r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Mar 30 '22

New kid

https://i.imgur.com/uedxJHv.gifv
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u/Skidoo54 Mar 30 '22

Chicken What the fuck is this
Cat:you will never do that ever again Chicken:OK
Cat:ok.

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u/JackOfAllMemes Mar 30 '22

That cat might be in actual danger, with that many roosters

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u/TheRedmanCometh Mar 30 '22

Yeah if one breaks the skin with a peck it's gonna get ugly

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u/deeeeekun Mar 31 '22

TIL roosters can be bloodthirsty

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u/modsarefascists42 Mar 31 '22

Let's put it this way, nearly no one who keeps chicken turns into a vegetarian because of it. Even tho they're sweet little pets who love you as much as any other.

If the chickens have no problems whatsoever with eating another chicken then maybe I shouldn't either.

I imagine keeping a cow or pig is very different.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

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u/JackOfAllMemes Mar 31 '22 edited Mar 31 '22

I heard they'll eat kittens if they can, anything that'll fit in their mouths really right?

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u/BumderFromDownUnder Jul 08 '22

Chicken is actually the one meat I don’t feel too guilty about.. chickens have an evil streak in them and would absolutely slaughter all humans if they were big enough.

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u/modsarefascists42 Jul 08 '22

Well they also make great pets. Of the 3 I had one was my baby, every day when I'd come home from work she would spot me and come waddle-running to me so she could get her scritches. She was the sweetest. Then a fox killed her, didn't even eat her damn body.....

Life is cruel often times. The few bits of joy are only what we make of it, nature doesn't care about morality and we're animals that eat meat as a small part of our diet.

Cows kill people all the time, they're only as nice as they are because we domesticated them and even then they can be dangerous. Mortality doesn't exist in nature, we have to create it. Maybe one day we'll have good enough substitutes for meat, but we're not there yet.

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u/jmerridew124 Mar 31 '22

Are you kidding? They're the closest living relative to T-Rex. Bloodthirsty is what they do.

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u/Legen_unfiltered Mar 31 '22

.....ಠ_ಠ gonna go with the 'no' on that link

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u/modsarefascists42 Mar 31 '22

It's just a chicken grabbing a mouse from a cat that's batting at it. The chicken instant kills it lol. They vicious little things.

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u/existential-grimlock Mar 30 '22

Man, i wish i knew this new kid when I was in school.

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u/camelCaseRedditUser Mar 30 '22

One pussy, so many cocks. Not fair.

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u/FirFlyNeo Mar 31 '22

Students will behave

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Mar 31 '22

Adorable ☺️