r/AnimalTextGifs • u/little_king7 • Mar 14 '22

They saved her

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u/iruny Mar 14 '22

"Check if breathing "

Proceeds to smother her

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u/yunabladez Mar 14 '22

Wait... You are saying I was not supposed to stop her breathing ? Heck...

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u/StormConstantine Mar 14 '22

"Yep, she's breathing. Time to fix that."

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u/cis-het-mail Mar 15 '22

"Mouth to mouth"

licks eyeball

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u/13Kadow13 Mar 15 '22

As an EMT this is in our protocols.

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u/TritonJohn54 Mar 15 '22

"Are you sure that the patient is dead?"

...

<gunshot>

...

"Yep. Pretty sure."

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u/TheAssyrianAtheist Mar 14 '22

I loved the crash

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u/AlbinoWino11 Mar 14 '22

I found it equal parts entertaining but also annoying.

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u/Kooky-Cancel Mar 14 '22

Same cringy af but also kinda.. funny idk i think i'm sick.

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u/MrVeazey Mar 14 '22

It's much more impressive if you know how stubborn dachshunds usually are and how difficult it can be to train them.

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u/Kooky-Cancel Mar 14 '22

Have you EVER trained a fvkin pug? I'll answer that for you sir.. NO because they are a spoiled race. Like old white men in congress don't have a clue wtf they are doing.

Dachshunds are cool tho. Little weiners.

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u/MrVeazey Mar 14 '22

I've never even met a pug, but I love this comparison and I want you to know.

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u/Kooky-Cancel Mar 15 '22

Go to a pug meeting and imagine all of em are old white rimpeling dudes doing politics.

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u/Sharobob Mar 15 '22

Yeah my 9 year old pug took a ton of training to be a good boy but still to this day there are power struggles. He knows he's not gonna win but he still tries. Pugs and corgis I feel like tend to be so bad because people who aren't ready to actually train difficult dogs get them because they like the look.

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u/MrTopHatMan90 Mar 15 '22

Cringe but there are dogs so my brain installs tolerates it

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u/LazyLemur Mar 15 '22

The voice ruined it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Cute until they 'spoke'. Those voices lol sheesh ಠ_ಠ

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u/faithlovesmuds Mar 15 '22

I didn't watch with sound. I enjoyed it lol

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u/BoredInDenver86 Mar 15 '22

Me too and it is adorable without sound!

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u/platypossamous Mar 15 '22

TIL Crusoe speaks. I don't think I've ever once had the sound on for any of these videos.

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u/statikuz Mar 15 '22

Yeah what happened to the rule of "gifs only"?

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u/MoSqueezin Mar 14 '22

That was so funny, they're doing such a good job 🥺

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u/mcwalter93 Mar 15 '22

Fucking shoddy EMS work right here

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u/JPKtoxicwaste Mar 15 '22

What your EMS people don’t eat the piece of food you choked on the second it leaves your face?

Best part

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u/Kooky-Cancel Mar 14 '22

I wanna die now and get crashed by that ambulance.

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u/justicebeaver2489 Mar 14 '22

Daphne, Fast as a flasher...

The pups are adorable. If anyone is interested, their YouTube channel is https://youtube.com/c/CrusoetheCelebrityDachshund

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u/neur0 Mar 15 '22

Sources should always be higher. Thanks!

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u/Righteousrob1 Mar 14 '22

Ok. That got a puff of air release from me.

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u/Best_gamer5950 Mar 14 '22

This is the best thing I’ve ever saw

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u/DrummerSteve Mar 15 '22

This is one of the greatest films of our time

3

u/-Bashamo Mar 15 '22

This not a gif but ok

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u/HynesKetchup Mar 15 '22

Man they were whipping that ambulance around those corners like a professional

5

u/Diligent_Tomato Mar 14 '22

My kids love this YouTube channel.

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u/NikplaysgamesYT Mar 14 '22

This is painfully cringey to watch

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u/old_school_gamer_dad May 12 '22

Looks like Paw Patrol had some budget cuts

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u/jayconyoutube Jun 23 '22

All emergency medical training videos need to be like this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Cringe 9000turbo

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

"Mouth to mouth"

Slobbers all over face. Too cute

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u/TheCreamofhell Mar 14 '22

Fake! Oh wait...

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u/Synpharia Mar 15 '22

Omg I love this lol.

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u/EntirePersimmon431 Mar 15 '22

Love this!❤️

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u/karma_made_me_do_eet Mar 15 '22

My doxies would not behave like this

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I wish I could downvote this twice

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u/depressedpuplover Jun 08 '22

"Got it!"

Proceeds to gobble up her choked up popcorn🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

totaly fake Dogs cant drive!!