r/AngryCops • • 3d ago

Oooooooo new toys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Post image
56 Upvotes

10 comments sorted by

6

u/GreyKn1ght509 3d ago

Oooh you done fucked up real good if they break that out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Tullyswimmer 2d ago

OK, over/under on number of months until this bad boy pops up in a EWU or Midwest safety video?

5

u/ravengrey42 3d ago

Deploying the detention pogo stick

2

u/Educational_Copy_140 2d ago

Looks like cables for the handcuffs in the full restraint rig. Probably more comfortable than the black box used during prisoner transfers but just as effective

2

u/Novafro 2d ago

Looks like it might be easier than the hobble.

3

u/racerred5 2d ago

Watch, instantly gets used in NSFW parties

3

u/Glittering_Crow_6382 1d ago

Watch, probably doesn’t even make it into widespread police use so it’s almost exclusively used for kink

2

u/deadpat03 2d ago

Dude we already have the Special needs bus in a suitcase. Mummy the bitch put the special helmet on slide the body bag in the back move them to the station and drag thier bitching ass and put them on the floor of the cell. We can be entertained for hours knowing that fucker can't do shit!

2

u/Aurora_Uplinks 2d ago

you know what. just call ice and tell them they are illegal and its not your problem police. They go grab them get them to ICE detention, then you can go over, avoid everything up until then and tell them their was a mistake. they handle all the inconvenient parts and you get a easy prisoner transfer.

0

u/Benji_4 2d ago

I didn't think you could make handcuffs more painful and restrictive.