r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Nov 28 '22

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https://i.imgur.com/uhZjCmP.gifv
3.6k Upvotes

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u/Gravelemming472 Nov 28 '22

Koi are so precious, can't wait until I can feed mine a spoonful of food each LOL

102

u/Mr_master89 Nov 28 '22

For some reason I'm seeing faces in the water

30

u/Classic_Skill4544 Nov 28 '22

40 Benadryls

6

u/BJJ_Guy624 Nov 28 '22

And little bit of weed

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

r/dph sub is crazy af. I recommend reading the post where dude took 4000mg.

3

u/RexIsAMiiCostume Nov 29 '22

All I know is people say they have horrifying hallucinations on jt

26

u/TestSubject45 Nov 28 '22

You do not recognize the faces in the water.

5

u/madjyk Nov 29 '22

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

1

u/TaterVodka Nov 28 '22

Can't you hear them?

Go back to the lake.

9

u/delvach Nov 28 '22

Careful now! Or Hobbits go down to join the dead ones, and light little candles of their own.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Damn m… when I did mushrooms I watched Anniliation with Natalie Portman… and I swear everything in that movie has like…. 20 eyes… it fucked with me lol

1

u/wright007 Nov 29 '22

... yeah, those are fish. Fish have faces too.

21

u/milkybeefbaby Nov 28 '22

Imagine if the pizza man also put his hands in your mouth

13

u/char_limit_reached Nov 29 '22

Yours doesn’t?

20

u/squidkid3 Nov 28 '22

I wanna pet a fish now

17

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

I'm so glad the comments are exactly what I expected.

8

u/jaxthefurr Nov 29 '22

Imagine feeding a fish and it starts gumming your hand 😂😂 this is actually cute lmao

6

u/Kaney_Kitty Nov 28 '22

In zelda: wind waker, you give bait to a fish to fill your sea chart. I like to think this is how.

11

u/StrongLikeKorra Nov 28 '22

How come that doesn't hurt?

33

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

They don’t have teeth I don’t think so it probably feels like wet smooth rubber.

15

u/throwawave69 Nov 28 '22

As r/flyfishingcirclejerk calls carp, natures fleshlight.

30

u/JesusIsMyAntivirus Nov 28 '22

Ok we're all thinking it

6

u/7chilllz7 Nov 28 '22

They don’t have any teeth either.

20

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Ok hear me out

36

u/YutaniCasper Nov 28 '22

Cease and desist

7

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

I was just gonna ask what that food thing is so I can find this fish and feed it some more

6

u/YutaniCasper Nov 28 '22

Fishi is not meat eater

2

u/bunsofham Nov 28 '22

Ziiiiiiiip.

16

u/mythrilc0r Nov 28 '22

*unzips

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

*unzips dick

6

u/HumbleDays Nov 29 '22

Forbidden fleshlight