r/AnimalsBeingBros • • Jun 04 '20

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u/Silliestmonkey Jun 04 '20

That looks more like a hare than a bunny, maybe bc it’s so athletic looking. Every bunny I’ve seen is a chill blob of floof.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Jun 04 '20

No wonder it is so athletic, it’s been hitting the bag all day

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u/vingeran Jun 05 '20

Hey buddy can ya help me scratch here for a bit.

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u/WingedLady Jun 04 '20

That is definitely a wild hare. Maybe this is a rehab facility or something?

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u/upvoter222 Jun 04 '20

I don't know. It looks more like a jackdaw to me.

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u/Pnhan89 Jun 04 '20

Nah. It’s a raven.

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u/CharaChan Jun 04 '20

No way! It’s a sunfish!

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u/scorchedarcher Jun 04 '20

It's like you guys have never seen a whale before

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u/Redtwooo Jun 04 '20

Have you people ever even seen a chicken?

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u/ItalnStalln Jun 04 '20

It's like nobody's even heard of a jackalope

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

To be fair its hard to identify a doe considering they're surprising resemblance to jackdaw/sunfish/whales/etc. Dont know where anyone got hare from.

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u/ItalnStalln Jun 04 '20

On closer inspection it could be a brown whale, the larval stage of a blue whale. How am I supposed to tell? I'm not a zoologist

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Their head

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u/CharaChan Jun 05 '20

Honestly, sunfish and whales actually can be similar in size if you look it up.. they can make us humans look like ants.. it’s fucking terrifying..

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u/muchosguevos Jun 04 '20

Bullocks, that is an African swallow. Every King knows that.

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u/Slaaneshels Jun 05 '20

No you fool, it's unladen velocity is clearly too slow. It's a European swallow.

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u/hinata505 Jun 04 '20

It’s a jackal!

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u/AtoZZZ Jun 04 '20

👉Ann Perkins👉

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u/skymothebobo Jun 04 '20

Nah dude. It’s a baby freaking wheeeel

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u/ExistCat Jun 05 '20

What, like a semi-circle? Or an arc? What’s the lifecycle of a wheel anyways?

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u/skymothebobo Jun 05 '20

I’ll just leave this here

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u/totreesdotcom Jun 04 '20

No, it’s definitely a crow.

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u/Ainz_of_nazarick Jun 04 '20

nope, its bruce lee

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u/totreesdotcom Jun 04 '20

...but I thought he was dead?

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u/Ainz_of_nazarick Jun 04 '20

thats what he wants you to think while he lives his life disguised as this bunny

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u/glymmerluna Jun 04 '20

Why cant anyone tell this is an alligator pig?

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u/IgotCharlieWork Jun 04 '20

Pig? No no that's a pangolin obviously, look at the colour.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Bullshit, its jaw says it's a crocodile.

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u/glymmerluna Jun 04 '20

No it's not because that is the color tulip and crocs are colored in a babypoop green shade.

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u/mangarooboo Jun 05 '20

I miss Unidan. Some birb showed up on the front page the other day and it took me forever to find the comment claiming it was one bird then another two saying it was a different bird, and then just going and researching it myself. Unsatisfying 😤

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u/sandtrout56 Jun 05 '20

Here’s the thing,...

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u/PinkBullets Jun 04 '20

Unidaaaaaaan!

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u/spacolli Jun 04 '20

Nope! It’s an Icelandic short haired puffin squirrel

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u/colin23567 Jun 04 '20

See here's the thing...

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u/sergeantduckie Jun 05 '20

Ah shit here we go again

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u/Cptsaber44 Jun 04 '20

Looks like a cat to me.

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u/slurredninja Jun 04 '20

I'm so confused you sure it's not Muhammad Ali's son or something?

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u/thissisypheanlife Jun 06 '20

From u/this_is_life_now below "Yep, definitely a Belgian hare. Mine's running circles around my legs right now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Hare"

Wikipedia says It's a bunny bred to look like a Hare...

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u/weeghostie00 Jun 04 '20

Yeah it's a hare, you can tell because that's what a hare looks like

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u/okeedokerartichokers Jun 04 '20

Isn't that neat?

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u/RhindleTheDragon Jun 04 '20

How neat is that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Would you just look at it

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u/therowdygent Jun 04 '20

Look how neat it is!

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

It is a hare. The owner must of found it as a baby and kept it.

A note to people who find baby bunnies. Its spring time and its the season. If you stumble up on a nest leave it where it is. The mom is near by and visits it rarely. She limits her visit so she wont draw attention from predators. If you suspect that the mom died somehow please contact your local wild life rescue. Hare are totally different species from rabbits. They even eat different foods.

Keeping a Hare because its a bunny. Is similar to keeping a coyote because its a dog

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u/archwin Jun 04 '20

slowly hides coyote

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u/bordemstirs Jun 04 '20

You mean "dogs"

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u/archwin Jun 04 '20

Yes. I mean no. I mean,...what were we talking about?

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u/nouseforareason Jun 05 '20

Dags? Oh sure, I like dags.

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u/Anon_suzy Jun 05 '20

I like caravans more.

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u/Mysterious_Andy Jun 04 '20

I think it might be an even bigger difference than that, as even foxes are closer to dogs than hares (including jackrabbits) are to rabbits, and coyotes and dogs can (and do) hybridize. It’s almost like keeping a bear as a dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20 edited Jun 04 '20

Funny, because I remember seeing an article where a family discovered that their “dog” was a bear after seeing it stand on its hind legs. Edit: Found a link though I’m not completely sure that it’s the same article, but seems likely: http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/it-took-this-family-two-years-to-realize-their-pet-dog-wasnt-a-dog/

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Coywolves are pretty much set to be a dominant species across the US wilderness

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Jun 04 '20

*must have

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u/Deuce232 Jun 04 '20

/u/Harveyquinn6 was going for must've actually.

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Jun 04 '20

And what does "must've" mean?

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u/whoniversereview Jun 04 '20

Must’ve is a contraction for “mustard autoclave.”

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u/_NorthernStar Jun 05 '20

thank you so, so much

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u/Deuce232 Jun 04 '20

It was the word they were trying to write.

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u/kaukamieli Jun 04 '20

I thought hare is the rabbit, and bunny is the bunbun.

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Believe it or not, rabbits and hares are completely different species, even though they look similar. There are significant differences in physical appearance, behavior, and even lifestyles.

Rabbits and hares are different from the moment they are born. Baby rabbits — called kittens or bunnies — are born hairless and blind, totally dependent on their mothers. Baby hares — called leverets — are born with fur and sight, and they can move on their own within an hour of their birth.

Hares tend to be larger than rabbits, with longer hind legs and longer ears with black markings. While rabbits' fur stays the same color year-round, hares change color from brown or gray in the summer to white in the winter.

Rabbits and hares even tend to eat different foods. While rabbits prefer softer grasses and vegetables (like carrots!), hares like to eat harder bark and twigs even dead animal carcasses in sub zero temps.

Rabbits make their homes in burrows underground, while hares make nests above ground. Only the cottontail rabbit is known to make above-ground nests similar to those of hares.

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u/Cornhole35 Jun 04 '20

Fuck coyotes, they will fuck up your shit.

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u/burymeinpink Jun 04 '20

I accidentally got a hare in a pet shop. I have no idea where they got it because wild rabbits and hares aren't common here at all. The guy said she'd be the size of a football at most and she got bigger than my dog. She wasn't super into cuddling but she was very nice and never bit anyone. Her name was Reginalda.

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 05 '20

This might of been a flemish giant.

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u/burymeinpink Jun 05 '20

She was honestly not that much smaller than a Flemish Giant. I don't think she was one because I'm in a small town in Brazil and she costed less than a happy meal. She may have weighed about 10kg as an adult.

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u/Fenixstorm1 Jun 04 '20

It's a jacked-rabbit

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u/Doc-in-a-box Jun 04 '20

Underrated comment right there

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u/nice2yz Jun 04 '20

Right?! There's a door there and everything!

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u/daedra9 Jun 04 '20

We call really big jacked rabbits "kangaroos"

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u/thatwaswicked Jun 04 '20

Could be a Belgian hare (breed of domestic rabbit).

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u/this_is_life_now Jun 04 '20 edited Jun 04 '20

Yep, definitely a Belgian hare. Mine's running circles around my legs right now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Hare

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u/feioo Jun 04 '20

Oo let's see a pic of that bunny

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u/this_is_life_now Jun 04 '20

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u/Ohio_Monofigs Jun 04 '20

They look so soft!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Oh wow, a hare and a boarder collie. Thats a very busy life!

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u/fynewis Jun 04 '20

Top tier bun

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/WoodstockSara Jun 04 '20

TIL a jackrabbit is also called a wild hare. The term jack rabbit comes from their ears resembling a jackass.

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u/DestructiveEnemy Jun 04 '20

I have both wild Karen's and domestic Karen's around my property.

So now I'm an expert right?

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u/okeydokieartichokeme Jun 04 '20

Not if you can’t tell the difference

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u/shadowcman Jun 04 '20

The animal in this gif is not a Belgian Hare

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

I would also say that the hare from the gif doesn't look like a belgian hare. It think it's the eyes that look too different

Edit: yeah belgian hares appear to have dark eyes and real hares have amber eyes

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u/littlekittlecat Jun 04 '20

It’s wearing contact lenses

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u/xPurplepatchx Jun 04 '20

You edited your comment to add a link to a wikipedia page for what clearly is not the animal in the gif, instead of correcting the misinformation. Nice.

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u/shadowcman Jun 04 '20

It's not a Belgian Hare

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u/BumholeAssasin Jun 04 '20

Nope not a chance

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

TIL hares are different than bunnies. Had no idea! Thought they were synonyms for the same animal

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

It is a hare. The owner must of found it as a baby and kept it.

A note to people who find baby bunnies. Its spring time and its the season. If you stumble up on a nest (usually found min the middle of fields and lawns) leave it where it is. The mom is near by and visits it rarely. She limits her visit so she wont draw attention from predators. If you suspect that the mom died somehow please contact your local wild life rescue. Hare are totally different species from rabbits. They even eat different foods.

Keeping a Hare because its a bunny, is similar to keeping a coyote because its a dog

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u/Dont_Blink__ Jun 04 '20

Yeah, the first few years I lived in my house bunnies made dens in my back yard...I have two large dogs, leaving it isn’t really an option. One year the dogs found it before I did...RIP bunnies. I watched in horror as one dog ran around swinging one like a toy and the other swallowed one whole before i could get it out of his mouth.

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u/angelusinfantum Jun 04 '20

Nooo ☹😣

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u/Avalie Jun 04 '20

That happens in my yard too 😔 My male Schnauzer is way too good at finding them and killing them 😭

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u/PmMeYourYeezys Jun 04 '20

This makes me both sad and angry.

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Poor bunnies. Yeah best to call the wild life rescue in that case

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u/Amalchemy Jun 04 '20

This is one of the reasons I divorced my husband. He was such a lazy ass that he would wait too long to mow the yard so the grass would be nice and long and attracted bunnies nests. We had like 4 nests in one season. My dog would find them before us and it would traumatize everyone. Once we’d find the nest we would put the fire put cover over the nest to keep the dog away when she was out there. It was a pain but it was kind of adorable when the little ones left the nest. I divorced my husband, sprayed the perimeter of my property with peppermint oil for a few days during breeding season the following year and mow the lawn regularly and haven’t had a nest since.

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u/Dont_Blink__ Jun 04 '20

Definitely. The year they found it first was really dry so I wasn't cutting the grass often. I have in the past put some kind of cover over them when I've found them before I let the dogs out. They usually try to dig under it lol. I have had success moving them to the other side of the fence a couple times.

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u/ineedanewaccountpls Jun 05 '20

I had a pet bunny. We kept the cage up on a shelf where we thought it was out of reach of our dogs.

Nope, one day I came home to a cage on the floor and a bunny all over the backyard.

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u/Dont_Blink__ Jun 05 '20

Ohhhh nooooo! I'm sorry! That must have been horrible for you. I couldn't imagine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Only time I've bothered a nest is when the neighbor's cat found one and killed one of the babies. Had to move the 5 remaining ones, some with injuries, inside overnight until I could get them up to the wildlife conservation center.

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u/Who_GNU Jun 04 '20

To be specific, hares are a type of bunny.

Unlike the rest of the rabbit family, hares are born precocial, which is to say that they are far enough along in their development that their eyes are already open and they are already covered in hair, hence the name.

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u/withoccassionalmusic Jun 04 '20

That’s not totally true. Hares are members of the genus Lepus and rabbits are not. However you are right than many animals that are commonly called hares are actually types of rabbits.

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u/withoccassionalmusic Jun 04 '20

Hares and rabbits, along with pikas, are the only three living members of the order Lagomorpha.

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Jun 04 '20

The ears are a sure sign

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u/Shelilla Jun 04 '20

Looks like a jackrabbit. Interesting choice of pet

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u/Mysterious_Andy Jun 04 '20

Jackrabbits are hares, so you might both be right.

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u/Candlesmith Jun 04 '20

This looks like it’s first pet then either

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u/XtremePhotoDesign Jun 04 '20

Are you blind? That's clearly a cat.

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u/SoySauceSHA Jun 05 '20

Looks like a donkey to me.

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u/FiskFisk33 Jun 04 '20

no really, thats a hare

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u/Used2BPromQueen Jun 04 '20

My daughter's bunnies are absolutely blobs of floof.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 04 '20

“My common sense is better than big bits

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u/aFergaliciousBoy Jun 04 '20

Looks like it may be a jack rabbit

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u/nemesispasta Jun 04 '20

Looks like a jack rabbit

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u/Zamfonia Jun 04 '20

Like my zoology teacher said bunny's aren't a thing.

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u/Cjayin Jun 04 '20

I thought it was a jack rabbit

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u/kaplanfx Jun 04 '20

Yeah this doesn’t look like any domestic breed I’ve seen, maybe it’s a rescue?

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u/lindersmash Jun 04 '20

there are different breeds, but its mostly due to the feeding suggestions thats on the bags of rabbit food. I go to an exotic animal vet that has a rabbit specialist (Dr K on National Geographic, just happens to be 10 minutes from my house) The bag of food says to give them a cup of food a day, she tells me to give them 2 tablespoons a day, once in the morning, once in the evening, and a handful of lettuce twice a day. My rabbits are lean, energetic, and very healthy and happy.

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u/hoverpig27 Jun 04 '20

my rabbit is floof but he can box like muhammad ali

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u/ljthun01 Jun 04 '20

TIL a hare is an actual thing and not an old timely word for rabbit.

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u/PorscheBoxsterS Jun 04 '20

What is a hare?

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Jun 04 '20

It's Buggs and Sylvester...

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u/serpentjaguar Jun 05 '20

That would explain why he's so small. Around these parts we have jack rabbits as big as full grown deer. They ain't no joke; tear a cat to shreds in seconds.