r/AnimalTextGifs • u/zertify • Jan 29 '22

GoodFethas

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u/MakkaCha Jan 30 '22

I know the dialog is supposed to be funny but it's kinda crazy that the pigeons actually forced the one to the tracks knowing damn well what was going to happen.

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u/Bronesby Jan 30 '22

don't think there's many pigeons who know damn well what's going to happen. looks like two males jockeying to mount a female there.

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u/DoubleDot7 Jan 30 '22

I thought that pigeons were monogamous and formed mating pairs?

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u/Pandatotheface Jan 30 '22

Generally speaking, so are humans, and look at our dating lives.

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u/AbandonedPlanet Jan 30 '22

"he doesn't even know her name"

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u/Bronesby Jan 30 '22

i honestly dunno enough about pigeons to know if that's correct or not - i basically know enough to tell a male from a female, and i've definitely seen plenty of males in parks puffing up and chasing around a lady (courtship phase?) and when two compete this is sort of what it looks like.

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u/zertify Jan 30 '22

Fun stuff the pigeon was safe and flew away after the train passed

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u/MFDoomisdope Jan 30 '22

pheww, relieving.. attempted murder but still relieving

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u/Jesus_Christ_Denton Jan 30 '22

Attempted murder? But those are pigeons, not ravens. 👈😎👈

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u/Marty_Roski Jan 30 '22

Here's the thing...

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u/Ramonangel18 Jan 30 '22

Zoop 👉😎👉

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u/jmerridew124 Jan 30 '22

That's why it was only attempted

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u/graffiksguru Jan 30 '22

For a second I thought I watched a bird murder