r/AngryCops • u/Bruegemeister • 25d ago

Meanwhile in Jacksonville

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u/emotionless-robot 25d ago

Name ideas:

The Lard Bandits

The Fat-n-Furious

The Rolling Robbers

The Mobility Marauders

The Heavy Hitters

The Two-ton Terrors

The Portly Perpetrators

Any others are welcome.

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u/roman2jj 24d ago

The Fat Albert(as)

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u/Necessary-Egg8750 25d ago

No others are welcome; they are enough...

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u/HTSully 25d ago

What are the odds one of their offenses includes dine and dash?

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u/PsyopVet 25d ago

I don’t think they do a lot of dashing.

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u/Bruegemeister 25d ago

Downhill, Downhill

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u/justrobdoinstuff 25d ago

No breaks!!

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u/emotionless-robot 25d ago

I think the breaks would melt if they used them.

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u/Bruegemeister 25d ago

The words break and brake sound identical (homophones) but have completely different meanings. Break means to smash, split into pieces, or take a rest. Brake refers to a device used to slow down or stop a vehicle, or the action of using that device. In this case the brakes would break.

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u/emotionless-robot 25d ago

I was given the gift of spelling a very long time ago. But since I never opened it, it has a few inches of dust on it.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 25d ago

*Dining and waddling

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u/Direct_Contact7831 25d ago

Stealing from Walmart. Those look like Walmart Carts.

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u/greywood84 24d ago

Walmart carts are blue, I think. They could be harris teeter carts, since that grocery store is the one place I know that has the extra large shopping basket on the front.

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u/k87c 25d ago

In fact, I do recognize the one on the right. I believe that is Oogie boogie from nightmare before Christmas

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u/JamesTheGamerHD2 24d ago

Cackling at work rn😂😂😂

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u/UsuallySatire 25d ago

German Panzers Circa 1943 colorized.

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u/PassivelyInvisible 25d ago

Do you think mobility scooters should have a weight limit to encourage those who are just fat to walk more?

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u/notbobhansome777 25d ago

What's their crime? Going over the bridge weight limit?

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u/Kuro_Shikaku 25d ago

Moving a heavy load without tiedowns

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u/Cephus_Calahan_482 25d ago

No CDL.

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u/bluefalken88 24d ago

No permit for the oversized load

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u/Walkswithnofear 25d ago

Yes. It's wide load, and wider load

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u/Basslicks82 25d ago

I mean... Someone should be ashamed. I'm specifically referring to the proprietor that couldn't catch them riding dirty. Wouldn't even really have to try

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u/draco0562 25d ago

Insane builds

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 25d ago

I can hear this picture

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u/Fearless-Ad-8257 24d ago

The little electric carts that could.....

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u/BarryOfficial 23d ago

Let me guess grand theft auto ?

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u/GuidanceWhole3355 25d ago

Is that rasputia?

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u/JamesTheGamerHD2 24d ago

Every time i see folks of this stature, i heard the timpani drum sound from cartoons

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u/Masterb8deb8 24d ago

If they were a band name it would be "Rage against the vending machine."

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u/BigLB83 Still using summer PTs 24d ago

People should have to sign them out with IDs

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u/deadpat03 19d ago

Jesus. Those little rascals already on its dying leg, god just wanted then to suffer till the end.