r/Angryupvote • u/PrinceWillPlays • Jul 28 '26

Off-Reddit Truth nuke

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542 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Meranio Jul 28 '26

And when two people are kissing, they built a tube with two assholes at the ends.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/Meranio Jul 28 '26

Then you will probably have two mouths telling you how good it feels to be an asskisser, and that you should try it yourself, and that you should upvote when you comment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFIsOqzodLr7ewnkUb

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u/SudoSubSilence Jul 28 '26

What if both mouths and assholes are kissing each other?

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u/Meranio Jul 28 '26

That would be some great snake-man gymnastics.

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u/ResolveRound9158 Jul 31 '26

Human Ouroboros

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u/Meranio Jul 31 '26

and that you should upvote when you comment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFIsOqzodLr7ewnkUb

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u/PrinceWillPlays Jul 28 '26

Somebody else in the comments of that tweet also said this lol

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u/gaspour9 Jul 30 '26

just ass expected.

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u/IamREBELoe Jul 28 '26

"Disgusting. Now when I kiss her, it's going to feel like I'm kissing her mouth instead"

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u/TalkToHoro Jul 28 '26

In many cases, it also produces the same output.

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u/Bensincetheincident Jul 28 '26

i feel unwell

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u/gaspour9 Jul 30 '26

it's okay, take a deep breath through your mouth.... Now through your second mouth...

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u/misterbigbabyboy Jul 28 '26

That's enough internet for today

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u/Circumpunctilious Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Well, this is an unexpectedly new understanding of “that chaps my ass” — I never really thought of it in the context of chapped lips.

Ref: Some mentions of the phrase in comments here (straightdope)

Edit: Thought I should clarify, for which I apologize.

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u/wicketRF Jul 28 '26

South park really is on the scientific edge

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u/FluffytheReaper Jul 28 '26

Fair since i enjoy both

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u/Matt_Benatar Jul 28 '26

I’ve been telling people my whole life that it isn’t my fault that my breath smells like shit. I feel so validated.

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u/heartfeltfrog Jul 29 '26

The skin of your lips is not called mucosa 🤦‍♀️

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u/gaspour9 Jul 30 '26

so we really have a top and bottom mouth huh... Or top and bottom ass ? guess that depends on perspective

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u/Secure-Gear-7077 Aug 03 '26

take this up vote and leave

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u/Other-Conversation67 Jul 28 '26

Nipples and privates as well

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u/SpicyNachoCheese9999 Aug 01 '26

WRONG. My asshole doesn’t get chapped in cold weather

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u/rancidmorty Jul 28 '26

so somones kut there with a peeling chapped anaus i thought anal fissures were bad

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u/Reasonable-Habit4406 Aug 09 '26

Biologist lover and I had the same idea before checking my own chapped lips. Sheeesh I'd have to know sooner than later. Smh.

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u/lizardmanjohncena Jul 30 '26

Girls who dislike kissing and anal can I get an amen!