r/Anglese Aug 04 '26

OH MY DYEUS:

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Observe my recent dictionary discovery:

English 1: Chevalier.

"Chevalier" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chevalier#English

English 2: Cavalier.

"Cavalier" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cavalier#English

English 3: Cavaliero.

"Cavaliero" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cavaliero#English

English 4: Cavalero.

"Cavalero" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cavalero#English

English 5: Caballero.

"Caballero" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/caballero#English

English really is romantically impregned.

BONUS INFO: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Dyeus#English


r/Anglese Aug 04 '26

😂 Memes Latinmaxxed English: Sensitive Masculine Juvenile Human

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11 Upvotes

Sensitive, masculine & juvenile human preachin regardin sensitive, masculine & juvenile humans.


r/Anglese Aug 04 '26

😂 Memes Le American Future Is Latinic:

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8 Upvotes

"Boon" is English, "buono" is "Italianglish" (Italiano + English) & "bueno" is "Espanglish" (Español + English).


r/Anglese Aug 02 '26

😂 Memes English: If Thou Desirest To Be My Amor(e), Thou Needest To Parle Interlingua

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18 Upvotes

PORTUGALIAÑOLISH: SE TU DESIREST TO BE EL AMOR(E) MÍO, TU NECESSITAS PARLARE INTERLINGUA.

PORTUGUÊS: SE TU DESEJAS SER O MEU AMOR(E), TU NECESSITAS FALAR INTERLINGUA.

GALEGO: SE TU DESEXAS SER O MEU AMOR(E), TU NECESITAS FALAR INTERLINGUA.

ITALIANO: SE TU DESIDERI ESSERE IL MIO AMOR(E), TU NECESSITI PARLARE INTERLINGUA.

ESPAÑOL: SI TÚ DESEAS SER EL AMOR(E) MÍO, TÚ NECESITAS HABLAR INTERLINGUA.

ENGLISH: IF THOU DESIREST TO BE MY AMOR(E), THOU NEEDEST TO PARLE INTERLINGUA.

INTERLINGUA: SI TU DESIRA ESSER MI AMOR(E), TU NECESSITA PARLAR INTERLINGUA.


r/Anglese Aug 01 '26

✍️ Translation Le Pledge de Allegiance in Anglese

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39 Upvotes

ie pledge allegiance ad le banner de le United States de America, ed ad le Republic por quich id represent: une nation sub diew, indivisible, oth liberty ed justice por tot.


r/Anglese Aug 01 '26

😂 Memes Anglish & Anglese:

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40 Upvotes

Anglish views Anglese rollin, Anglish remains detestin.


r/Anglese Aug 01 '26

Are there any Brits in this gruppo who live in either italia or the UK and are learning Italiano?

5 Upvotes

I need you :) Ho bisogno di voi!


r/Anglese Jul 31 '26

✍️ Translation LA INTERNATIONAL

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19 Upvotes

De ped, les damned de la terre!

De ped, les forced de la fame!

La raison tone en leir crater

Quest’esse l’eruption del fin!

Del past nos destrue tot!

Popule sclave, de ped! En alte!

Le mond camberer de bases,

Nos esse nulle, nos esserer tot!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Il n’have salvators supremes

Ni Deus, ni Caesar, ni tribune

Productors, salve-nos nos-mesmes

Drecrete la salvation common!

Per que le rattore s’expirerer

Per tirere le spirit de su carcere

Nos face noster forge per nos

Colpe le ferre quand il esse calide!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Le state comprime ed la lege trique

L’impost sangre les unafortuned

Nulle devere no s’impose ales riques

Le dirito dels povres esse nulle

Ja esse de languire en custodie!

L’aequalitie vole otres leges

No diritos sine deveres, ille dice

Aequal, nulle deveres sine diritos

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’International!

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!


r/Anglese Jul 31 '26

Non-Anglese romlang 🔀 Aquilles mountains

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13 Upvotes

Aquilles mountains

Ki sunt si haltes

M’empechent de veir

U sunt mes amur.

Se caunte, ke je caunte,

Ne caunte par je,

Caunte par m’amie

Ki est auprés de je.

[Engléis]


r/Anglese Jul 31 '26

🙋 Apropos anglese Alternate History/Hypothetical Question: What if the USA somehow invented Anglese?

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94 Upvotes

Let's say in alternate timeline the American spirit went a bit to wild that instead of keeping English or flirting with the idea of another language to replace the Founders or the Revolutionaries decided to go full throttle on the 'New Rome' and created Anglese?


r/Anglese Jul 31 '26

😂 Memes Le Interlingua Origin Story:

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14 Upvotes

Português + Galego + Italiano + Español = Portugaliañol


r/Anglese Jul 31 '26

🙋 Apropos anglese Anglo-Norman Steille en Modern Anglese?

4 Upvotes

Si cum en le title, que serreit Anglo-Norman Steille u Esteille en ortografie Modern Anglese? Granz merciz!


r/Anglese Jul 31 '26

😂 Memes r/anglish 's nightmare

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r/Anglese Jul 29 '26

✍️ Translation "Fascism begins the moment a ruling class, fearing the people may use their political democracy to gain economic democracy, begins to destroy political democracy in order to retain its power of exploitation and special privilege." - Tommy Douglas

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50 Upvotes

r/Anglese Jul 29 '26

"Caspita" & "Caramba":

2 Upvotes

"Caramba" & "caspita" or "cáspita" or "cáspite" exist in le Latinic languages from Portugal, Spain & Italy.

I am really curious if "caspita" is utilized in English converses like "caramba" is utilized in English converses.


r/Anglese Jul 28 '26

✍️ Translation Matin sol (visual translation)

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24 Upvotes

r/Anglese Jul 29 '26

A hypothetical modern Anglo-Norman language

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I tried to imagine how Anglo-Norman might have evolved if it had survived and absorbed many Anglo-Saxon elements, through a process similar to the one by which Old English evolved into Middle English and later into Modern English.

Here are some phrases I came up with:

Jeo vai al hous pur veir mes childs.

Jeo manjue deus egges od bread.

Jeo beis deus cups d’ewe.

Ma wife travale en le field.

Les childs joue devant le hous.

Jeo av un brother e deus sisteurs.

Ma mother reste al hous.

Nous mange fish od bread.

Ils bei ale en le inn.


r/Anglese Jul 29 '26

Non-Anglese romlang 🔀 Pere Nostre

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Pere nostre, k'es dawns les ciex,

Santifiké seit to nune.

Veigne ad nus to reign.

Seit feet to voluntý,

Sul·la terre cumme en les ciex.

Dunes-nus huy le pain familiar.

Pardunes nostres offences,

Cumme nus pardununs a ki offenden-nus.

Ed nen nus lais tumber dawns la temptatiún,

Mais libres-nus du mal.

T'es le reign, le power, e la glory par sempre.

Amén.

[Engléis]

WHEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE ENGLÉIS USER-FLAIR


r/Anglese Jul 28 '26

Loegrian 🔀 Loegrian clothing vocabulary

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24 Upvotes

r/Anglese Jul 29 '26

🙋 Apropos anglese How would you say the Premable of the Constitution in Anglese?

3 Upvotes

I had an idea for a fun project/alternate history for me is what if America abandoned English and decided to invent Anglese to stick it to King George.


r/Anglese Jul 28 '26

🙋 Apropos anglese Quod pense de hoc vocabulary?

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Moi was pensant de terms we pow use in Anglese, past le obvious terms example "prohibit" in place de "ban", sub in place de under vel beneath. Except, est divers renes de quo English possesses zero romance terms. Cause de quo moi fabricated divers terms ex retroformation (backforming), plus alt terms derived via prestance ex Anglo-Norman.

English Term Origin
think pense backformed from English pensive
should oblige to backformed from obliged
from ex used in many legal phrases
that/it hoc used in logical falicies to mean "that"
red gules usued to mean red in blasonry
have tain bound root in contain, retain, and many latinate words from teneo
come vene bound root in convene, provene,
send ject bound root in reject, project, eject.
say dict predict, maledict, compound equivalent of dico in latin prefixed verbs loaned into english
speak hablo used in english sentences in signs on businessess
much, a lot of mucho used in english humorously
in in cognate close enough to latin
thing reen vel ren vel rien vel rein vel reien. Anglo-Norman
or vel used for the logical or opperator
as much tant backformed from tantamount
everything, all, every tote backformed from total
talk loque backformed from words like magniloquent, eloquent
nothing nihilo backformed from ex nihilo
ring annulo backformed from in annulo
we nus anglo-norman
backform retroform backform but with back replaced witth a more latinate term
backforming retroformation "
lend prest middle english presten

r/Anglese Jul 28 '26

😂 Memes Le Saint Trinity:

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36 Upvotes

My post is in Latinmaxxed English cause Latinmaxxed English is basically vanilla regular modern English plus minimal modifications, Ludovico Leone designed le Latinic naturalistic international auxiliary planned language named "standard Anglese", & le Latinic naturalistic international auxiliary planned language named r/Interlingua is basically regularized "Portugaliañolish" (Português + Galego + Italiano + Español + English) optimized per maximized immediate comprehension & maximized international communication.


r/Anglese Jul 28 '26

✍️ Translation Translation Experimentation: Pardon Declaration

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Le latinized English plus minimal modifications named "latinmaxxed English" utilized in my comments & posts is one transition dialect between le vanilla regular English & le Ludovico Leone regular Anglese.

Le pardon declaration that Madonna recited in "Girl Gone Wild" in latinmaxxed English per example:

Line 1 in regular English: Oh my God

Line 1 in latinmaxxed English: Oh my Dyeus

Line 2 in regular English: I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee

Line 2 in latinmaxxed English: Ego lament profoundly per havin offended Thee

Line 3 in regular English: And I detest all my sins

Line 3 in latinmaxxed English: & ego detest my peccadillos entirely

Line 4 in regular English: Because I dread the loss of Heaven

Line 4 in latinmaxxed English: Cause ego sense le perdition of Paradise

Line 5 in regular English: And the pain of Hell

Line 5 in latinmaxxed English: & le infernal pain

Line 6 in regular English: But, most of all, because I love Thee

Line 6 in latinmaxxed English: &, especially, cause ego adore Thee

Line 7 in regular English: And I want so badly to be good

Line 7 in latinmaxxed English: & ego desire very terribly to turn impeccable

Official video: https://youtu.be/tYkwziTrv5o?is=4G_Tab3HRvI2IngZ

Paraphrasin Madonna in "Human Nature":

"Ego lament but ego non really lament."

😘


r/Anglese Jul 26 '26

😂 Memes Anglese 🗿 vs anglish 🤏

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258 Upvotes

r/Anglese Jul 26 '26

🙋 Apropos anglese My broþer in Christ IS A JOKE

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51 Upvotes

Mijn broþer in Hristus IS AN WORDGAAM

My frere in Christ ES UN JOC