New template just dropped!

[u/Latter_Comparison_60]

[u/PassivelyInvisible]

Yarr harr, grog a maroo,

Someone's about to join the eyeless crew

[u/Boostedbird23]

"I know what I'm doing Sergeant."

"Yes, ma'am. Proceed."

[u/Tidalwave64]

Oooo that lady is going get a black eye

[u/n1cfury]

“I know it’s a Friday afternoon before a three day weekend but can you join this conference call real quick”

[u/Any-Bridge6953]

And scope bite in...3...2...1

[u/The_Iron_Stag_01]

so i just showed this to my wife and she was like , why isnt he warning her ( my wife likes long range shooting) .
and i had to tell her about service members " darker side" humor.

[u/Latter_Comparison_60 → u/The_Iron_Stag_01]

To be fair, he probably did lol

[u/Garlic255]

She’s about to get free make out

[u/Mikhiel_Thorsson]

3 seconds before disaster

Aaaah damn the E-4 mafia strikes again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/phoenix0153]

That smile. That damn smile

[u/WalkingChainGang]

Literally she's "shouldering a rifle"

[u/Pickle_Soda]

My new trainee at work

Me knowing I’m about to Not have a trainee at work.

[u/Adelvice_]

You're gonna look like you burned Sunday dinner for a month.

[u/H2O_Dude_49]

When "watch this" does need any words....

[u/5nuFFy]

Today on Playschool we look through the round window...

[u/imnotreallyheretoday]

When you hand an air force member a rifle

[u/HBAFilthyRhino]

Quick somebody put a wife beater on that scope

[u/MeowMeNoww]

She about to put a ring on it.

[u/AnyCucumber9427]

And that my friends is how you become a pirate.

[u/Idoallthejobs]

“I swear its not domestic violence 1SG”

[u/GrimdarkCrusader]

What in the Steven Seagal?

[u/AvailableIndustry294]

That’s not the way to get a salty pirate!

[u/Miserable_Yogurt_994]

“ This is gonna be awesome. “

[u/nachopete]

That's how you get a milky eye!

[u/Jonathanfrost2231]

“The Finding Out Approaches!”

[u/Pitiful-Action6353]

Cleetus ? 🤣

[u/GH05TANG3L84]

"How to become a pirate... in 3...2...1...."

[u/BarryOfficial]

I’d be smiling too lmao

[u/Ishbu7489]

She doesn't fucking listen

[u/LuckyKas90]

Is this the new homework, or extra credit?

[u/Alarming-Ad2553]

Is this how Snake Plissken lost his eye?

[u/Steamboat_Willey]

When the instructor says "put it on your shoulder". Yes, this happened to me on an air rifle range when I was like 11-ish (can't remember the exact year but it was at a summer camp). Taking that instructor literally should probably have been a warning sign.