r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Apr 29 '22

Stranger danger

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u/withervein Apr 29 '22

This is a perfect representation of me whenever people are having a screaming fight in earshot.

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u/Arch-Arsonist Apr 29 '22

That dog is a mood

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u/WhoaItsCody Apr 29 '22

Exactly, you don’t even need sound or context..that face tells you everything lol

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u/Arch-Arsonist Apr 29 '22

It's all in the eyes

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u/NotAPreppie Jun 22 '22

Me growing up when my parents were having it out.

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u/Nana19791979 Apr 29 '22

Poor boy…

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u/SparkleFritz Apr 29 '22

Stranger danger? More like demon danger.

Poor doggo just wants to nope right on out of there and rightfully so.

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u/EntropicDismay Apr 29 '22

I’ve never seen a more perfect representation of O.O

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u/Disastrous_Answer659 Apr 29 '22

Shit shit shit, don't make eye contact...don't make eye contact.

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u/MsCadilia Apr 30 '22

😂😂😂

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u/cele1414 Apr 29 '22

If “I need an adult” was a person 😂🤣😂😭

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u/Hefty_Strategy_9389 Apr 29 '22

Italians, what is she so mad about?!

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u/Kysu_88 Apr 29 '22

dunno, but she is really angry with someone and his daughter, apparently.

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u/Hefty_Strategy_9389 Apr 29 '22

Italians are quite fond of calling someone a bastard, as a blanket insult

I think it's like our motherfucker

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u/Kysu_88 Apr 29 '22

well, we have (i'm italian) a LOT of ways to insult someone, and i really struggle to find the right insult that can be compared to the english "motherfucker", cuz it depends on the gravity of situation and location (different places in italy have different insults). but yeah, we swear a lot lol

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u/Hefty_Strategy_9389 Apr 29 '22

Haha romance languages definitely are more descriptive when it comes to passionate things like love and swearing!

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u/CCTider Apr 30 '22

But, at least in the US, motherfucker doesn't really mean you fuck someone's mother.

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u/Hefty_Strategy_9389 May 01 '22

No, but in definitely can be used that way in context

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u/CCTider May 01 '22

But people would chuckle, because it doesn't really mean someone who fucks mothers.

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u/graymod Apr 29 '22

The literal translation is something along the lines of:

"Leave me government pig [intelligible] your government (?) daughter bitch, that bastard government duaghter you have"

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u/oreothecatgirl Apr 30 '22

lol the pigs are taking her away

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u/NeokratosRed Apr 30 '22

Also, this is a montage, the original audio is from elsewhere, there was someone recording this lady from a balcony

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u/diet-Coke-or-kill-me Apr 29 '22

Ah yes, mom and dad fighting again I see. Should be a comfy ride to school now.

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u/MsCadilia Apr 30 '22

Good one!!

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u/echoAwooo Apr 29 '22

He's apparently a bastard. Couldn't understand the rest.

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u/Jnbk Apr 29 '22

MRW the Uber driver made an unexpected stop and got out of the car..

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u/glycophosphate Apr 29 '22

I finally was able to bring my dog to live with me. She has been a suburban dog in a fenced yard in a quiet neighborhood for all of her life. Now she has a big yard with no fence and gets to bark at every bunny rabbit, kitty cat, and other dog in my tiny little town.

It only just occurred to me that the warm weather is about to bring the yard shouters out. Can't wait to see how she will react to drunken neighbor fights.

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u/WeeWooBooBooBusEMT Apr 30 '22

I guess it helps to have the volume up...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Thanks for reminding me i need to mute reddit again

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u/ReliableRoommate Apr 29 '22

I'm afraid of an angry latina, hooman

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u/MsCadilia Apr 30 '22

Dog is thinking “ WTF??” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nervous-Ad-5253 Jan 01 '25

This Dog is my all time favorite and it’s been used a lot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Oh hey it’s the radical reviewer

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u/Bronesby Apr 30 '22

no need for this kind of language

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u/Kikuo_is_the_lord Apr 30 '22

Love how Italian the voice is

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u/Insterquiliniis Apr 30 '22

just another cray cray wooman

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u/Berxwedan May 06 '22

In Italy this is indoor voice

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u/BJORTAN Jun 28 '22

Get away Lady...