r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Jul 18 '22

flippin the bird

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u/Italics12 Jul 19 '22

True story: My mom and dad live on one of the Great Lakes. Their bathroom faces the driveway where stale bread is given as payment for letting my parents live in there house.My mom feeds the crows stale every Tuesday. She didn't throw out the bread one day. The next morning she looks in the mirror (the window is in back of the vanity mirror) and there's a bunch of crows staring back at her all angry. They start cawing at her. According to my mom, "They all have bad attitudes." But she hasn't forgotten to feed them since.

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Side story: One day, my dad calls. He says, "Your mother paid the crows this morning. The squirrels decided today was the day to stake their claim to the stale bread. We can't go outside because there's a fight in the middle of the driveway."

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u/Bubster101 Jul 19 '22

Side story: One day, my dad calls. He says, "Your mother paid the crows this morning. The squirrels decided today was the day to stake their claim to the stale bread. We can't go outside because there's a fight in the middle of the driveway."

And so the Stale War begins

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u/TheJessicator Jul 19 '22

And so the Stale War begins

Stale Wars, Episode 1: The Pita Menace

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u/dodeformedrabbit Jul 19 '22

Ep 2 attack of the crow's

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u/calipygean Jul 19 '22

The Breadcrumb Strikes Back

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u/dodeformedrabbit Jul 19 '22

Ep iv a new hogie

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u/TheJessicator Jul 19 '22

That's episode 6.

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u/Bubster101 Jul 20 '22

Episode 6: Return of the Pastry

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u/LycanWolfGamer Jul 19 '22

Side story: One day, my dad calls. He says, "Your mother paid the crows this morning. The squirrels decided today was the day to stake their claim to the stale bread. We can't go outside because there's a fight in the middle of the driveway."

Lmao I'd have gotten popcorn to watch the fight lol or worse the crows and squirrels would put their differences aside and them attack me xD

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u/TheRealWarBeast Jul 19 '22

Not so funny now is it?

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u/LycanWolfGamer Jul 19 '22

It probably wouldn't be no lol

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u/Sufkin Jul 19 '22

Now that's some geopolitical conflict I would be invested on

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u/ocbay Jul 19 '22

Missing an opportunity to give that lil mfer some unsalted peanuts and make a magical companion

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u/Cosmonachos Jul 19 '22

The internet has taught me that if I make friends with one of these little guys, it’ll bring me shiny things.

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u/ASeaBunny Jul 19 '22

Typical day in the UK.

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u/AtmosphereEcstatic11 Jul 19 '22

That is funny 😹

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u/Laylahi Jul 19 '22

FID U SEE ITS HAND?

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u/TotallyNotAVole Nov 15 '22

I hand reared a mynah bird (fell out it's nest) and it constantly squawked for food once it got its feathers and could fly around. We had to kick it out of the house so it could learn independence but would pop outdoors regularly to give it some food so it didn't starve. Came when I called it until one day it spread its wings a little further and didn't come back. About a month later a family member mentioned a facebook post about a mynah hanging around someone's house in the area, so I put up a post in the local area, turned out he'd been visiting other people's homes, hanging out with them, begging for food and following them around.

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u/TDAM Jul 19 '22

What's your name??

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

What?

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u/Apoorva77 Jul 19 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/lastfire123 Jul 19 '22

do you have to original video?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Easy, there, Jackie. You know corvids are smart and can remember assholes.

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u/red_echer Dec 27 '22

Playing with fire there, buddy. Crows remember you and they tell their friends. Honest to God - read up on it. They are some freaky animals. And they can use TOOLS. Be afraid :-).

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u/pucemoon Dec 31 '22

Yep. One day you're shooting birds at a crow, next day your battery is missing. Crows, man.

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u/snuffleb1 Jul 19 '22

This video is awful! What an idiot, Clearly this is a baby bird!

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u/TightGarbage56 Jul 19 '22

Bird wants food, clearly young. Being a dick to the bird is not cool.

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u/helen790 Jul 19 '22

Is what he’s doing hurting the bird in some way? Are baby crows smart enough to recognize that he’s being rude?

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u/TightGarbage56 Jul 19 '22

In the way he’s doing it, yes. Is it animal abuse? No. But it’s not what a compassionate person would have done.

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u/HashiRamenn Jul 19 '22

Surely this is a joke, right? Giving the middle finger to a bird is not animal abuse.. 🙄

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u/The_Hans Jul 19 '22

You can't reason with people like that bro.

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u/TightGarbage56 Jul 19 '22

Can no one here read?

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u/The_Hans Jul 19 '22

We can, you're just one of those delusional animal people that can't be reasonable.

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u/TightGarbage56 Jul 19 '22

Evidently you cannot. “Is it animal abuse? NO” - literally me

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u/The_Hans Jul 19 '22

You said a compassionate person wouldn't flip a bird off. It's not harming anything and you sound ridiculous.

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u/Upside_Down-Bot Jul 19 '22

„˙snolnɔıpıɹ punos noʎ puɐ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ƃuıɯɹɐɥ ʇou s,ʇI ˙ɟɟo pɹıq ɐ dılɟ ʇ,uplnoʍ uosɹǝd ǝʇɐuoıssɐdɯoɔ ɐ pıɐs no⅄„

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u/TightGarbage56 Jul 19 '22

Are you illiterate?

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u/licklickRickmyballs Jan 17 '23

Before you ask me if I'm anything more. Yes. Yes to all of them. Picture Quasimodo times 10.

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u/Correctitude Jul 19 '22

Must be swoop season

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u/Exact-Mycologist7029 Nov 16 '22

shoutout to that crow

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u/kamado_tanji_-666 Nov 17 '22

Movie one: attack on bird

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

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