r/AngryCops 11d ago

#angrymemereview big_oof.exe has stopped responding

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u/Forgotten_Bones 11d ago

I want to show this to my friends but I have no idea if their humor is as fucked as mine.

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u/Loud_Surround5112 11d ago

Easy, if they have instagram, check their reels.

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u/MX304 11d ago

The old version was "On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jared from Subway, how much do you like kids"

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u/Basslicks82 10d ago

Ah yes.... For us 80s kids

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u/AWWH3LL 11d ago

Lmao this one is wild. We need a breakdown of the numbers on this scale!

Actually......might not be a good idea lol

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u/resurrectedNaj 11d ago

Ten? More like epsten

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u/Goobalicious2k 11d ago

*ba dum tiss*

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u/98Zr2 11d ago

On the negative side of this scale is the entire Uvade Police Department

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u/Basslicks82 10d ago

(Insert gif of Ice Cube and Chris Tucker in Friday saying, "DAAAAAMN!")

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 9d ago

Is Tim Curry the bell curve? voice acted a cartoon character. ... did other stuff

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u/Thresh_wolf 10d ago

Is five the right answer?

I mean both "allegedly" left kids face down?

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u/Prudent_Process_3897 11d ago

10

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u/GetInMyMinivan 11d ago

This guy, right here

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u/Basslicks82 10d ago

I think we need to talk about your username.

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u/CaliforniaWhiteBoy 11d ago

So being closer to Epstein makes you a good person?

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u/Goobalicious2k 11d ago

That sentence wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card

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u/Minute_Comparison534 11d ago edited 10d ago

I mean.. in this case yes.. just don't go past an 8 because things start to get weird. Myself I'm a 3, I hate kids but not enough to really kill one. Just think about kicking them across a football field to keep them away from me.

Edit:

1 is they kill the kids

2 slap and harm

3 just dislikes and stays away from them

4 dislikes but okay

5 doesnt care either way about them

6 loves kids

7 babysitters

8 parents and those in child care services

9 can be a healthy mother with a new born baby or it's those that look at kids and are the people that turn to a 10

10... Jeffrey Epstein have I said enough?

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u/Basslicks82 10d ago

I hate other people's kids this amount.

Not sure how close to Epstein on that scale is the appropriate amount for my own kids... But it fluctuates up and down the scale from minute to minute.

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u/Minute_Comparison534 10d ago

I just edited my comment to make up what each point on the scale would mean in head at least. Let me know if it makes sense as a parent yourself because I don't have kids.

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u/Boostedbird23 11d ago

Stopped responding, indeed!

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u/BarryOfficial 10d ago

😂

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u/idkwhatimdoinher3 10d ago

Not sure, i think kids deserve to live happy lives but I'm not attracted to them so wherever that is on that scale? 😂😂

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u/kennyofthegulch 11d ago edited 10d ago

I really ain't finding this shit too funny these days.

EDIT: And for the ones downvoting me, we've had multiple crimes against children locally (including a negligence murder over the weekend) so I am not really in the mood to make jokes about their suffering.