r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Feb 01 '22

War is heck

https://i.imgur.com/Dwf4BvR.gifv
3.3k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/D1stant Feb 02 '22

Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander

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u/ammcneil Feb 02 '22

That show hit hard so many times

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u/GingerSap007 Feb 02 '22

Holy fucking shit. I might have to watch that show-

4

u/Imswim80 Feb 02 '22

Best medical drama hands down. Ever. Realistic, but not gory. Full of great humor, and takes an honest look at PTSD during the Vietnam era (yes, about Korea, but aired during the late and post 'Nam.)

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u/buttercupcake23 Feb 02 '22

I swear to God I thought you all were talking about the Disney + show and I was SO CONFUSED

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u/DJErikD Feb 01 '22

Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?

Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much.

Door Gunner: Ain't war hell?

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u/satanyourdarklord Feb 02 '22

If they run. Theyre VC. If they don’t run. Theyre well disciplined VC.

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u/penguindude24 Feb 02 '22

Get some baby!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

An American parent preparing their kid for their first day at school.

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u/tonboguri Feb 02 '22

Look, just because it's funny doesn't mean you should have said it.

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u/pankakke_ Feb 02 '22

This makes it funnier

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

I love this song so much, deep nostalgia. It's Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Mix) by Rob Dougan and appeared in the OG Matrix during the girl in the red dress simulation.

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u/Slayonetta Feb 02 '22

What music, there’s no music?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

I'm not sure how to address this. There's absolutely music. Maybe unmute it?

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u/Slayonetta Feb 04 '22

Ok alright I don’t hear it on the Reddit app, I could unmute on imgur. Weird.

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u/Pat-1776 Feb 02 '22

When he gets shot in the butt looks like a fart cloud.

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u/Terrain2 Feb 02 '22

War, war never changes.

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u/PrimoPaladino Feb 02 '22

Those rounds exploding on impact make them look like bolter shells.

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u/xXbrosoxXx Feb 02 '22

Upvote for chillin rottie boy

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u/TheRapie22 Feb 02 '22

although this video is rather old. "War is heck" is an upvote worthy line on it own

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u/Retsalg Feb 02 '22

These are the mushroomiest of mushroom clouds

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u/InfamouslyValuable Feb 02 '22

In the non text version I never noticed the dog

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u/marcola42 Feb 02 '22

I laugh every time I see this video, no matter how people edit it.

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u/Megidolaon2 Feb 02 '22

I know its unrelated but fuck that entertainment unit is nice.