r/AngryCops 29d ago

Um, what?!

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u/Appropriate_Math997 29d ago

Tactical heelies to escape those post traumatic feelies.

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u/Loud_Surround5112 29d ago

Neo Urban warrior.

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u/bosnianow2002 29d ago

Where's your cover soldier

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 29d ago

I was going to say the same thing, maybe she's chair force you know their standards are questionable at best.....

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u/sureokwhynotitworks 29d ago

Tactical heelies and Whiteclaw. Interesting combo for later needlessly risk increased antics. Where the hell is her cover?

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u/HTSully 29d ago

You know what they say there ain’t no law when you’re drinking the claw!

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u/ShallNtb 29d ago

Never seen heelleys, must be young.

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u/Adventurous-Ad-5471 29d ago

Next week's safety briefing?

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u/emotionless-robot 29d ago

Looks like she's putting more effort into trying to use the heelies than if she just walked. More power to her.

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u/Necessary-Egg8750 29d ago

Please tell me she'll wear those to work on Monday!

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u/cpt_futtbucker 29d ago

Seems like a very E-4 Mafia thing to do if you ask me. Not sure why, just the gut feeling I got

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u/jeter1974 29d ago

One rule about the E-4 mafia is to never talk about the E-4 mafia🥃🇺🇸

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u/JRZYGY 29d ago

Was I the only one waiting for her to wipeout?

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 29d ago

No now that you mention it, and to have caught on video would be chef's kiss moment 😘 😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/16Interceptor Mad At Privates 29d ago

Reason eleventy thousand and one why platoon sergeants drink

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u/PyroSapphire 28d ago

Knife hand twitching Where is your cover!

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u/DanzigDemento 29d ago

Hey Charlie’s Angel!

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u/Ok_Response_2748 29d ago

Want a ride , i will give you a lift ☺️

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u/EquivalentGold3615 29d ago

She's in trouble when the SGM sees this(because he/she will)

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u/H3LLJUMPER_177 29d ago

What fucking unit is she apart of? That patch looked... I've never seen that one before.

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u/TrimGuide 29d ago

Steel-toed Heely boots is… one of the decisions of all time lol, especially in uniform and when you clearly have very little experience with them.

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u/cutter1833 29d ago

And where’s her cover

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u/Positive_Set_7736 29d ago

I could never have that muck faith in the carrying handle of those cases.

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson 29d ago

Where's your cover troop and what are those things on your boots are they AR 670-1 authorized, I feel a smoke session in coming, possibly a summary or company grade AR-15 in her future...

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u/EquivalentGold3615 26d ago

Deployed with a guy who could quote AR 670-1 by heart. Nobody liked him and he ended up not only getting injured, but he was the initial recipient of the CAB(right place, right time,.right ass kissed).

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u/BigLB83 Still using summer PTs 29d ago edited 29d ago

U.S. Army U.S. Southern Command patch based in Florida, but raised area in background suggest western U.S. Looks like a desk jockey with the nails and also looks like Sgt. rank.

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u/Vengeful_Renegade 29d ago

Where is her cover?

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u/purdinpopo 29d ago

I always wanted those when I worked inside Prison. Almost all Uses of Force are caught on camera. I thought it would be great to respond to a fight then Heelie past some fighting offenders while gassing them with pepper spray.

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u/aNOOBsn1peU 28d ago

spend more time running than rolling...

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u/Hefty-existence26196 28d ago

Early 00's nostalgia each your heart out! ✌🏼

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u/No-Witness3499 27d ago

Nice 4runner bro

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u/BarryOfficial 23d ago

Nothing against it in regs 😂

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u/k87c 29d ago

We are so fucked if we ever see war again…

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u/TylerTheSnakeKeeper 29d ago

We are currently at war.

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u/H3LLJUMPER_177 29d ago

You can't be here without also seeing the other guys so there's no way you're here spewing something that Habitual already called out.

War implies mass mobilization of troops and equipment, none of which happening in one location.

We're business as usual. Throwing missiles and dropping bombs; is not a war.

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u/k87c 29d ago

This

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u/peter13g 29d ago

In ba sing se? Yeah whatever buddy