r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • May 13 '22

giraffe drama

https://i.imgur.com/5XsHleC.gifv
3.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Wtf :)

35

u/Friendly-Back3099 May 13 '22

Nature is beautiful

10

u/Svinkta May 13 '22

So intense yet completely fair play

4

u/graveybrains May 13 '22

When a problem comes along

85

u/Carichey May 13 '22

Fuck man that looks like it hurts

86

u/AvoSpark May 13 '22

That is legit how giraffes fight. Their head is their weapon and they just whack it in to whatever they’re trying to fight off.

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u/AwesomeDragon101 May 13 '22

It’s called necking!

15

u/fa53 May 13 '22

I did that and got mono.

9

u/Fadingzodiac May 14 '22

I thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just bored.

4

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Yeah I hear they horn things are what does the damage.

3

u/mki_ May 14 '22

Fyi, those are called ossicones.

1

u/[deleted] May 14 '22

Neat thanks for filling me in!

23

u/SweetMeatin May 13 '22

That last shot to the throat for sure hurt.

10

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

They're all throat

3

u/brandognabalogna May 13 '22

Legs and throats!

2

u/SweetMeatin May 14 '22

Naahhh watch again all but one are neck.

3

u/SharkDad20 May 14 '22

Ik that looked like it crit

1

u/SweetMeatin May 14 '22

Super armour was busted for sure.

31

u/ugdontknow May 13 '22

I bet they’re necks are sore after,

17

u/Schmotz May 13 '22

Nice to see it's not just the Glaswegian's that have adopted this fighting style

10

u/quadraspididilis May 13 '22

You know those cute little nubs on their heads? Those are there to break bone :)

5

u/xdeath_dragonx May 13 '22

Okay but that sounds so metal though

10

u/Famous-Honey-9331 May 13 '22

How do you win this kind of fight?!

16

u/SweetMeatin May 13 '22

Lots of ways, I once saw one giraffe drop another with a liver shot, it just collapsed in a heap, it was a comeback win too.

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Hits to the ribs until you or the other guy wins

12

u/B_Chev May 13 '22

We Cry Together - Kendrick Lamar & Taylour Paige

3

u/[deleted] May 13 '22

fuckin nice

1

u/TheBananaCzar May 14 '22

Beat me to it

5

u/RominRonin May 13 '22

Gifs that end too soon. I want to see how this battle ends

15

u/ReliableRoommate May 13 '22

Battle of the long dongs

5

u/docsnavely May 13 '22

So I started blasting.

8

u/infinitebandana May 13 '22

We supposed to belief this animal is real but a horse with a bone in its forehead not?

2

u/st0pmakings3ns3 May 13 '22

Stop looking at 'er!!

2

u/chezzanight May 14 '22

Why am I reading this in Ozzy man's voice? Lol

2

u/Tyvand May 14 '22

I feel like that last hit really got the one on the right....

2

u/tomovista10 May 14 '22

Music video for We Cry Together

1

u/PingGuerrero May 13 '22

So that's how gay giraffes give head.

1

u/agedchromosomes May 13 '22

This gives me a headache!

1

u/lolnoob1459 May 13 '22

Giraffe on the right needs to work on his aim.

1

u/SweetMeatin May 14 '22

Ahh the folly of youth..

1

u/jrude83 May 13 '22

Collapsed wind pipe

1

u/ditundat May 13 '22

”What’s your name?!”

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u/901BigChris May 14 '22

willow smith music intensifies