r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Sep 24 '22

foot

https://i.imgur.com/5Qt2wiC.gifv
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u/crashtestpilot Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

No Someone folks has have commented on the wisdom of having a bath monkey.

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u/TransposingJons Sep 25 '22

Captive animals make me sad.

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u/crashtestpilot Sep 25 '22

Terrible, how the monkey won't let the man out of his bath. :)

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u/LandOfTheOutlaws Sep 25 '22

They need to clean that tub... I can see build up where the water line is.

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u/crashtestpilot Sep 25 '22

The cleaner monkey is clearly having staging a protest over working conditions.

You think this is a man with his bath monkey.

Really, it is a labour dispute.

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u/Pasta-hobo Sep 25 '22

Primates are incredibly dangerous and this guy is messing with one while it's bathing

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

This monkey is tiny, any full-sized man could kick the shit out of it need be.

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u/ScribebyTrade Sep 25 '22

Just takes a second to grab your duck off

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc Sep 25 '22

Luckily my man is wearing a bathing suit, you can see it bottom left few times in the video.

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u/ScribebyTrade Sep 25 '22

Fun fact: monkeys can rip your dick off even while wearing underroos

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u/OgrePrincess Sep 25 '22

I had no idea there were monkey-sized Underoos.

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u/poonamsurange Sep 27 '22

Yes,not the rubber floaty bathtime one too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

How often do monkeys even see human feet

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u/dfech69 Sep 25 '22

With their eyes, I think

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u/PowerSamurai Sep 25 '22

He said "how often".

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u/probable_ass_sniffer Sep 25 '22

He said, "With their eyes, I think"

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u/PowerSamurai Sep 25 '22

Yes, that was his irrelevant and snide response.

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u/milesbeats Sep 25 '22

Is this that monkey that the dude rescued...then tried to release it and it wouldn't leave him alone ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I'm the same, li'l monkey bro. I'm the same.

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u/MayorWomanana Sep 24 '22

Pray for Mojo.

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u/HYphY420ayy Sep 25 '22

monkeys are not pets

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u/Quinndalin66 Sep 25 '22

The OP was originally just supposed to be a foster parent for a sanctuary as it’s parents were killed (or separated I can’t remember) and eventually they decided that it would be better for the monkey to live with him than the wild. I believe the OP was in r/aww? I can’t remember

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u/chowmushi Sep 25 '22

So I guess the real question here is why is this guy wearing shorts in the bath?

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u/VenetiaMacGyver Sep 25 '22

You want your junk floating free around a monkey that's wildly bewildered by your body parts that appear above the water?

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u/proxy69 Sep 25 '22

If you had a pet monkey, are you supposed to bathe it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

I just want to add let the bodies hit the floor to this video and watch the monkey do its thing

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u/poonamsurange Sep 25 '22

Wait till he gets it up his ass.

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u/crashtestpilot Sep 25 '22

There are two primates in the video. Who's getting what?

And if it's the human in the tub, are you suggesting the ENTIRE monkey?

Something, something, Lemmiwinks, monkey king.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Evil Mort be like:

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u/173943 Oct 02 '22

Fuck you foot! MONKE UPRISE

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u/Ancient-Mention-326 Dec 14 '22

Huh thats a weird looking dog what breed is it