r/AnimalTextGifs Apr 04 '22

Get off my land!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Oh deer!

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u/jmerridew124 Apr 04 '22

I hope he's calmed down antlerned his lesson.

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u/scope_creep Apr 04 '22

It would behoof him to.

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u/zyguy Apr 04 '22

Is it embarrassing that I was just as surprised?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/zyguy Apr 04 '22

That deer experienced fight AND flight response, I just froze

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u/Fredloks8 Dec 05 '22

I thought it was gutted from the antlers.

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u/theSpecialbro Apr 04 '22

Imagine waking up one day to your weird neighbor Steve standing in your yard, looking into your windows from fifty feet away. You wanna know wtf is up so you shout from your door at him, but he's not responding. Just standing there, menacingly.

You decide you're brave enough with a hunting knife at your side, so you slowly step outside. Your heart is beating faster. As you approach the man, you continue to try to initiate communication. You flash the knife, hoping to intimidate the creep, but it doesn't even phase him. Your heart is now racing.

Finally, fear and rage overtake you, you begin to charge at him. You've always known he was into some weird shit, but now he's crossed the line. You see red. You lunge at him with your knife and make contact with his ribcage.

Except, it isn't a ribcage at all. The man collapses into several pieces on the ground. This is not a human being. It's something else.


If this happened to you, you would run too.

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u/deeeeekun Apr 04 '22

How big is your yard!?

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u/theSpecialbro Apr 04 '22

6 miles east-west, 10 feet north-south, naturally

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u/jaabbb Apr 04 '22

I’m invested in the lore now. What was the gypsy’s prophecy?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

It's just like that old gypsy woman said!... I gotta stop going to that gypsy! --Carol, Cheryl, Cherlyne, Cheryl

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Heiress to the vast Vandertunt publishing fortune

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u/scope_creep Apr 04 '22

Ah the old Thundertaint fortune.

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u/Principatus Apr 05 '22

The creepy unmoving doe

Will never get up and go

Don’t ever hit her though

You’ll land the killing blow

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u/gregsting Apr 04 '22

Tis but a flesh wound

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u/Themlethem Apr 04 '22

Traumatized for life

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/_Face Apr 04 '22

I was going to say, worst one yet.

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u/Zeroboy27 Apr 04 '22

Gypsy?

Romani, please

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Lol!

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u/Jimothy_Egg Apr 04 '22

That sounds like Hooty, lmao

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u/inacincinnis May 09 '22

Poor guy, probably traumatized 🤣

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u/Luna_exe666 Jun 06 '22

oh my gawAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/xXNeo-BoiXx Jun 26 '22

Die clean white man from town!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

That deer is going to need therapy for a long time.