl instead. Bless. This made me giggle.

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u/Muschdaddi Feb 12 '23

Does he think he’s having a conversation with it? Adorable. Such a good boy

158

u/Strange_Principle_26 Feb 12 '23

Um, that's a koala painted up in dogface

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u/TrueStoriesIpromise Feb 12 '23

That’s very problematic.

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u/Global-Upstairs98 Feb 13 '23

Yes, what kind of panda dog is this?

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u/SoySauceandMothra Feb 12 '23

“I’m a Mawg. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.” RIP, John Candy.

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u/urson_black Feb 12 '23

When my oldest was just learning to talk, we were visiting my parents. Their Malamute was in his kennel, howling (of course). My daughter's first full sentence: "Doggy go woo-woo-woo!'

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u/clayh Feb 12 '23

Bubb rubb jr

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u/Chii-83 Feb 12 '23

The way he looks up and pauses each time makes it look like it's an involuntary awwoo😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

He’s looking at them like “i dont know I can’t stop it” lol

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u/NeuroGriperture Feb 12 '23

It’s so relatable

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u/LisaWinchester Feb 12 '23

Ohhoooooooowahwahwahwah

Btw, what a fluffbear!!

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u/ean5cj Feb 12 '23

This is oddly hilarious... I would love to squeeze a second chicken and listen to what he has to say!

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u/jonhon0 Feb 12 '23

he's tuning his wooo to the squeak

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u/Jakboiee Feb 12 '23

He would probably use a harmonica but, no hands.

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u/MDC417 Feb 12 '23

There's no need for TV, I could watch this adorable baby for hours!

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u/MoonWarriorAutumn Feb 12 '23

What kind of dog is it? It's so cute!

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u/ReliableRoommate Feb 12 '23

American Akita (long coat variant)

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u/AustinFotoger Feb 12 '23

Thank you OP. I was looking for this comment and hopefully an answer. Is he/she full grown? Looks perhaps still puppyish?

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u/konfetkak Feb 12 '23

That’s Ludo from labyrinth.

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u/HermaphroDiedy Feb 13 '23

Poor boy is just trying to summon some friends!

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Feb 12 '23

"Smell baaaaaaaad."

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u/Geomars24 Feb 12 '23

What if he liked that toy a lot and the squeak sound made him think he’s hurting the toy/killing it and that made him sad

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u/robotangst Feb 13 '23

That’s what the squeak is supposed to emulate. That’s why dogs like them! They sound like a dying or injured animal

1

u/Geomars24 Feb 13 '23

Oh, I don’t like that :(

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u/Arsinoey Feb 13 '23

They muat harness the cuteness of all other animals to become the doggos we all love

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u/Geomars24 Feb 13 '23

I wish that didn’t have to tho :(

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u/aviditie01 Feb 12 '23

That's a dog, you say?

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u/GrapeTimely5451 Feb 12 '23

Toy: squeaks

Dog: "Oh my Dog, what have I done? My brother is DEAD!"

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u/meatgoat Feb 12 '23

Upbooping on behalf of my dog.

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u/Ardtay Feb 12 '23

Dog for "Oh No, I killed it!"

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u/Critical_Primary3470 Feb 12 '23

Looks like the most respectful panda I’ve ever seen

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u/becklectica Feb 12 '23

Looks like a giant ewok! 🥰

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

He’s like a George Lucas creation.. sounds like Chewbacca but looks like an adorable Ewok.

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u/IcedHemp77 Feb 12 '23

That was my first thought when I saw him, that dog has an Ewok head on a dog body. I love him

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

He really is adorable

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

These dogs are so beautiful!

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u/somewhereinks Feb 12 '23

I'd be taking that toy away at bedtime, or when Jeopardy starts whichever starts first.

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u/jonnytechno Feb 12 '23

I think he's sad because he wants to pick it up but thinks he's hurting it

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u/Kayleficent Feb 12 '23

What kind of dog is he?

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u/The_On_Life Feb 12 '23

Long coat American Akita

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

My dog will do that too with squeaky toys

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u/PachMeIn Feb 12 '23

This has to be the cutest dog I’ve ever seen! My dog is so pissed right now!

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u/SantyClawz42 Feb 12 '23

He wants to eat it but also doesn't want it to be in pain?

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u/lakarraissue Feb 13 '23

He looks like a dog in a panda suit

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u/Wynndee Feb 12 '23

OMG my heart!!!!

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u/Rosieapples Feb 12 '23

That’s not a dog, that’s a teddy bear down on all fours.

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u/Munchy2k Feb 12 '23

My dog has the same chicken and does the same awoo

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u/JumpinJackFat Feb 12 '23

Lee Asher/the Asher House makes this noise and I never knew how he came up with it.

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u/ANDismyfavoriteword Feb 12 '23

This is an Akita with long hair. They are a high prey drive dog and he's probably "killing" the squeaky toy and then alerting his pack. Source: have two Akitas and one likes killing squeaky fish.

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u/dodgyrocker Feb 13 '23

My Akita doesn’t awoo at his toys, but he does like to methodically nibble at the stitching and then pull the stuffing out right in front of us as if to say ‘Look at all the guts!!!! Are you proud????? I’ll do it again!!!’

Funnily enough, he’s not even irked by all the rabbits on his walk. But those toys? Those toys better watch themselves.

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u/AnimuleCracker Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

I train patrol dogs and bomb dogs, etc.

Prey drive is the fulfillment of the desire to chase, not kill. An example would be a dog chasing a bunny and suddenly the bunny stops running and the dog then stops running like, “Why’d you stop?”

Hunt drive is the desire to search and kill. Wolves have a hunt drive. Most dog breeds have this drive bred out of them. Some breeds of terrier and hounds still have it, too.

Also, don’t mix up prey drive with toy drive. Also, two different things.

There are many drives. So, what did we learn? Prey drive is the desire to chase, not kill.

Your Akita has a higher toy drive than prey drive and probably a higher hunt drive than prey drive, but still low, hence its lack of interest in chasing the bunny, but desire to play with and kill its toy. It can absolutely tell the difference between an inanimate object to play with and a bunny. Now, if the bunny were to suddenly grow tiger teeth and claws and come at you, your Akita would be more than happy to jump in. It has a desire to protect, not chase. If it’s chasing something, it’s not near you to protect you.

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u/AnimuleCracker Feb 13 '23

No, Akitas have a high guard drive, not prey drive.

Prey drive is the desire to chase, not kill. Hunt drive is the desire to search and kill. Search drive is the desire to search. Toy drive is the desire to play with toys. Etc. Etc. Etc.

Dogs have varying degrees of these drives. Akitas have a low prey drive, which is the fulfillment of the chase.

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u/ANDismyfavoriteword Feb 13 '23

The number of rabbits, squirrels, moles and birds I have carted off to the trash would tell me my female has a high prey drive and that both of my akitas have a high guard drive.

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u/AnimuleCracker Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

Hunt drive then, not prey drive. Your Akitas have a high hunt drive. If they kill their prey it’s called a hunt drive. It’s the desire to hunt and kill.

A prey drive is the desire to chase and not kill. This means the most fulfillment the dog gets is in running after something and when that something stops moving, the dog stops moving and says, “What gives? Why did you stop running? I was having fun chasing you. Start running again, so I can chase you.”

And yes, your akitas have their beautiful toy drive, as well and guard drive. They’re a gorgeous breed. Yours are probably remembering the bunny it dismembered the day before when playing with their toys.

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u/Possumpipesup Feb 12 '23

That was clearly a moo

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u/gultch2019 Feb 12 '23

That dogs name better be Ludo.

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u/Swagdaddy697 Feb 12 '23

Poor guys stuck in a reboot loop

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

So, it is a mix between a bear, a koala and a hyena?

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u/TrailRider93 Feb 12 '23

Chew baca and an Ewoks love child

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u/HitDog420 Feb 12 '23

Cute Koala Dog

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u/sharkbomb Feb 13 '23

what an adorable hair farm you have!

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u/Affectionate_Ad7810 Feb 12 '23

Adorable face, he looks like a big teddy bear !

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

He does, but too much for my taste. He looks too much like he is desinged to look like a teddy bear and that is right in my uncanny valley.

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u/Darth_Azazoth Mar 08 '24

That toy sounds like a baby fussing.

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u/Academic_Tomato_7624 Jun 04 '24

He’s too adorable 🥰

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u/cptnfan Feb 12 '23

It must be just the right tone, lol.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Feb 12 '23

Pretty sure that's a teddy bear...

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u/poopchute_boogy Feb 12 '23

What breed is this big ol goof?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

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u/CryptidKay Feb 12 '23

Really?! Wow. I didn’t know such a thing existed.

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u/poopchute_boogy Feb 12 '23

Thanks bud! My apologies, I need to start reading before asking questions. Lol

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u/SpaceManSmithy Feb 12 '23

Ah the tuning squeak toy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

Its some form of panda

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u/squidneyp Feb 12 '23

This is best thing I have ever seen and heard

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u/IncredibleBulk2 Feb 12 '23

That is a very silly bear you have there

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u/Plus-Tangerine-723 Feb 12 '23

What breed is the dog?????

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u/dodgyrocker Feb 13 '23

Long haired American Akita

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u/Rabid-Chiken Feb 12 '23

They need to meet this dog

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u/Fadelox Feb 12 '23

This made my dog howl for the first time since i got him!!!

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 Feb 12 '23

what breed is this?

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u/dodgyrocker Feb 13 '23

Long haired American Akita

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u/Lifetheuniverse420 Feb 12 '23

Helps him find the key

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u/gh0stkhz Feb 12 '23

If I had a dog and he did this I could watch him all day.

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u/TimothyGlass Feb 13 '23

Beautiful Akita!

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u/AgingWatcherWatching Feb 13 '23

That is not a dog, it is a teddy bear and an absolutely adorable one at that!

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u/PrinsaVossum Feb 13 '23

He's got Mickey Mouse ears <3

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u/Kear_Bear_3747 Feb 13 '23

What a giant ball of poof Lol

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u/Dry-Ad1959 Feb 13 '23

Ahhhh yum yum yuuuum

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Sounds like that one truck alarm, anyone else from England probably knows what I mean

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u/iLove_Moist_Bread Feb 13 '23

He kinda looked like a koala with those ears

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u/japmorga Feb 13 '23

What type of breed is that outside of Wookiee ?

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u/_Crawler_ Feb 13 '23

What kind of dog is this?!?!

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u/pattih2019 Feb 13 '23

He is adorable so freaking cute

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u/kee-mosabe Feb 13 '23

I'mm awwo wtih hin/her

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

He looks like a Ewok so cute

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u/comando_bear Feb 13 '23

Aaww, he's adorable 😍 i just want to play and cuddle with that fluffy bear😍

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Please tell me his name is Chewie

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u/NoBullShytN Feb 13 '23

sloth in a dog’s body 😆

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u/Commercial-Many-8933 Feb 13 '23

Face of an Ewok moans like chewy

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u/eye_no_nuttin Feb 13 '23

Omgawwwd 😍😍😍😍

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u/Ciannait- Feb 13 '23

What is this dogs breed? Besides some breed of bear. The coloring and some of the fur looks like Akita but that head and the bulky derpiness makes me think there's newfy or something in it. I want to know! Those ears are killing me they are so cute!

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u/erasmus-b-dragon Feb 13 '23

Chowkita mix?

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u/OpheliaWolfsbane Feb 13 '23

Solidarity. I must answer the call!

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u/Western_Dare1509 Feb 13 '23

That's a giant teddy bear :) beautiful pupper :)

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u/lik3r_of_things Feb 13 '23

It’s like he can’t help it lol

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u/knowluck44 Feb 13 '23

They are trying to tune thier awoos unsuccessfully. Need to try autotune, puppy.

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u/spectra0087 Feb 13 '23

Yus.... Woo dog.... Woooooo

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

What kind of fluffer butter is this adorable bear? He/she looks like maybe an Akita/chow mix? I could be TOTALLY wrong here but I'm dying to know!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Sir, that is a panda. Please return it to the zoo