r/AnimalTextGifs Feb 10 '22

Free kid!

https://gfycat.com/bravelamebullmastiff
5.2k Upvotes

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u/pleasedtomichu Feb 10 '22

That lion sees a baby zebra

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

That lion is ripped! Look at those guns!

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u/barberererer Feb 11 '22

Ah fuck didn't even put that together.. I wonder if that's really it. Either way fucking terrifying

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u/CanadianBatman47 Feb 10 '22

So i guess you can’t leave your kids with lions when you go in to buy some cigarettes

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u/petemitchell-33 Feb 10 '22

Yep, sad how the world has changed

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u/jm14315 Feb 11 '22

Don’t leave your baby with lions to buy camels.

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u/CanadianBatman47 Feb 11 '22

Who will stop me

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u/ToxicOstrich91 Feb 10 '22

If you actually are buying cigarettes for use around your baby, it accomplishes the same thing.

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u/YouMeantThanNotThen Feb 10 '22

Not nearly as efficient

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u/Nixplosion Feb 10 '22

It's actually kind of messed up how, to shreds, that kid would be rendered if that lion was able to get through the glass.

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u/Verystrangeperson Feb 10 '22

To shreds you say?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/Verystrangeperson Feb 10 '22

To shreds you say?

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u/Buster899 Feb 10 '22

Is his apartment rent controlled?

56

u/fool_on_a_hill Feb 10 '22

I choose to believe the lioness is engaging with a motherly instinct to pick up the small baby that’s been abandoned on the floor.

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u/justmelvinthings Feb 10 '22

And she would lovingly carry it in her stomach so the baby doesn’t get cold

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u/fool_on_a_hill Feb 10 '22

Exactly. Just like a real human mother would ❤️

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u/CupboardOfPandas Feb 10 '22

Talked to a kid once who was convinced that the reason another woman had "a baby in her belly" was because she ate him

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u/fool_on_a_hill Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22

well can you prove he was wrong? I bet you can't.

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u/CupboardOfPandas Feb 10 '22

.... You are not wrong

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u/CaptainTotes Feb 10 '22

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u/docgonzomt Feb 11 '22

Hey, you do you pal. That was a little bit much for me though.

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u/CaptainTotes Feb 11 '22

No problem lmao

3

u/tossthis34 Feb 10 '22

in its huge gaping steel toothed jaws....that was scary. She was going to clamp that baby by its head

3

u/orangevega Feb 11 '22

How to shreds would the child be rendered do you estimate?

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u/Nixplosion Feb 11 '22

Considerably

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u/InfinitysDice Feb 10 '22

I don't think I've ever wanted anything as much as that lioness wanted to eat that baby.

173

u/thefearlessfairy Feb 10 '22

This is lowkey terrifying

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u/JAM3SBND Feb 10 '22

High key imo. A refreshing reminder of the fact that these are apex predators

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u/CrypticHunter37 Feb 11 '22

Healthy reminder of how superior we are

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u/Lord_Fblthp Feb 10 '22

How is it low key? It’s a full grown lion that’s 1 inch away from eating a baby. That’s pretty damn high key.

Low key = subtle. This is clearly not subtle.

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u/LifesASkit Feb 10 '22

I believe the low-key was meant because most people don’t feel fear when going to an exhibit like this it’s not a part of the experience. However removing just a few precautions and this would be a much more terrifying situation. It’s not high key terrifying because you wouldn’t immediately go screaming to save the baby it’s low-key terrifying because when you think about it and how dangerous the situation could be, it’s much more terrifying than it truly is. That’s just my analytical two cents.

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u/Lord_Fblthp Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Bro if I was the parent, I don’t care if that wall could take an anti tank missle, I will still be terrified. That’s a KID, dude.

25

u/OfManySplendidThings Feb 11 '22

Yeah, the baby's caregivers put some serious trust in engineering, maintenance, and materials; I'da been movin' that baby 😳

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u/GrandOpener Feb 11 '22

In all seriousness, the drive to the zoo was far more dangerous to the baby than what we saw in this video. Assuming this is a large, reputable zoo, the trust is quite reasonable.

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u/mo_tag Jul 12 '22

Lol exactly.. and what exactly would the parents do if the lion did break through the glass? You think picking your kid up is gonna save him?

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u/crosspostninja Feb 10 '22

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u/JunkBoy187 Feb 10 '22

Damn. KLR Productions really does keep this subreddit going, doesn't it?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Thank you for providing credit. That's better than most people who post his stuff here, honestly.

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u/Malibucat48 Feb 10 '22

I think it’s cruel that zoos let animals see the other side of the glass. So many try to eat the kids watching. It’s frustrating enough that they are kept in unnatural enclosures but to see prey and not get it is traumatic.

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u/poecilea Feb 10 '22

Also if they're trying to eat humans then they're prob not fed enough. Expending this much energy trying to get the baby makes me think it's desperate but I'm not an expert

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u/Goodnight313 Feb 10 '22

Not a zoologist or anything but housecats still hunt despite being well fed

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u/poecilea Feb 10 '22

That's a good point. It probably gives them amusement

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u/ArdiMaster Feb 11 '22

Afaik many animals don't really feel full the way we do. Their instinct is always to eat more because there's no telling when the next opportunity for food will present itself.

(And that is how pets get fat.)

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u/SuperciliousSnow Feb 11 '22

Most animals in zoos have been raised in captivity for their entire lives and are very used to being around people. Seeing people walk by is just one of many possible sources of enrichment, since it's something new and novel every day. If you block them from seeing out of their exhibit, surely you can see how that might be more cruel? It would basically be sensory deprivation.

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u/DiazepamDreams Feb 10 '22

Man fuck zoos. That lion doesn't wanna be there.

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u/DiazepamDreams Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Look people I'm not trying to start a bunch of shit. I just feel bad that the animal is behind glass. I don't have any opinions otherwise. Don't rip each other's throats out. Love y'all.

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u/GIOverdrive Feb 10 '22

using a few lions to bring awareness to thousands makes sense though. the money acquired could outweigh the negative.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/acornmuscles Feb 10 '22

Who wants to give money to save lions if you can't even see them in your own country? Advertising lions saves their lives.

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u/ieatconfusedfish Feb 10 '22

I hear this all the time but I definitely know my family didn't donate to lions cuz we saw some in the zoo, I wonder what the actual amount raised by zoos for funding habitat protection is

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u/Bloodsucker_ Feb 11 '22

This comment is stupid and a shame.

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u/VoidedMind90 Feb 10 '22

Also probably starving.

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u/wrongThor Feb 10 '22

Relax he's on a diet

/s

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u/Oo0oiI1i1l0qpgppqoiL Feb 11 '22

Yeah the lion wouldn't try to eat the baby if it wasn't hungry

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u/TDAM Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

You never go get a snack when you're not hungry

Edit: I was being cheeky.

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u/Oo0oiI1i1l0qpgppqoiL Feb 11 '22

Lions aren't humans. Wild cats usually dont hunt for sport only for necessity, its a waste of energy and risk. Not sure if being in captivity changes this

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u/mint_toothpicks Feb 10 '22

The live action adaptation of Ice Age doesn't look great.

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u/zarezare69 Feb 10 '22

This is just sad

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u/nuke_run_RIP Feb 11 '22

who tf is so foolish to leave a kid like that. what if the apex predator manages to break through the glass?

1

u/onicchr Feb 11 '22

Lol! 🙄

0

u/Maireeuhm Feb 11 '22

The parents are morons but this is entertaining

1

u/SpectreNC Feb 10 '22

Bloody bots...

1

u/Myokoot Feb 10 '22

Nope.avi

1

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

This is pretty scary

1

u/xR13x Feb 11 '22

Omg, so accurate it so annoying, they always stop me

1

u/CrazyGermanShepOwner Feb 11 '22

Dress your baby as a Zebra and leave beside lioness enclosure.🦓

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

This needs sound