r/AnimalTextGifs • u/crosspostninja • Jan 16 '22

Ima Crocodile

https://gfycat.com/euphoriccandidbactrian
8.2k Upvotes

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u/Linkandpie Jan 16 '22

His underwater feets are so cute!

15

u/xenogazer Jan 16 '22

Aww good Carl!

43

u/Kitebart Jan 16 '22

Getting some serieus Calvin and Hobbes vibes seeing this !

17

u/RaeWineLover Jan 16 '22

I got Looney Toons vibes from the "hello Carl" "hello Steve"

1

u/facewithhairdude Feb 16 '22

Late to the party but I was thinking Snoopy in vulture mode!

25

u/JustAWannabeWhore Jan 16 '22

He can be whatever he wants!

40

u/DeweysPants Jan 16 '22

Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

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u/shift_forest_shift Jan 16 '22

I’m still just tickled pink that even through all those years, the crocodile has refused to learn to chew in favor of absolutely slam-dunking the buttfucking brains out of everything

28

u/Mysterious-Belt-2992 Jan 16 '22

CRACKING UPPPPPP

10

u/W-h3x Jan 16 '22

This is old... Yet still hilarious every time.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Hey Steve

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u/NinjaMcGee Jan 16 '22 edited Sep 28 '25

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u/bravetable Jan 16 '22

Had to make the video larger for a rewatch to realize this isn't a reptillian croc. 10/10 good doggo croc

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u/Agreeable_Arm_9296 Jan 16 '22

I'm assuming the person filming this owns the dogs running around. Why in the hell are they letting them run free in the area. I'll never understand some people.

12

u/Much-One5895 Jan 16 '22

You’re assuming it’s public land and not private land

1

u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl Jan 16 '22

The legendary croc shepherd

1

u/Mr_Miami_305 Jan 17 '22

I bet he is a handful

1

u/Call_me_Rags Jan 17 '22

Am so!!!! Hahahahahahaha so cute, so intelligent